SongFic 101

Chapter 3: Sing

Summary: This is a collection of short songfics that is based on possible outcomes and situations in Detective Conan. Might contain OC. AU.

Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan and the song, "Sing"

Gentle Reminder: This fanfiction is best read while hearing the song. (search youtube for CBS Children's choir Sing Carpenters)

Warning: This chapter is utterly ridiculous and have zero logic.


Okay, right now I'm going to tell you a story, a story of a boy who have mysterious powers. I'll begin with once upon a time, as all best stories do, so once upon a time, there was a school event held on a Saturday night. Why Saturday, you asked. Well, because I like it. And thus, that day, every class in that particular school was required to play their part in the event. These included selling food, creating games, providing services for example. For those in classes 1A to 1G, each class have to come up with a performance for the concert, which starts at 7.30p.m.

You may think that this is a harmless little concert held by cute little children, right? Think again. I'll let you see what happened then. What you are about to witness is a horribly fascinating sight that no scientist can explain up to this date.

Let us go back to the story. The children in 1A put up a skit called "The Boy That Lied To His Girlfriend". Don't look at me like that, I have no idea why their teacher allow them to perform such a skit. Anyway, the next class, class 1B, started walking up on stage and prepare themselves for their item. A girl, with a sweet smile, introduce herself as Yoshida Ayumi and that her class would be performing "Sing" by Carpenters.

Then, the horror starts.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Sing, sing a song

The children's angelic voice can be heard throughout the concert hall.

Sing out loud, sing out strong

At least for the first few bars. A loud, sharp and off tune note can be heard when 'strong' is sung.

Sing of good things not bad

Sing of happy not sad.

"Who did that awful singing?" "I feel very sad, I don't know why?" The crowd started whispering and murmurings could be heard.

Sing, sing a song

Make it simple to last your whole life long

"I can't take it anymore." One of the audience said. "This is hurting my ears." Most of the audience tried their best to bear with the singing until the song ends, but they couldn't. I bet none of them want the song to 'last their whole life long'.

Don't worry that it's not good enough

For anyone else to hear

Just sing, sing a song

Looks like our dear tone deaf singer had yet to realise his singing skills is not just 'not good enough'. Worst still, that lyrics seemed to give him more confidence to sing even LOUDER. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!" Some of the audience started to run out of the concert hall, while others felt miserable after hearing this song and committed suicide. Another person became mad and started chasing after people with a walking stick. "Quick! Evacuate from the concert hall." A teacher tried to maintain the order so everyone could escape the hall quickly and efficiently.

Just sing, SING a song

Edogawa Conan finished singing the song. He had completely immerse himself in the music and he opened his eyes slowly. "Huh? Where have all the people go?" He was all alone on the stage in this empty hall. He blinked his eyes once, twice, three times and left the stage.


"I am Masumi Sasaki from the Japan Tokyo News. There was a mass chaos in Teitan Primary School today, and there was also a mass suicide in the concert hall. The police was unwilling to provide any information, but we heard from the testimony of some eye witnesses that this tragic event was caused by a boy in class 1B." Ran switched off the television, sighing. "I wonder what was going on in the police station now."

Meanwhile, in the police station, a young boy with huge glasses was arrested for indirect murder of several people. "We cannot decided what to do with you Conan-kun," Inspector Megure said. "Oh yes, one more thing. You are BANNED from singing."


Author's note

Don't you ever say I, say I didn't warn you~~~

Yes this is a crack. And a horrible one too xD Well, I did this because firstly, I wanted to laugh at Conan and secondly, this idea can't get out of my head. If you like this, good for you. If you didn't like it, too bad cause more cracks are coming soon. But I have some other normal stories here, please don't go away.

Sadly, school starts next week for me. I will try to update every week if I can. :(

To nanako857 I am really sorry but I just cannot get any songs. I am thinking of ways to write, please bear with me for a while.

Lastly, it took me a while to find a children's choir version of "Sing". Just imagine Conan singing really off tune while listening to the song. So, GO LISTEN TO THIS SONG RIGHT NOW.