Yo my dear readers! I have the next chapter for you!

Its like adverage length so yeah...

But it should be really funny. Well at least to me.

I do not own Bleach.

Nor do I understand why it is called that.


By the time Grimmjow caught up with her it was too late. Nikki was already in the store talking to Gin.

Oh shit we are so screwed he thought. He combed through his blue hair with his fingers. Maybe he should just run now. Or he could stay to make sure it didn't get to out of hand.

" so do you have any paint?" Nikki asked sweetly. Gin smiled " sure we got paint but what da cha need it fo?" he asked.

" my rooms too plain"

" oh"

Nikki thought for a second then an evil smile came across her face. " you know I'm pretty sure everyone rooms are kinda plain maybe we should brighten up Las Noches"

Gin's smile became snakelike " oohhh dats an amazing idea! Ita be a great way ta pass da time while waiting for da intruders." he said.

Grimmjow stood frozen ' oh shit' he turned to leave and was almost to the door when " ooohhhh Jeaugerjaques not so fast, cha are gunna be helpin us paint!" Gin said.

Nikki continued smiling. Swinging back and forth on her heels. " fo shizzle dis will be awesome!" she said and started jumping. " oh Grimmjow this is so exciting you're totally going to help right. " she asked causing Grimmjow to have a sinking feeling of guilt in the pit of his stomach.

Ok this human was making him feel the weirdest things ever. Grimmjow just couldn't tell if that was a good thing or not, especially since he was tecnacly dead.

Gin was gone and then returned with six paint buckets, how he managed to carry all six was a magic trick or something.

All Nikki new was that it was so totally ninja.

She tried to do the same thing as Gin but failed causing the paint cans to all fall.

Grimmjow glanced over and pulled Nikki away from the falling paint cans. She was again wrapped in a Grimmjow hug.

He quickly let go and Nikki turned around to face him " thank you" she said then picked up two paint cans blue, and picked up green and pink and Grimmjow got stuck with orange and red. There was no yellow though.

They walked to Nikki's room first. "Ok all I want is my room to be blue and purple so let's get to work."

...

Well it wasn't professional but for only taking 30 min it was pretty damn good. there was horizontal purple and blue lines on the wall each about a foot tall each.

Nikki jumped up and down in joy. " fo shizzle dis is what ima talkin about" she said in an Italian accent.

Grimmjow rose an eyebrow at Nikki.

She turned to him with a questioning look " what" she asked innocently. Grimmjow knew she wasn't innocent.

Gin looked at their artwork with pleasure. " looks like we did a good job" he said. He put his hands in his sleeves monk style. Then he walked over to Nikki "so who is next?" Grimmjow was scared for the answer.

Nikki glanced to Grimmjow then to Gin. Obviously she was thinking of something evil.

" Nnitora" she said.

Grimmjow grabbed her arm and the paint and dragged her out of he room with Gin following behind. " oh fuck yes we are painting Nnitora's room!" Grimmjow stated.

He then let out and evil laugh that echoed throughout Las Noches.

It didn't take long for us to reach Nnitora's room. I was skipping down the halls, The click clack reverberated off the walls.

Grimmjow followed quick behind and Gin was close behind him.

I had the most evil grin on my face because I knew this was going to be too much fun.

Grimmjow also had an evil smile on his face. The fact that they were going to ' brighten up' Nnitora's room made him actually want to help with her and Gins painting spree.

Whoever the next poor chap would be only I knew.

We entered the room and I turned on the switch. Good thing Nnitora wasn't there or their asses would have gotten Ceroed.

I put down my paint cans " ok I want the pink and green and I want to paint his wall all to myself, um since that wall still hasn't gotten fixed we will just forget about it so each of us get our own wall."

Gin looked at the huge hole in the wall " do cha even know what happened in here?" he asked.

Me and Grimmjow pointed to each other at the same time.

Gin sweat dropped " I shudda known, I'm surprised he asent told Azein yet"

Grimmjow shrugged his shoulders " probably hasn't been here yet."

" Most likely" I added.

We all started to paint our respective walls.

Grimmjow was the first one done. His wall was actually very simple. It was purple and red and said f-you.

