Hey yeah I know I know I know! I'm soooo sorry that this was late. I was just really lazy. I don't think it's too long eather. But it's important. Kinda. Yeah.
Ok Grimmjow disclaimer please!
Grimmjow: I Keel you!
Me: you found the Jeff Dunham cd didn't you.
Erleana: shut up you asshole!
Akuma: *hits Erleana with bat* yo be nice.
Walter: dumbasses
Everyone : *turns to Walter*
Me: um yeah how are you here?
Walter: Magic you dumbass.
Me: hiding from Peanut?
Walter: hummm maybe your not a dumbass...
Erleana: I want jello!
Walter: but she is.
Me: yo Walter wanna do the disclaimer.
Walter: Che fine, this chick don't own bleach. Whatever the hell that is. Also she does not own me. That dumbass Jeff Dunham does.
Grimmjow: that was my job! I keel you, you bastered!
Me:Wow no more tv for you Grimm.
enjoy :)
Me and Grimmjow were then wondering the halls of Las Noches, having a long conversation about cats.
The big cats to be exact.
I had told him that my favorite animal was a tiger. A white Siberian tiger to be some reason it made him seam kinda sad. He then asked me if I had a second favorite animal and I replied with a panther. He perked up a little after that.
He is such a kid sometimes.
He was very interested to as why a tiger was the top on my list. "well firstly it's a cat so it's bomb, next it is the biggest cat there is. Don't give me that, lion is the king of the jungle chiz cuse tigers are bigger. Also they just seam so powerful. But not that I am your god powerful. The kinda powerful where they are all as long as you don't piss me off, you might live." I answered.
This seamed to interest Grimmjow. "looks like you did some research." he said.
I put my finger to my chin in thought " well I have just collected my data from over the years."
We both laughed and continued walking.
There was an echoing down the halls because of our laugher, and I'm pretty sure that all the lower Arrancar all ran off because we didn't see any of them. I wouldn't know why. It's not like I had one of the most violent and crazy people in bleach right next to me. (oooozzing with sarcasm if ya didn't realize.)
Anyway we were almost to nowhere ( because we didn't really have a destination) when to my suprize a lower Arrancar showed up right in front of us. You could tell he didn't really want to be near us by his slight quivering when he came up.
Yay I scare people! Or maybe that's Grimmjow scaring him.
The Arrancar bowed showing his respect, and said "um Grimmjow sir Azein wanted me to tell you that there is a meeting starting in ten minutes" the Arrancars eyes were fixed on the ground as he spoke " oh and he would also like miss Nikki to attend too" he added then bowed again, he then quickly left before Grimmjow could say anything in reply.
The Arrancar had herd from story's that Grimmjow didn't really follow the whole 'don't shoot the messenger' thing.
I turned to Grimmjow " he probably saw his room" I said blankly
"we are screwed" he replyed.
"yep"
And we headed towards the meeting room to meet our doom.
When we entered the room there was small chatter. Grimmjow stood tall but I had the guilty shoulders dropped looking at the ground, that was apparent to most of the people that I did somthing wrong. Nnitora sat glaring daggers at us, he obviously saw his room. Oh well I'm pretty sure that Grimmjow and I could take him. But that didn't matter cuse he was going to loose to Zaraki soon anyway.
Uluquiorra was staring down at his thumbs obviously not wanting to look at me. ( I would say and Grimmjow too but Uluquiorra never really liked him. It wasn't much a change.) Grimmjow went and sat at his chair and I was left to stand there awkwardly.
There was enough chairs for the ten espada and Azein. There was also two added chairs for Gin and Tousen. I stood their wondering what to do.
Azein looked up at me with his smug peto grin on his face. "well it looks like we forgot to get miss Nikki a chair" he said with fake worry in his voice.
My question, wft is with the miss Nikki.
"And we can't just have her stand around". He added
Gin sweat dropped, he had warned Nikki about some of Azein's 'new intentions'. I also realizing partially what he meant I had one of those mental 'oh shit' moments.
"well I can just sit in the middle of the table" I suggested.
But then again it would be like I was an entree or somthing.
Azein's eyebrow rose. "and why would you want to do that?" he asked suspiciously. I could tell that he was hinting towards what me and Gin thought again.
I stood tall scratching the back of my head. "well its better then just standing." I replied in answer to his question.
