Ok so I'm mainly posting every other week.
Sorry... But I have caught up to all of my prewritten stuff so yeah. Sorry.
Anyways Yay new chapter. It's about medium length and at about a b+ to A- humor level.
Oh and thanks to the reviewer who told me the correct spelling for bastard. I knew I was spelling it wrong but my spell check wouldn't show the right one so I just guessed. I'm kinda bad at spelling. And it's not like they teach you the correct spelling for it in school. That would be awsome "this weeks vocabulary list is
3. Asshole
4. Fuck
5. shit
6. Jackass
8. Crap
9. Jerkoff
10. Damn
The kid takes the list home to thier parents "hey mommy I learned a new word today!"
Yep that would be awsome. But also terrible.
Sooo...
I don't own Bleach, but I own bleach.
Ok well it seamed as though my memory was a little fuzzy because when I woke up and realized it wasn't my room I was a little freaked. Not only that, I realized that I was on the same bed as someone. I could hear their breath next to me.
I was frozen. What the hell happened I had no idea. It was almost a cuss worthy moment.
Almost.
"What the cheesenip's," I whispered as I turned over. My eyes shot open in shock when I saw who was next to me. The blue hair was instantly recognizable. I relaxed a little bit the memory's coming back. Nnitora destroying my room, and my reaction.
I scrunched my nose. Did I really cuss that much? Wow I must have been really pissed off. I made sure to mentally scold myself.
"whaaaaatttt," I heard then I saw Grimmjow opening his eyes. He opened his mouth in a yawn.
"Sup" I said to him.
He yawned again then rubbed his eyes.
"oh mornin " he said lazily. He yawned and stretched his arms up. Much like a cat. A bell rang in my head. Then my eyes glazed over his torso in sudden confusion "um Grimmjow where did your shirt go?" I asked not sure if I wanted the answer.
Grimmjow looked down " oh I never sleep with a shirt," he answered.
I deadpanned "so you decided that the night that I was on the same bed as you to not wear a shirt?" I asked partly annoyed. Even though my inner fangirl screamed I suppressed it with my unconfort.
"I didn't think it would matter," he said shrugging his shoulders.
I sighed and looked over to the door, and froze again.
Well chizzle.
Heads were poked through the door and jaws were agape. How long they were there only Jashin knows.
Well this was going to be awkward.
My eyes scanned the people who were there.
The funnest face to look at was Azein's who was the person farthest in the room. Everyone there was frozen in place from shock.
Even Uluquiorra stood there his mouth slightly open staring into the room.
Dude camera moment.
The people standing there were Starrk ( who I think was actually just sleeping with his yes open) Barragon, Sayzel, Aaroniero, Uluquiorra, Azein, Yammy, and Gin. However Gin did look more intreaged then surprised.
Grimmjow noticed what I was looking at and laughed. "let those bastards think what they want," he said and I sighed.
Then I returned with "hey Starrk, Uluquiorra, and Gin are not bastards." I retorted. The others there are debatable.
Grimmjow shrugged his shoulders "that's your opinion,".
I shook my head "anyway how do we get them out of shock?" I asked him.
He grinned evilly.
"no," I snapped.
"awhhhhh damn it," Erleana whined. I ignored her.
I then sonedioed over to the group. This might be fun.
Everyone was still frozen, so I did what everyone in this situation would do. I poked Azein in the forehead. "forgive me Azein maybe next time," I said just for funzeiz.
Well it worked because he was instantly snapped back to reality.
For the rest I just said " hey everyone Starrk's actually running!"They instantly looked around with confused looks on their faces.
Hey it would have been a one in a lifetime event.
Azein dusted himself off "well I would um like to ask why you were in Grimmjows bed," he asked with an exasperated tone. Everyone else had an expression of the same question on their faces.
"Nnitora destroyed my room,"
I think Azein almost went back to shock mode. He was stopped from going into it by his pride. Damn it would have been fun to see him shocked again. I wish I got a picture.
It was priceless.
Anywhozzle
"so you slept in Grimmjow's room and on his bed no less?" he asked
"you obviously haven't been to my room because it is fricken trashed,"
"yep trash," Erleana said with a giggle in my head.
Yet again I ignored her.
Azein rose an eyebrow "would you show me?"
