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Link carried Mallie to her crib straddling through the dark hallway to find her room. He opened her door and lit the candle in her room to have a dim light in her room comfortable for her.

"There we are…" Link grunted as he set her into her crib, "Sleep tight. I love you." he kissed her forehead.

"Night daddy" she said softly in her baby voice. She stuck her little lips out and he gave his daughter a peck and laying her head down before turning away from the crib.

Link sighed and left his daughter to sleep, then went to the room across the hall to Kolyn's room. The candle was already lit, and there was Kolyn on the ground playing with his toys. Link shook his head at his son.

"Dad!" he jumped, "please, please let me stay and play!" Kolyn frowned as he looked up at his dad. Link walked over to him.

"Kolyn, I told you to go to bed, buddy." Link softly told him, "It's been a long night, you'll be tired in the morning."

"Daddy, please!" his voice started to crack, as tears would follow shortly after. Link picked up Kolyn and took him to his bed, making air wooshing sounds like an airplane. He put him into bed and tucked him in, laughing and rubbing his head.

"Hey, can you do me a favor, pal?" Link whispered.

"Anything, oh please, tell me what!" he hopped up and down in his bed.

Link sat down at the end of Kolyn's single bed and sighed, looking at his son. "Don't be influenced by Dark Link… He's a good guy - despite his swearing and immature attitude towards his way in life - but never the less, follow your own path, or, create one!" Kolyn's face was blank as droll slid out of the corner of his mouth. "What I'm trying to say is, stand up for yourself. You're a good kid, and I'd hate to see you going down the wrong path, setting a bad example for your sister. Do you understand?"

Kolyn didn't say anything, and stared at his dad while scratching his head. "Daddy?" he stared, "What's…in…flewance?"

Link bowed his head down while chuckling in his thought. He patted his sons legs on the sheets, "Just…do what you want, and not what others want." Link got up from the bed, "make me proud, son. And your mother."

"Ok!" Kolyn cheerfully responded, "I promise daddy. Night!"

Link chuckled and walked toward the door, "Goodnight, son, and if you need anymore ice for your eye just call me."

The hero closed his son's door back into the dark enclosed hallway, until he saw two dim red eyes in front of him, Link jumped.

"Guess…WHO!" he waved his arms up in the air trying to scare Link, the hallway candle lights lit up. "Ha, you're tougher to scare now. I guess after you seen child birth you're pro to all scares, eh pal?!" he pats his shoulder hard.

Link sighs loudly putting his hand on his forehead, "Please, don't try anything tonight. Its your first night here, make my wife and everyone else here happy."

"Hey, no problem buddy! We're pals, and before I forget, I personally want to thank you, once again. It means a lot to me you letting me stay here, a-and I'm sorry for what I've done to you and for family for the few hours I've been here." Dark Link rubs his hand through his white hair, "You've always been there for me, buddy. Thanks…"

Link looked surprised at him, then shook his head snapping back into reality. He smiled, "Wow, Dark Link. Through out all my years in knowing you, I've never heard you…apologize." he chuckles, "But how long are you staying here, like, when do you think you'll come up with the money, and better yet, how."

"I'm…still working on that. But when I head on to my little castle luxury room, I'll come up with something. No more than a week, tops. I got your back, man."

"Wow, keep this up and I might have to stop calling you Dark Link."

"I told you, Call me Casper…It's my real name."

Link's mouth dropped open, "I…Didn't even know you had a real name.. and when you told Zelda to call you Casper…I didn't think you were serious."

"I don't, I made it up not long before that. I think It'll suit me, you'll get why soon enough." he sniffed, and put his hand on his shoulder and sighed, "Well, Night man."

Link smiled and took a sigh of relief, "Goodnight, Dar- I mean…Casper." Link turned around, heading to his wife's room and grabbing the handle.

"Hey!" Dark Link called out to him, stopping him at his door, "And I'll apologize to your wife in the morning."

Link turned to him unhanding the door, "Ha, now I realize why I keep you around all this time. Thanks, I appreciate that."

"A-and I hope you don't mind, I'm going to go meet a couple girls in Castle Town Market…They look pretty wildin' if you…know what I mean." he nudged Link's shoulder, winking at him.

Link shook his head, "Of course, just stay out of trouble." he smiled as he opened the door.

"Aye, you don't gotta worry about me." Dark Link reassured him as Link closed the door into his bedroom.

Zelda was still up reading a book with her reading glasses on her face, laying in their large frame bed. The luxurious room was filled up with many candles and a welcoming environment. Zelda's eyebrows raised up as she saw him come in.

