HELLO EVERYONE GUESS WHAT TODAY IS! ITS GRIMMJOW'S BIRTHDAY!
That is why I am posting this special chapter. It has almost nothing to do with the storyline, it just has... Well you'll see.
I don't own bleach, or anything else that might be mentioned except Nikki, Erleana and Akuma... Their mine.
Things I am forbidden to do in Las Noches
I apparently pissed Azein off a lot.
And he started writing down a list of things I am not meant to do. Some of these things also apply to Gin because he was my partner in crime. So he handed me a paper titled
Things I am forbidden to do in Las Noches
1. I am not allowed to take Gin on a painting spree to 'brighten up' Las Noches.
2. I'm not allowed to use crayons either.
3. Do not rip off Aaroniero's puffy shirt thing and use it as a rag.
4. Uluquiorra is not meant to be referred to as Batman
5. Also singing the batman theme around him is also unexceptible.
6. Grimmjow is not Ulquiorra's cat woman.
7. Replacing the sugar with salt is not funny so do not do it.
8. Do not tell all of the espada that there is a meeting that they must go to then lock them all in the room.
9. Do not tape a 'kick me' sign to Tousen.
10. Stop writing notes to Tousen during meetings.
11. Drawing faces on Starrk when he is sleeping is unexceptible.
12. Do not try to stab Nnitora with your sword to prove it can cut through his Gero.
13. The Cero wars is officially cancelled.
14. The Grand Cero wars is also cancelled.
15. The espada are not to be referred to as the Sith and we are not the dark side of the force.
16. Do not refer Azein as Darth Vater.
17. He is also not to be refered to as damn pedo, bitch curl, Orochimaru's twin, goldly stick up ass Azein, or a wannabe Pein.
18. Swear jars for Nnitora and Grimmjow do not work so do not try them.
19. Remodeling Las Noches with Cero's is not allowed.
20. Do not spray Nnitora with bug spray.
21. Yes Sayzels hair is naturally pink so do not cut some off and perform experiments to see if there is dye in it.
22. NEVER Give Aaroniero sugar EVER AGAIN!
( I nod in agreement. I never wanted to see that again)
23. Durning meetings do not randomly scream at Nnitora to stop Freaking staring at you.
24. Using the f-word counts too. Even though you rarely use it.
25. Getting Tia a pet fish and calling it her long lost cousin is not allowed.
26. Stop feeding the new recruits to Aroniero.
27. I am not allowed to run around in my Akatsuki cloak and tell random Arrancar that 'they must know pain'
28. Never again give Sayzel any experiment ideas.
29. Barragon is not to be refered to as gramps.
30. Do not 'accidentally' send Kempatchi to Las Noches.
31. Erleana is not a suitable substitute for you during meetings.
32. Stop going around and asking random Arrancar to join your pirate crew.
33. I know it's you that randomly knocks on my door then runs away do stop.
34. Cat nip is not to be used to bribe Grimmjow.
35. Nor is a free coupon to kick Nnitora in his special part.
36. Stop kicking the male espada that annoy you in their special spot.
37. Actually stop kicking any guys in their special spot.
38. Never let Erleana and Akuma have a free day.
39. Never let Elreana around Gin.
40. Stop running around shouting saying clowns are from space.
"but clowns are from space!" I shouted to no one in particular.
41. The game of spoons is now canceled due to too much destruction.
42. Don't play ultimate spoons either.
43. Stop Saying 'yes, my lord' in that weird way is creepy... Stop.
44. Ceroing Arrancar that annoy you then shouting 'No blood, no bone, no ash!' is forbidden.
45. Do not put your music device on the speaker system.
46. Please refrain from sending Ulquiorra anonymous love letters and freaking him out...
46. Grimmjow is not aloud to either
47. Or Nnitora
48. Stop asking other people to do it.
49. Do not invent a secret language with Grimmjow. Then use it during meetings.
50. Stop trying to get Ulquiorra in a black suit and stop trying to get him to say 'Yes, my lord' in that creepy way you do... What is that from?
"gehee," I said with an evil smile. I put the list down after finishing it "yes, my lord," I said as I walked away. Yeah, writing the list probably made the situation worse.
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"Grimmjow! Grimmjow"
Grimmjow could hear his name being called but he didn't want to open his eyes. He was tired and he saw no point in doing so.
"Grimmjow!"
No he wasn't getting up.
"Grimmjow!"
No, not happening.
"Jashin damn it Grimmjow!"
Still wasn't getting up.
"the boats on fire!"
"we don't need no water let the mother f**ker burn!" he replied then rolled over.
Nikki blinked...that was soooo a none piece moment.
Cool...
But still she needed Grimmjow to wake his sorry ass up. "damn it Grimmjow your not Starrk!"
"ehhh.." Grimmjow said waving her off, then threw a pillow over his head.
"Fine! I guess ill just go hang with Ulquiorra!" Nikki shouted as she pretended to leave. She made stomping sounds then open and closed the door.
"fine by me.." Grimmjow muttered then laid his head back down.
Ninja like Nikki crept towards the bed silently. Then when she was near the edge of the bed she slowly rose until she was right next to Grimmjow's ear.
"WAKE UP YOU LAZY ASS!" she shouted in his ear.
Grimmjow jumped up in the air in surprise and his head shot towards Nikki in anger. "What the hell!" he shouted pissed off.
Nikki looked at him with a partially annoyed look on her face. "you do realize I needed to tell you something extremely important and you just ignored me!"
Grimmjow just crossed his arms and scrunched his eyebrows in annoyance. "What did you need to tell me," he asked still annoyed.
Nikki scoffed and crossed her arms in annoyance "Che, I'm not sure I wanna say it anymore," she said.
Grimmjow scrunched his eyebrows "tell me,"
"No,"
"Tell, me," Grimmjow demanded.
"I don't want to anymore," Nikki said then walked away angrily.
Grimmjow sighed then his head slumped. "Sorry..." he said
Nikki stopped then turned "what?"
"Sorry,"
"Holy Cheesnips," Nikki said shocked.
"What?" Grimmjow asked again kinda annoyed.
"You apologized..." Nikki deadpanned. Her face was blank.
Grimmjow blinked "well shit I did... He said surprised at his own actions. Then he looked back to Nikki "so what did you want to tell me?" he asked.
Nikki got a huge grin on her face that made Grimmjow start to worry. Nikki leaped towards him and hugged him "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRIMMJOW!" She shouted.
Grimmjow blinked.
Oh yeah it was his birthday...
And Nikki somehow knew...
Shit...
Yay I hope you enjoyed! It was supposed to be funny soooo... -_-, I hope it worked.
Oh and HAPPY BDAY GRIMMJOW! YOUR FANS LOVE YOU!
Oh and everyone else have a wonderful day!
Review if you please :)
