Here is chapter 5, I hope you like it! By the way, I'm thinking of making this fic quite long if people like it because there is lots of stuff I can do with it. :)


Chapter 5-

Fred re-entered the kitchen and began to make sandwiches with his wand. Hermione followed and went to help him prepare lunch. 'Act casual Hermione, just don't mention 'the near kiss'.

"Fred? Really? You're meant to be learning about muggles! Muggles don't just whip out there wands to make simple sandwiches. Here, lets start with simple muggle stuff then we will move on to electricity and sports later on."

She walked up behind him and stole his wand from his hand. He moaned in protest, which caused Hermione to laugh.

"You can have this back at the end of the holidays. But until then you are no longer 'Fred 'wizard' Weasley but Fred 'completely unmagical' Weasley. Understood?" Hermione winked as she put Fred's wand in her pocket and continued buttering the bread by hand.

"I think you mean Fred 'completely unmagical except for his magical personality' Weasley. That name suits me better…maybe even Fred 'hottest temporary muggle ever to have walked this muggle world' Weasley. Yeah I like that one way better."

"You wish." Hermione replied playfully.

They both laughed and made lunch in comfortable silence. The previous awkwardness for the 'near kiss' had been forgotten and they were just enjoying each others company.

They sat at the small table and ate with some general chit-chat in between mouthfuls of ham sandwiches.

"Mione, I've been thinking. If I must be a muggle for the month then you should be too. Now hand over your wand." Fred winked and reached across the table to try and grab Hermione's wand from her pocket.

"What no! I'm not the one failing muggle studies!"

"Oohh, is little Mione scared of being a wandless, magicless, hopeless muggle?" Fred joked.

Hermione glared at him.

"Muggles are none of those things Fred! They can cope just fine without wands; they don't need magic to survive."

Fred didn't say anything and just smirked. His eyebrows raised and Hermione sighed in defeat. 'He's a tricky one, that Fred Weasley.'

"Oh, fine. Here take my wand and we can put them in my mum's cupboard until the end of the month."

They stood up and left the sandwiches atop of the table. They wandered into Hermione's parents rooms and over to the large wardrobe at the other end. Hermione opened the doors and smiled. Her mum was just like her. The clothes were hanging on one side in colour order and on the other side draws went from top to bottom. The draws were all individually labelled too.

"Merlin's beard Mione! Id never thought I'd meat someone who was neater than you. Obviously you get your traits from your mother." Fred laughed.

Hermione rolled her eyes and opened the very top draw that wasn't labelled. She placed Fred's wand in it and turned to Fred. He was stroking Hermione's wand and was pretending to wipe tears away from his eyes.

"I'm not ready to be a muggle! I need magic. Please don't do this to me Mione, I will die!" Fred fake pleaded. Hermione laughed slightly before snatching the wand from his hands.

"Man up Fred. Grow a pair."

This shocked Fred slightly but he laughed anyway as he placed Hermione's wand next to his. She locked the draw with a key and padlock before putting the key in her pocket. 'I've never heard Hermione like that before. I knew she had some banter but she is actually pretty funny…not up to my standards quite yet though but there's still time.' Fred thought as they went back to the living room.


A quick glance at the clock told Hermione that it was nearing 3 o'clock. 'Merlin, where has this time gone?' She stood again from her spot of the sofa and Fred did the same.

"Time to go unpack for a bit now, don't you think? How about I leave you to your own devices for a while then we can start dinner in a few hours? Sound good?"

"Sounds perfect. Oh the mischief I could get up to in Hermione Granger's house. If only George was here to see it." He laughed as they went up the stairs.

"Believe me, wand or no wand; you will not want to cross me."


Fred grabbed his trunk and wandered into his room. He put in on the bed and reached to his pocket for his wand. 'Oh crap, forgot… think muggle Fred.' He started to unpack the muggle way and after around an hour of hanging up clothes and placing photos on bedside tables he had unpacked everything but his toiletries.

Grabbing the shampoo's and shower gels he headed over to the bathroom he would be sharing with Hermione. It was still as dazzling as before with the small multi-coloured bottles on the shelf and the mirrored cupboard above the sink. He walked over to the cupboard and began to move bottles and hairbrushes so he could fit his stuff in. he was looking at Hermione's citrus shampoo when he saw a small box near the back.

He took the box out and looked at the small bullet shaped cotton things. He picked one up and studied it carefully.

"Hermione? What's this?" he shouted from the bathroom. A few seconds later Hermione came into the room.

"What's what Fred?" she asked. He just shrugged his shoulders and continued to point at the strange object.

Hermione looked up at his hand and her mouth dropped open. She snatched the box from his hand and screamed-

"FRED! WHAT ON EARTH WHERE YOU DOING?"

He looked a little panicked and replied quickly.

"I was just looking through the cupboard so I could fit my shampoo and stuff in there, when I found that…that box. What are they?"

Hermione sighed as she placed the box back into the cupboard. She continued to act as if she was actually doing something in the cupboard to avoid looking at Fred.

"Well… they're for muggle girls. I used them when I couldn't do magic out of Hogwarts. Did anyone ever tell you about…umm…periods?" she nearly whispered the last few words and Fred had to lean in to hear.

"Yeah, in 6th yeah we had a Sex Ed class. But what do they have to do with…"

Fred trailed off and Hermione gathered that he had finally figured out what they were.

He went beet-root red. Hermione's cheeks flared too as she turned to face him. Fred was looking at the floor with a small sheepish smile on his face.

"I'm so sorry Mione. I didn't mean to I was just looking. I didn't realise what they were."

"It's…umm…okay. At least you know something about muggles now, ey?" she laughed nervously.

"It would have better if thing I learnt about wasn't tampons though. Some how, I don't think they will be on my test."

Hermione laughed and left the bathroom with a quick "see you after you've finished packing".

Fred mentally slapped himself. No, scrap that. He actually did slap himself.

'Oh god, I don't think that could have gone any worse even if I'd tried… why did you have to find her tampons Fred? Why?'


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