"There you are, dear." she put down her book and sat up, smiling, "Who were you talking with in the hall?"

Link walked up to his bed, taking his boots off, "Dark Link. You know, I think he's really changing. He said he'd apologize to you, and his attitude had changed. He should be gone within a week."

"Oh, thank the Gods." she sighed, "That really lifts my sprits Link."

"Zelda, thank you again, for letting him stay. I'm just curious to how he's getting the money."

"Oh, do not worry, Hun. It's what husband and wife do, we make sacrifices."

"Yeah, I know." he smiled at his wife as she smiled back.

She giggled, "How was Kolyn's eye? I felt so bad for him earlier."

Link slipped his body into his bed and beside his wife. "Yeah, about that…He hurt himself after you left, and…"

"He got another black eye, didn't he."

"Yeah. He's just fine though, they don't seem to be affecting him."

"That's good to hear, at least." she lays her hand on her forehead, "Oh my. Well dear," she took off her glasses, placing them on her night table, "It's time we take a beauty rest, don't you say?"

"Ha, I do say."

Link kissed Zelda with a goodnight kiss, as they lowered into their pillow and snuggled into bed. The candle lights were off, and the room was dark.

Squeak.

Squeak.

Squeak.

Zelda groans and slowly get out of her bed, rubbing her eyes. "Link…" she whispers. "What's that noise?" She slips the slippers onto her cold feet and lights a candle.

Squeaking sounds got louder, and Zelda kept looking around her master suit. "Link, get up." she whispered to him, walking over to her bed and shaking him. "What's that sound!"

Link yawned and groaned as he squinted his eyes, rubbing his hands through his dirty blonde hair. "What's wrong, Zelda?"

"Do you hear that?!"

"Hear what?" he looked at her?

A females voice sounded in distress, and a squeaking of a bed. Links face lit up as he flew out the bed and pressed his face against the back wall.

"Isn't that Dark Link's room?" Zelda asks. "I'm going to go see."

"No!" Link turned to her, "I think he's…"

Oh my god,

Keep going, please!

Ah!

Were the words being shouted from Dark Link's bedroom. The constant pounding of the headboard against the wall was getting faster and faster, and moaning from the girl was quite loud. Zelda was furious, Link looked lost.

"NO, NO-NO-NO-NO!" she stomped over to the door as Link tried stopping her by holding her from her waist. "NO, LET GO OF ME! I'M NOT LETTING HIM HAVE SEX, IN MY CASTLE!"

Link desperately tried holding his wife back from entering his room, "Do you really wanna go in there?!" he yelled.

"LINK!" she slipped out of his grasp and bitch-slapped him across his face. His face was pulsing red, she covered her mouth with both of her hands in shock. "Link, I'm sorry, but I won't allow this any further!" she stepped back from him.

Link held his hand on the burning red imprint on his cheek, "Geez, go ahead, its too early for this."

"I love you, Link." she scooted up to him, kissing the imprint, and ran out of her bedroom into the next, with a candle in her hand, she kicked the door open with her foot. The smell of sex whiffed across her whole body as her face filled with disgust.

"GET, OUT, NOW!" she ran into the dark room placing the candle on the dresser. Upon placing light in the dark room, she saw a naked woman fly into the sheets, and Dark Link was no where to be found.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU NASTY WHORE." she screamed at the lady, "YOU HAVE NO RESPECT, I'LL BANISH YOU OUT OF THIS TOWN FOR STEPPING FOOT IN YOUR UNCHARTED BOUNDARIES, GET OUT!"

Guards ran in and covered their nose, "Good Lord, what in blaze is that smell!" one of the guards commented.

"That wench over there, remove her this instant." Zelda commanded them.

"Princess please!" she quickly tried getting her clothes back on, "I am so sorry!" the naked lady cried.

Guards ran over to her and escorted her out after she managed to get her dress on. As the guards left, Zelda opened the window.

"Why'd you have to do that, Zelda!" a voice faintly popped up.

Zelda looked around, "Dark Link, I know you are here, and that you are responsible!" she yelled, "Show yourself."

Dark link popped up behind Zelda as she turned around, she folded her arms and looked at him very angrily. "I don't care what your excuse is, do not ever try something like this AGAIN!" she yelled.

"Pfft. Next time I won't fuck as hard, maybe you'll get to take it for a run." he laughed while smirking, "You'll get your turn."

"You have two strikes left, and I don't care how inconsiderate I am, you're out of the house." The princess growled as she stomped her way out of the room back into the bedroom. She saw Link had already fallen asleep again.

"Unbelievable."


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