Chapter Fifteen:

How Looney Lovegood was able to land the sex-god Orion St. Rosa is beyond Lavender. Other than the new guys, Draco, Orion and Harry were the only ones that completely ignored all of her advances. Harry would have been the Holy Grail, but between the war thing and never being alone, he was off limits.

It was no surprise that Luna's wedding was plastered all over the papers. She is a newspaper owner's daughter. As always, Hermione Potter was right in the middle of it. The papers live for the "Golden Couple". This time they caught the shot of a lifetime. Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy and Mr. and Mrs. Potter, side by side. The men were behind the women with their arms around them. It even looked like Harry and Hermione were swaying to the song as Luna and Orion danced.

She had sent her invitations out between the Longbottom and Grace weddings. The responses are now coming in. Aside from their families, they don't have many coming. Parvarti and Seamus of course, as is Professor Trelawney. Ron insisted on inviting Harry and Hermione and here is their response. "I can't believe it. They're coming." Though that means that she will most likely be shown up on her own wedding day.

Lavender is sulking when another owl taps on her window. It is from Molly Prewett.

"Lavender,

My Ronnie has written to me and invited his sister and I to the wedding. I just wanted to welcome you to the Weasleys.

Mum"

How dare he invite his mother and sister when he knows she invited the Potters, on his request too? Well, it is time for Ronald Billuis Weasley to find out that his future wife has teeth. They have discussed the guest list. She takes out some paper and a red envelope.

"RONALD,

I WILL NOT HAVE THOSE TWO BACKSTABBING BITCHES AT MY WEDDING. IF YOU DON'T UNINVITE THEM IMMEDIATELY, I WILL INFORM THE MINISTRY AND YOUR FATHER. I HEARD YOUR FATHER AND BROTHERS AT CHRISTMAS. I HAPPENED TO BE IN THE IMMEDIATE AREA AND YOU ARE ON YOUR LAST CHANCE WITH THEM. –LAV."

She sends the howler.

Molly's owl flies through the window. Ginny holds up her arm for the bird to land. He is carrying a letter.

"Ginny,

I just heard from your brother. That brat of a girl will not stand for us to be at Ronnie's wedding. He had to disinvite us because she put her foot down. She said that having Lord and Lady Potter and the rest of guests were more important than having his mother and sister there. Ron said that your father and the other brothers refused to even come if we did. So that would ruin the wedding.

All this would have been avoided if you could have held on to Harry. – Mother."

"Well, that's it. I have no chance of seeing anyone. Ron disinvited Mum and I on Lavender's order. Bill, Charlie and Fred are marrying sisters of Harry's, so there is no way of that. You might have some luck with Theo's wedding, depending on Vince's relationship to Theo. He's marrying that Mars sister."