Chapter Two:

Ares rubs his hands together in glee when he sees the date. The next day is June 6th. This was the day that all the fathers in the group were waiting for.

The day that they got together to discuss Harry's stag party, they decided to have one massive one for all the guys. Ares rented out Griffin's Ledge. Lucius was given the task of acquiring the libations. The Cullen men and Peter were asked to get the food, mainly because no one trusted the Marauders near the food. The three men sulked while everyone else laughed.

James, Remus, Frank, and Sirius were given the task of getting the entertainment, with the proviso of no strippers. A law passed down by the wives. No one relished the idea of sleeping on the couch.

Of course, Enyo was worse. "The couch is too good for you, if you do it. It's the can for you." She threatened. Ares still can't stand closed spaces so it's an effective threat.

Ares Iris calls his brothers, Thant, Father and two uncles. "We are having a mass stag party for all the boys. Would you be able to attend? We have been threatened against strippers, so no hijinks Hermes. Enyo is holding being put back in the urn over my head.

It's planned for tomorrow night at Griffin's Ledge. I have rented the place out for the night starting at five, local time here." Everyone nods to the plans. "I'll tell Tyson and Chiron." Uncle Poseidon tells him.

"That's my girl!" Uncle Dead hoots. Ares shrugs and nods to his father in law. "She's the best at knowing what to use against me." Hades signs off still chortling about Enyo's threat.

The next night Ares fades to Griffin's Ledge. He gets the keys and unlocks the doors. His father and uncles are the first to show. "It was a concerted effort to get away from your mother and aunt Amph. Apparently Enyo invited them to the girls' do but it's starting later. We got the same types of threats." Zeus shakes his head at his wife's antics.

"Well, you two do have the most illegimate children out there of all of us. There are Jase, Percy, Thalia, and Tyson to name a few." Ares raises an eyebrow.

"Come on, you can help me move these couches around the TVs." The four gods make quick work of the job.

Hades sets up a large portable bar, full of mixers, sodas, waters and bartending odds and ends. Poseidon sets up tables for the food and sets out paper plates, plastic cups, plastic forks and spoons. Zeus places wastepaper cans here and there and places a multitude of air fresheners around the room and the bathrooms.

"Don't look at me that way, young man. You know it will be appreciated by everyone." He cries when he sees that Ares is about to laugh.

"Good evening, my lords. The boys are coming in with the food. When Esme found out what the food was for, she drafted Bella, Rosie, Picia, Dora as well as Emily and Sue to make it instead of me buying it.

Trust me, Alice and Leah would have helped but no one in their right mind would let those two near a stove."

Jasper, Peter, Emmett, and Edward come in laden down with platters of food. They uncover Buffalo wings, teriyaki wings, bags of crisps, tubs of dip, a vegetable platter, cold cuts and cheese platter, sub sandwiches, two cheeseballs with crackers, a huge lasagna, ten pizzas, cookies, cupcakes and brownies.

"I wish I could still eat when I see a spread like this." Emmett eyes the food as Jasper and Peter bring in the last of it with Edward carrying a large package of napkins. Jasper sets down the chili, jalapeno poppers and potato skins. Peter lays out a platter of cut fruit and plastic bowls and nachos.

Next to arrive are Lucius, Severus, Thantos, Apollo, Hesphetus, Eros, Hercules, Hermes and Dionysius and Chiron. "Hey, where are the boys?" Hermes asks, looking around.

"They are flooing over with Filius." Severus drawls. He and Lucius walk over to the food table to look over the different offerings, after lining the bar with vodka, whiskey, scotch, rum and tequila. "Sev, have you ever seen some of this?" Lucius asks quietly. Severus rolls his eyes. How quickly everyone forgets that he is a half-blood. "Some of it, I have."

"Is any of it that good?"

"Yes, most of it is pub fare in the Muggle world. Though, this seems like it was homemade." Severus tells him. "Try it. Live on the wild side for once." He teases his friend.

