Chapter 2. Robb Stark kills a bunch of Whitewalkers.
'' NO ONE WILL SURVIVE WINTER!'' Robb yelled as he and Greywind jumped into the Wildings camp south of the wall. Within 2 minutes Robb and Greywind pulverized the entire camp and turning the remains into thick chile, solving world hunger.
He charged towards Mance Rayder's tent.
'' I have the horn of winter, I am the king of winter, I will use it unless you complete my demands!'' Mance threatened to Jon Snow, Robb's cousin.
'' OUT OF THE WAY BITCHES, THIS IS MY WINTER ALONE!'' Robb screeched as he pulverized Mance into a thousand pieces of Jerky, further fixing world hunger.
But the horn blew three times, signalling Whitewalkers coming to attack the wall.
The nights watch prepared to defend the wall- '' OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!'' Robb yelled as he kicked down the wall, crushing a bazillion White-walkers and their zombie minions. The rest continued to charge.
'' FUCK YOU FREEZING BITCHES!'' Robb yelled as he rode atop of Grey-wind as he blasted zombies everywhere with his machine gun which for some reason fired giant shotgun shells.
When he was finished, he jumped off Greywind and wrestled 10 undead bears to death, strangling another 200 Whitewalkers with their intestines.
Every single Whitewalker exploded into dust as Robb rode back towards where the wall once stood.
Stannis stepped out and greeted him. '' Robb Stark, I see you have taken care of the Whitewalker threat. However there is still the matter of the Iron Throne, which belongs to be, and you kneeling to my rule-''
'' FUCK YOU BITCH!'' Robb screamed as he shot Stannis in the face with a giant shotgun so hard Stannis flew into the land of always winter, crushing the Great Other- an angry abominable snowman.
'' THIS IS MY WINTER AND THIS IS MY KINGDOM!'' Robb yelled at everyone else as he slapped Janos Slynt's head off.