I shrugged my shoulders "sure,"
Me and Azein walked passed the espada and Gin and continued down the hall towards my room.
Sayzel scrunched his eyebrows "wait you just dropped the fact that they slept in the same bed so quickly!" he said with a rather confused and partly disturbed look on his face.
"if you follow you'll see why!" I shouted back to him. Everyone shrugged their shoulders and followed.
Azein jaw dropped when we entered my room.
"ha how do you know that Nnitora did this?" he asked exasperated.
"um who the hell else would?" asked Akuma to Erleana.
There was a pause "um maybe... Oh a it could have been the bogey man?" she said.
"he isn't real," Akuma replied.
Erleana had a shocked expression "Nooooo! It's not true!" she cried.
Mentally I sighed "Akuma! The bogey man is Erleana's equivalent to Santa Clause. Don't ruin her dreams!" I scolded then remembered my conversation.
"I asked him then I stabbed him so it's all good," I replied cooly.
Azein rose an eyebrow "your fine with that"
I nodded in reply.
"well he really did destroy your room," Tia said as she entered my room.
Wow rumors spread fast.
There was a hint if anger in her eyes. The rest of the espada that were in Grimmjow's room all entered my room. Including Grimmjow who came and stood next to me. He still didn't have a shirt on.
Not that it bothered me.
"Yep but it's good now cuze I cut him with my sword," I quickly said.
"You were able to cut that trash?" Uluquiorra asked.
"hey I'm not fucking trash!" Nnitora shouted as he walked into my room.
"he is right. He isn't trash. He wouldn't fit in the dumpster,"
I retorted.
"I thought you said everything was good.." Grimmjow pointed out.
He was true but...
"I said that I didn't want to kill him anymore, I never said he wasn't an ass."
Grimmjow nodded in agreance.
Azein turned to Nnitora "why did you do this,"he asked. Azein seamed of have a look of annoyance on his face.
I would understand to, you know you take that time to build a room for a guest and one of your housemates destroys the room. Wait I wouldn't be annoyed. I'd be pissed. Which reminds me.
I slapped myself on the forehead.
Everyone looked over at me like I was crazy. Which was true but that doesn't matter.
"yes?" I asked them when there looks started to make my eye twitch.
"You slapped yourself why?" Sayzel asked.
I looked over at him "it was my punishment for cussing so much yesterday."
Everyone still looked at me like I had snapped. I was kinda awkward.
"ok stop staring at me like that or I'll cero your ass," I said partly annoyed.
Azein rose an eyebrow ( I have no idea how he can do that and keep the peto grin) "you can cero" he asked.
"like a boss," ok not that good but still.
Everyone blank faced.
It was times like these that I remember how little they know.
I sighed "yes I can cero, it's part of my zampacto's powers."
"Holy shit this place is trashed!" Erleana said randomly appearing.
Well at least the focus was no longer on me.
Never mind because Azein turned back to me while pointing at Erleana "your zampacto sprit?" he guessed.
I nodded "not only her,"
Akuma also popped out of thin air "Yo" he said nonchalantly.
"double sword," he said partially impressed.
I nodded "I've only released it three times." I said. Grimmjow looked at me "I only know of two,"
"and that's all you are going to know," I replied.
Grimmjow grinned "you know you will eventually tell me right,"
My shoulders dropped "ya I know," I answered. Knowing me I wouldn't be able to keep it from my friend even though I think he would probably kill Lolly, which he can't because she is actually important. Stupid bitch... I mean... no wait she is a bitch I can get mentally slapped later.
I then turned to Akuma "oh ya forgot ta ask ya you can catch fire!" I said with excitement.
He made a sheepish look and put his hand behind his head "yeah you aren't supposed to be able to do that yet,"
"Naruto?"
"yeah"
"how did I do it?" I asked truly wondering how.
"you were just that pissed off,"
Nnitora stepped up with an annoyed/confused look "wait so you didn't even know you could make fire?"
"Che no," I replied.
I then realized how far from the original topic I had gone.
I rose my hand into the air "ok Nnitora as punishment for destroying my room you must fix it!" I said with a completely strait face.
He deadpanned "your fucking joking right?" he asked.