Of course.

It also had pictures of spoons.

Made my day.

" damn I wish I thought of that " I wined. I looked at Gin's wall it had orange and blue in a huge swirl.

Fail.

He obviously didn't know we were actually trying to piss Nnitora off not make him maybe that would piss him off.

Gin and Grimmjow walked over to my wall. It was a picture of a giant praying mantis on a pink flower. ( gehee understand the pink flower? XD)

Grimmjows jow dropped. He then fell on the floor laughing his butt off.

Gin didn't fall on he floor but he was laughing really hard.

I blushed. " It's not that good" I stated red faced.

" it's fucking amazing!" Grimmjow said through gasps. He continued laughing uncontrollably.

Gin slowly stopped laughing and wiped away a tear in his eye that he got from laughing to hard.

"I would like to know what you trash are doing" a voice outside the door said.

I looked towards the door. " chizzle! It's Uluquiorra we are so screwed" I had my hands on my head and was running back and forth.

Quickly Grimmjow grabbed Uluquiorra and pulled him into the room.

"What are you doing?" Uluquiorra stated blankly.

Then Uluquiorra saw a whole in the far wall. He blinked and looked around the room. His eyes glazed over the painted walls but stopped at the one I painted. he pointed to the wall " what is this"

"a way to piss of Nitora" I said

" I see"

" don't tell Azein please"

"no"

"please?" I wined.

"no"

I put out my lip in a pout " pretty please"

Uluquiorra sighed " fine I will only tell him if I see him".

Nikki made an evil smile that made Uluquiorra worry. " cool then your going to help us". I said.

"I will not help with your trashy painting spree" he replyed this time with a little bit of annoyance in his voice.

I crossed my arms. " you act as if you have a choice."

"you have no way of forcing me". My evil grin became diabolical.

"Erleana! Akuma! Grab Uluquiorra and follow me to the next room!" I shouted.

Uluquiorra looked at me as if I was psycho.

Much to Gin's and Uluquiorra's surprise two figures popped out of thin air and grabbed Uluqiorra. He saw that Nikki started to run off to her next victims room.

I smiled as I ran down the hall.

Hopefully he wasn't there at the moment.

I was happy to find that Azein wasn't in his room. When I entered the room I looked back to see a startled Uluquiorra being dragged by my zampacto spirits.

Gin and Grimmjow followed closed behind with paint cans in there arms. Grimmjow seamed to find it quite entertaining that Uluquiorra got dragged into this. As shown by the evil grin on his face.

When we were in the room I clicked the lock behind us.

"You will not force me to paint" Uluquiorra stated.

Gin just ignored him and asked a question. " wha are dose things?" He asked with a questioning look on his face. His finger was pointed to Erleana and Akuma.

"They're my zampacto spirits." I replied smoothly, not putting much care into the words.

Gin and Uluquiorra looked at me suspiciously. "Cha ave a double sword don't cha" Gin stated more then asked.

Erleana let go of Uluquiorra and crossed her arms over her chest. "noooooo" she said sarcastically. She dragged the word out for effect.

"Well cha don't have to be soo rude!" Gin said.

"I'm a hollow yes I do" she stated matter of facility. She stood high and mighty.

"oh" Gin replied

"yeppers".

Gin had a somewhat confused look on his face.

I jumped into the conversation " well Erleana, Akuma, you two can go back while we paint".

" ok" Akuma said then disappeared.

Erleana put her hand up in salute " roger that general!" she shouted then disappeared, A whooshing noise sounding behind her.

Everyone except me stood in disbelief where Erleana vanished, not quite expecting that exit.

It was nothing I wasn't used to so I just continued.

I widened my stance and put my finger in the air. "it's painting time" I shouted.

At least it wasn't clobbering time.

Uluquiorra quickly turned and tried to leave. I wasn't going to let that happen "where are you going?" I asked sweetly, with a somewhat hidden snakelike tone in my voice. If Uluquiorra wasn't so emotionless he would have winced at the tone.

"I will not do such a trash of a thing, especially with trash." he said cooly and unemotionally.