Sirius, Frank Longbottom, James, and Remus come in. Frank and Sirius are carrying stereo equipment and what looks like the entire collection of a radio station.

James is floating a stack of movies and television shows, while chiding them for doing things the muggle way. "You didn't even think to do it like a wizard, huh?" He didn't care, but wanted to tear the mickey out of them.

Remus walks in with a DVD player. After he hooks the components up to one of the TVs, he gets the stereo working, Frank and Remus then start to empty their pockets of little things.

"What are those Remus?" Sirius asks. "I figured that we should have more things to entertain ourselves with." He enlarges a pool table, dartboard, poker table, and a table tennis table. Frank enlarges all the needed things to play.

"Holy Godric!" "What's all this?" Harry and Nico exclaim as they walk in with their Charms professor.

"Happy Stag Party!"

The whole lot of boys is taken aback. "But for who?" Charlie asks.

"All of you. You are all getting married so close to each other and most are in most of the weddings. So, we are lumping yours all together." Alec explains having walked in behind them with Felix and Demetri. The kings were trailing behind.

"Wow, thank you." The boys look at each other and shrug.

"Well Harry's the one getting married tomorrow night. So Harry, load up and figure out what you want to do first." Fred claps the younger man on the back.

"Fred, I'm already happily married. You are all unmarried, so you guys choose while I get a sandwich." He smirks and grabs a sub, some crisps, and a slice of green pepper pizza. He looks around and finally spies a Coca-Cola. "Ah, I am finally able to try one of these."

The quiet comment elicits a growl from his fathers, godfathers, uncles and Lucius and Severus. The god grandfathers and uncles ask what they are on about. "Harry's "uncle" Vernon and "cousin" Dudley regularly beat the hell out of my son. Albus was the one that imprisoned him there in hopes of making him so meek that he could mold him into his own weapon against Voldemort." Righteous anger fills everyone's eyes at Ares' explanation.

"Hey, what's this?" Harry picks up several DVDs. "Harry, Draco and Blaise, Billy and Charles, Freddy and Georgie, Neville, Nico and Frank, Leo, Jason, Percy, Theo." James, Lucius, Frank, Ares, Arthur, and Cranfield walk up smirking.

"It's called child bloopers. The wives outlawed the traditional stag party activities, so we needed to be resourceful." James smirks at the boy's embarrassment.

They put the first one in and watch Draco and Orion's baby years. Ares and Thant enjoy seeing their boys as babies toddling around and in the tub. Draco flushes when baby Draco causes bubbles to form in the bath water. Orion and Ares cackle wildly.

"I knew this would be comic gold when I drew these out." Lucius chortles.

Next up is baby Harry, biting on a stuffed wolf. "Moony, Moony, Moony!" Baby Harry shouts as he bangs the wolf against the tray of his highchair. The real Remus walks into the frame. "Here you go scamp, beat up on Uncle Padfoot for a bit." He switches the stuffed wolf out for a black stuffed dog. "Padfowt, Padfowt, Padfowt!" He repeats the action.

"So much for having my nephew as my best friend, he just threw me under the bus." Sirius mutters aloud, making the others chuckle.

They go through the movies, play a few games of darts, pool, and decide that it would be fun to see the two sets of twins play poker against their dad. Zeus even joins in with Apollo. Amazingly, George comes out the winner. Apollo, Ares, Hesph, Herc, Eros and Thant razz the god of games and gamblers about losing to his son.

Harry sticks to soda and water, while watching Draco, Orion, the Weasleys and Stoll twins get plastered. He, Percy, Nico, Jason, Frank, Theo, Neville and Leo get everyone home, mostly to Pemberly. Harry asks his dads to get Hagrid a large flagon of mead and he'll deliver it.

"Here you go; I didn't want you to feel left out of tonight. I'm going to go to bed. I have a rather big day tomorrow." Harry waves and goes to bed in Ron's room. It feels strange not to sleep next to Hermione.