"hmm" was all he said. He had his finger on his chin in pretend thought. Then he pretended like he came up with an idea even though he already had one. "well then why don't you just sit," he started but I cut him off, a quick idea had popped in my head. "your right I should just sit in Grimmjow's lap!" I stated.
I'm a genius sometimes.
Grimmjow had been sipping on a glass of water that was in front of him. When he heard what I said he did a spit take.
Right into Uluquiorra's face.
Water dripped from Uluquiorra to the table and he just had a blank stare. "trash" he stated.
Feeling sorry for Uluquiorra I ripped some of Aronerio's upper outfit off (the annoying puffy stuff) and walked over to dry him off.
Aronerio's higher voice screeched "what the heck human!"
I turned to him and shouted "shut up or I'll cero your ass! No one likes you!"
He shut up.
Nnitora turned to Sayzel and whispered " no love there,...but it is true". Sayzel nodded in agreence.
As soon as I had finished wiping Uluquiorra's face( which by the way he didn't look to happy about but for some reason didn't complain. It was like he was scared of me... No idea why though), I quickly walked around behind Azein's chair and I sat on Grimmjows lap. He of course was still in shock, along with half the espada. The other half and Tousen looked confused, Gin was well Gin and then Azein looked rather displeased.
My work was complete.
Azein shook off this unexpected turn of events and went on with the meeting. " I would like to start the meeting with finding out who decided to pant my room" he stated. Grimmjow, Gin,Uluquiorra and I all winced. No one noticed really though. Luckily.
Nnitora rose and eyebrow " they did it to you too eh?" he asked.
He also looked really pissed.
I'm happy Azein was here.
Yep there is a first for everything.
This time Azein rose his eyebrow " this happened to you?"
Nnitora nodded then growled " there is one wall that says fuck you with fucking spoons all over it" Sayzel giggled. " then there was a wall with a stupid swirly design that just made me dizzy" He added.
Well wadda ya know it actually worked.
"then one of my walls is fucking missing, but the worst of it all was the god damned praying mantis on a fucking pink flower!" he shouted.
I saw Sayzel twitch at the pink flower thing.
Gehehehhehe
Ninjayicly me and Grimmjow high fived while no one was looking.
Azein sighed " I too have a very troubling painting, there is mainly one wall panted except one wall that is partially purple. But the main wall has a painting of the substitute shinigami and I"
He made that sound dirty.
"What are you guys doing in the painting" Tousen asked.
The blind person of course asks about the painting. Not only that but he made it sound worse. Well what were they doing indeed.
"well it is a very inacruate picture of me getting beat up by kurosaki" he said in an unhappy tone.
Which kinda beat up? ;) Ok I knew but it still funny.
He will be surprised when it actually happens. You know, when he's a butterfly.
Jaws dropped and there was small snickers trying to be held back. Uluquiorra sat there staring at the ceiling. "why would anyone do that Azein ticho?" Tousen asked.
He shrugged his shoulders "I have no idea, nor do I have an idea on who did it" he said.
'He is totally lying' I thought and was proven right when his eyes flickered towards me and Grimmjow.
Nnitora also looked towards us " I think I know" he said. His smile was his trademark piano grin. Which of course meant it was a peto grin.
As in Creeeeeeppppyyyyyy
To help make other people not come to this conclusion I decided to help my 'innocence' "do you really know? Who would do something like that?" I asked innocently.
It was a bunch of BS though.
"Yes Nnitora who was it?" asked, surprisingly, Herribel. I looked over to her with a somewhat intrigued look on my face. Her eyes flickered towards me and I instantly knew she knew it was me.
Holy Jashin I'm happy she likes me. She is so awesome.
Maybe I'll bake her a cake.
Yeah surprise I can cook. And it's edible!
Nnitora also got the hint and decided to not reply with the full right answer " well I kinda had an idea but now that I think about it never mind." he said then looked away. he scoffed. Obviously he didn't like the fact that Herribel was stronger then him. But he knew better specially since Azein was there.
Damn I love Tia.
Azein looked around the room. He then smiled "well all I needed was to get the people responsible in the same room. Those of you who did it know who you are, you will stay everyone else can leave." Azein said.
Without Azein noticing I motioned for Ulquiorra to leave. At least he shouldn't get blamed since I forced him (that also sounds dirty). Besides Azein wouldn't believe he would do anything.