An evil grin spread across my face. "well if you leave I guess I will just have to tell everyone your secret." I said.

Grimmjows ears perked up in interest.

Uluquiorra stopped in his tracks, there was a moment of hesitation as he thought it over. "I have no secrets" he said then he continued to walk.

" I beg to differ" I sang singsong like then walked up to Uluquiorra and whispered in his ear. His eyes widened when I told him what I knew.

" You wouldn't" he said, worry written in his voice.

Gin and Grimmjow looked at each other in wonder.

"Hey Gin, Grimmjow. Uluqiorra has.." I was stopped by Uluquiorra's hand covering my mouth.

"fine I will help you trash paint, just don't, tell, anyone." Uluquiorra said then reached for a paint can. He picked up the purple ( of course) and a paint brush and went to a corner of the room. I grabbed a few paint cans (aka all of them) and picked the biggest most open wall in the room.

Grimmjow just stood there wondering what was so bad that Uluquiorra didn't want anyone to know. Gin just grabbed a paint brush and went over to the corner with Uluquiorra because I had all the paint cans.

I started to paint and Grimmjow finally snapped out of his daze. He walked over,"what are you doing" he asked.

I scoffed "painting duh" I said.

"Painting what?"

"you'll see"

"Che* fine" Grimmjow said then sat on the ground cross legged. He watched as I painted.

I sat quietly humming ichirin no Hana ( the third bleach opening) while I painted my detailed painting. My hands moved experly across the wall. Grimmjow studied the wall as all my focus was on painting. When he realized what I was painting he started laughing. His laugher grew and grew as I continued painting, and was borderline psychotic by the time I was done.

Ulquiorra and Gin looked up from their painting and looked over at mine. Uluquiorra's eyes widened and Gin's jow dropped.

"Azein is gunna be pissed" Gin said. He had a look on his face that was rarely seen.

"what" I said innocently. " it's just a painting of Azein getting beat up by Ichigo." I added. I nodded and folded my arms over my chest. I was actually quite proud of myself this time. But the best part was going to be when Azein sees it.

Hopefully I wouldn't be there though.

Gin stood up and walked over to me slowly. He had his hands in his sleeves like a chinese monk. "I would suggest that we leave here soon cuse I dink Azein-ticho will be here soon."

I nodded in response. "that's fine with me" I calmly stated.

I then grabbed Grimmjow and Gin and dragged them out of the room, Uluquiorra quickly followed behind. Obviously trying to get out of there as soon as possible. He didn't want Azein finding him in his room.

"We are getting the hell out of here!" I shouted as I dragged Grimmjow and Gin down the hall.

Uluquiorra disappeared as soon as he got the chance. He probably was going to start avoiding me again.

Sad.

You could easily tell that Gin and Grimmjow were surprised by the fact that I was dragging them both down the hall with ease, they weren't exactly the smallest people.

I of course was completely ignorant of it and continued dragging them down the halls.

After we where a good distance from Azein's room I stopped and dropped my two packages to the ground. Of course Grimmjow quickly stood out and dusted off his shirt. He then liked down the halls to see if anyone saw what happened. He was relived to see that none did.

Gin on the other hand sat in the floor with his hands in his sleeves and a unhappy look on his face.

"cha know cha didn't ave to drag us all da way " he said his manliness obviously injured.

Gimmjow of course was having the same problem. Only he wasn't really complaining. He probably would be throwing a bitch fit if anyone saw.

Luckily no one did.

I don't want to deal with a Grimmjow bitch fit.

"Grimmjow let's never speak of this" Gin stated. Grimmjow nodded in reply. Gin then stood up and turned to me " I am assuming dis painting game is over fo now?"

I smiled "for now" I said.

Gin nodded then started walking down the hallway.

When he was about to turn around the corner I shouted " you know when you assume you make an ass of u and me!".

If I was able to see Gin I would have seen him sigh with his shoulders drooped.


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Ok this chapters question, : do y'all readers want any romance between Grimmjow and Nikki? I'm not sure if I just want to do just friendship or more like romance so your opinions will help. But if there is any pairing the only pairing would be Grimmjow and Nikki. But I want to know your opinions. Please say them!

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