My face twitched and I did the anime style fire of anger "do I look like I'm joking?" I staited through gritted teeth and my fist raised. My restu also raised.
Nnitora sweat dropped.
I fealt like Erza from Fairytail. It was kinda awsome.
Nnitora's shoulders dropped " fuck...fine bitch," he said.
*eye twitch*
My fist quickly went up and socked Nnitora in the stomach sending him flying through the wall creating a giant hole. "only Grimmjow can call me Bitch you ass monkey!"
Grimmjow smirked "that's right bitch,"
Azein rose an eyebrow "where did you learn to do that?"
I blank faced at him having no idea what he was talking about. Seriously I'm smart and I had no idea to what he was refering to "what?" I asked.
Azein scrunched his eyebrows. Could she not know what she had even done? "you gathered your Restu in your fist then released it at the exact timing of your punch making it more effective. I have never seen it used like that before, of course retsu increases muscle power but with that you could do much more damage," he said.
Ok I knew what he was talking about. I had actually taken the idea from Naruto, how Sakura and Tsunade can punch so hard. Only I used retsu. I practiced in the shower. I never a fully punched anything but I worked on gathering my resu to my fists then releasing it.
Which reminded me. I compleatly ignored Azein's comment and grabbed a pair of my clothes from the ground. Then walked to Grimmjow "I'm going to go use your shower, bye," he shrugged his shoulders "fine by me, but I need to go to my room too,"
"ok," I responded.
I looked back at the people's in my room "ok I'ma take a shower so I'll talk to y'all later. Sorry Azein but a girl needs her showers." I said and with that left.
Azein stood in Nikki's room with a confused look on his face. He looked at his espada "is it just me or has she suddenly gotten way more comfortable here?" he asked.
The espada nodded in reply. Along with Erleana and Akuma who hadn't returned yet.
Sayzel rose his eyebrow "and why are you still here?" he asked.
Akuma shrugged his shoulders "we were never told to return, so basically we are doing whatever the hell we want," He folded his arms and looked back at the Espada with a cool expression.
"Anarchy bitches!" Erleana screamed at the top of her lungs "we are going rebel!" she added. She started running around with her arms in the air.
Everyone sweat dropped.
I was back in the room in an instant "Erleana Akuma go home!" I said.
Erleana straitened "yes mom!" she said then disappeared.
Akuma only straitened slightly "I wasn't going to let her do anything," He scoffed and moved his head to the side.
"you and I both know without me you alone wouldn't be able to stop her when she is in one of those moods," I deadpanned then left for good as I saw Akuma's shape disappear out of thin air.
I was finally getting used to that.
Me and Grimmjow walked side by side down the hall, well actually I was partly dancing while walking.
Yeah I do that.
"so your taking a shower?" Grimmjow asked turning to me.
I stopped in my tracks and turned to Grimmjow. My head turned to study his face. *eye twitch* "oh god no you pervert!" I shouted as I took my shoe off and started smacking him. I brought it down on him multiple times before I stopped. "dude no, " I said and continued walking.
"I was joking.." he said.
"your face says otherwise,"
He crossed his arms "damn it how do you know me so well!" he said.
I turned to him and hugged him "because you are my friend you idiot!"
His eyebrows shot up in surprise at my actions. Then his face relaxed. "yeah, your my friend too," he said.
I smiled back at him. "I know."
He rose an eyebrow "Soooo?" he asked.
"Jashin no we are not taking a shower together," I shouted as I hit him again with my shoe.
Awh Grimmjow...Always a pervert.
So I hope you peeps liked the chapter.
Ok so I asked if you guys did any martial arts and I got a few answers... For me why yes, yes I am in a Martial arts. I'm in American style Kempo karate. I'm a first degree brown belt and will be testing for black in December. I should have already tested for black but I was to busy to train because of school, and other sports. And I'm kinda lazy.
Ok so this chapters question! : Which is better ninjas or pirates? And it could be any tpte of ninja or pirate like Naruto vs. Luffy or Soifon vs. Jack Sparrow. Yes I count Soifon as a ninja.
I love reviews and if there wasn't a damn computer in my way I would hug everyone who reviewed. So please review and then you can have and imaginary hug from either Akuma or Erleana or Nikki (or me) or Grimmjow. You pick.
Bye bye!