Uluquiorra noticed and had a look of relief on his face. Although I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that can freaking read his emotions, they were such a minuscule difference no normal person could read them.
And I'm not normal.
So it was Gin, Grimmjow, and I sitting in the room. Even though there were now empty chairs I didn't move from Grimmjow's lap. He didn't seam to mind
And neither did I, neither did I.
Tousen also left after much pushing from Azein. When Tousen was gone Azein sighed and turned towards us. " now I would like to know why you decided to paint parts of Las Noches."
I rose my hand like I was in elementary school. " oh! oh it was because my room was really plain so we painted it, then we had so much fun we wanted to spread the joy!" I said.
Azein then sighed and put his fingers to his forehead. "spread the joy by writing f-you on Nnitora's wall?".
Hey that was the G-man.
"Well if you really think about it he kinda deserved it" I replied.
But the G-man was my friend.
Azein paused, "be that as it may, you still should not be writing such crude things on other people's walls".
I bowed my head in fake shame, It was like I was being scolded by my dad (except my dad is epic).
"I didn't really know what to expect from you Nikki, and Grimmjow is a given, but you Gin?" Azein faced Gin. " I would think that you would not help in such disrespectful things." Azein said.
What world was he living in. This had Gin written all over it.
I again rose my hand " I'm well if it makes a difference they didn't really want to pant your room and I am the one that did that main painting." I said.
"That's kind of obvious no one else could actually do something that good," Azein said.
"so very true" I stated.
Azein sighed and laid his head in his hands.
" so are we good to go?" I asked sweetly hoping Azein would give in to my act.
"and why should I let you go?" he asked back.
I blanked faced and tried to come up with an answer back. I got a Gin style smile "well I promise that I will never do it to YOU again," I said. Azein caught my trick " only to me?"
Damn
"fine to anyone," I added.
"that's better you may all leave," he said.
Wow he gave up on that easy. I thought I would be tortured or something.
I shout my hand into the air "Yosh it's time fo sum fun don't cha tink?" I said to Grimmjow and Gin.
I think Azein sweat dropped.
I didn't even know what I wanted to do I just wanted to see Azein reaction.
I was satisfied.
Then me, Grimmjow, and Gin left leaving Azein behind wondering if letting them go was a good idea.
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Well when we got to my room I was pretty fuckin pissed off. Yah I just cussed.
Thats how pissed off I was.
I'm pretty sure steam was coming out of my ears. I do know that when Gin and Grimmjow saw how angry I was they backed up a little. Ok maybe a lot.
You see when I walked into my room there was a rather large suprize.
My room was trashed. Two of the walls had ginormous holes in them, my bed was in a million prices, the insides spread across he floor. My dresser had been broken and it's contents where also all over the floor. Certain articles of clothing were also in the mess.
I knew exactly who did this an I was going to kill the fucker.
Hell I was pissed off enough that I was going to go all Hidan on his ass. (That is a big threat).
That bastered was going to fucking regret ever doing this. He was going to rue the day. I was going to make him cry. I was going to fucking kill him before anyone else could.
I stormed out of my trashed room and down the hall. Gin and Grimmjow strayed far behind me. They could feel the deathly aura pouring off me.
I followed the restu to my destination. That fucker Nnitora was going to die.
Omg she is Pissed off! Yall don't mess with Nikki's stuff.
Wonder what's going to happen to Nnitora...
Ok so the last chapters asked if y'all want romance between Grimmy and Nikki. The answer was pretty much yes so yeah. Oh and if y'all haven gotten the hint yet there is going to be more then one story. I'm thinking she will al least see the Naruto verse, One Piece verse, and Fairytail verse. so I don't know if I want to do the romance in this one or later on... We will have to see. Oh and just so you know this will never have M related content. Ok maybe cussing wise (specially in the Naruto one with Hidan) but other then profanitys no. It's gunna stay T.
Ok is this chapters question, : if you have seen any Jeff Dunham stuff, which puppet is your favorite? I will give my answer in he next chapter.
if you are wondering wtf at the random Jeff Dunham stuff it's because I'm reading an x-over fic of Jeff gets sucked into the naruto world. It's freaking amazing, if you want to know its name it's called : pisses me off.
Ive been laughing my ass off at this story.
Anyway thank you soo very much to the amazing people who take the time to review! You make me so happy!
Peace out broz
