Author's note : I suggest for a fight in this chapter listen to a music " Android p-power " for a better experience
Striders jump on Fin swinging their swords trying to hit him but he dodges every attack at an inhuman speed without moving from the spot he is standing on.
Fin "this is ridiculous "
Dave "oh this is just the beginning! "
Dave gets his second sword and swings both his swords on Fin. Fin stops swords with his hands shattering both swords and kicking Dave in chest.
Dirk " DAVE! You bastard! "
Fin " could you stop attacking me and just listen to me? "
John " Not before we defeat you! "
John is flying down on Fin with his zillyhoo hammer. John swung his hammer on Fin but Fin blocked attack with his hand. He grabbed a hummer's handle.
Fin " kiddo, I'm not here to fight, I'm here to explain "
Fin let go of a hammer, John flew away frustrated that his attack with blocked so easily. Dirk and Dave ran back to the crowd. Fin looked up
Fin " oh are you fucking kidding ME?"
Above there was floating giant green cube with a green aura around it.
Roxy " jade! Drop the cube! "
Jade " okay "
Jade dropped the cube on Fin with a serious force trying to smash him.
Dave " well... That was easy "
Suddenly cube went flying upwards revealing Fin, unharmed and without a scratch.
Fin " do you really want to fight me so bad? "
John " we don't want to fight anyone! "
Dave " we want a revenge for everything you did to us! "
Fin " well okay ,go ahead , I'm not even gonna use all my powers "
Karkat " JADE ! QUICK THROW ME AT HIM "
Karkat was surrounded by a green aura and then got flown at Fin. Fin yawned and watched karkat fly at him with his sickles .
Fin " you know, sickles are the worst weapons, on my opinion "
Seconds before karkat's impact on Fin, Fin backhand bitchslaped karkat (again). Somehow he made it so karkat went flying back at the crowd.
Aradia was flying above the crowd, she tried to stop time around Fin so he would freeze.
Aradia " fast, attack him he's frozen " Fin was now standing still.
Dave "damn, my swords " he got another pair of swords from his strife specibus
Dave " thanks to Roxy I now have dozens of these " he said with a smirk
Roxy was spawning cubes while at the same time jade was shooting them at Fin at high speed. Dirk, dave, John, tavros and equius were closing in on Fin. Fin raised his head and got in boxing stand. First Striders started attacking Fin, he grabbed Dave's left sword and shattered it. Behind Fin dirk swung his blade at him, suddenly Fin disappeared. Dirk almost hit Dave but he blocked it with his sword. Fin appeared a few feet farther. He grabbed Strider's swords and brandished them. Dirk let go off his sword but Dave was still holding on, Fin smacked Dave on the ground. He turned around and saw equius's fist closing in. Fin stopped punch with his hand and then flicked equius with the other one. John swung his hammer at Fin, he was just dodging John's weapon and not attacking him. Fin stopped John's hummer and teleported himself from John.
Fin "hey aradia in ZERO there is no time so your powers won't work here and so are Dave's powers"
Eridan aimed at Fin, Fin dodged all of eridan's shots
Fin " I hope you guys know that I'm just having fun, and not actually fighting "
Everyone looked at Fin frustrated and angry except for sollux and gamzee.
John "JADE! NOW !"
John was flying above Fin ready to swing his hammer. Green aura surrounded the weapon , hummer's head started growing along with the hummer's handle length. When hummer became a size of a small moon John swung it with a help of Jade. Fin looked up at John.
Fin"well, shit "
John landed a hit letting go of the hummer.
John " we did it! "
Jade "JOHN LOOK OUT! "
Fin was floating behind John, he put his hand on John's shoulder. John turned around and was shocked to see Fin.
Fin " nice try colt, but not enough fire power " he said with a small grin. Fin snapped his fingers and everyone froze.
Fin " okay, calm yourselfs, we still have things to talk about" he waved his hand and everyone started moving but they were not attacking.
Dave " for some reason, I don't want to fight anymore"
Fin " finally "
Fin " OK, so before I'll say something you can ask me anything "
Vriska " who the hell 8re you? "
Fin " my name is INFINITY and I am an immortal almost all powerful multidimensional being"
John " why are we-" Fin's phone was ringing
Fin " hold that thought " Fin got his phone and started a conversation.
Fin "hey what's up gaster? Wait... Where's gaster? "
Fin " HE WHAT?! "
Fin "WHO DID IT? "
Fin " those fuckers again? "
Fin " how is he? "
Fin " MELTED?! "
Fin "do you know where are they? "
Fin " sans calm down, do you know where they went? "
Fin " Uh huh, okay "
Fin "I'll be there in a minute " he ended a conversation and looked at the crowd. He snapped fingers and behind of them appeared a giant mansion.
Fin " okay guys, just chill in this mansion till I come back, there's plenty of food, Wi-Fi computers and TVs I might be gone for a while "
Everyone "okay "
He disappeared, everyone looked at each other and shrugged.
Jake " blimey, what a gorgeous palace "
Jade " it's pretty nice "
They entered to see a giant living room with high ceiling, cinema sized TV with a long couch enough to fit all of them.
Dave " I'm not saying that this is the weirdest thing that happened to me... But it's out there " he said going to the kitchen grabbing a bottle of apple juice
Rose " this is quite strange"
Jake"hey John?"
John "yes Jake? "
Jake " I recall this INFINITY person calling you (colt) "
John " yeah I remember "
Jake " I assume you do not know why he called you a name of a gun? "
John "a gun? No I don't know why he called me that "
Dirk " damn that guy is strong "
Rose" well, he did say that he's an almost all powerfull being "
Dirk "I know but he said that he wasn't using he's powers "
Nepeta ":33 that strange man helped me kiss karkitty "
Karkat " NEPETA! HE BACKHAND BITCHSLAPED ME! TWICE! "
Dave " dude, you don't even have a bruise "
Karkat " SO THAT'S WHY IT DIDN'T HURT "
Fin's Pov
Fin " I knew it was bad...but this..."
Sans " Fin, can you do something about it? "
Fin " I don't know, his body shattered around different dimensions...but why didn't he turn to dust? "
Sans " well... He asked me not to tell you, but he was injecting himself with determination every day "
Fin "what about his project? "
Sans " they broke it "
Fin " these guys are getting on my nerves, again "
Sans " what should I tell Asgore ?"
Fin"tell him that gaster dissapeared"
Sans" but who will take his place? "
Fin " nobody will (take his place) but for the time being I will erase everyone's memory of him and let alphys do her job"
Sans " okay, so have you figured out what to do?"
Fin " if I had all my powers I could do this easily but now, I can make his body whole again and regain his conscious but his physical body will jump from dimension to dimension on its own "
Sans " what about the project? "
Fin " maybe alphys can continue "
Sans " okay, it's getting pretty-"
Fin " sans, I can see the future, and I now that you're about to say a pun, so just don't "
Sans "you're no fun you know that? "
Fin " look who's talking, okay I'm done"
Fin " gaster, do you see me? Say something "
Gaster " ■"
Fin " okay, let me fix that buddy "
Gaster "💣◆ ⧫⧫ ❒"
Fin " sans look after him, I will go to the ones who did this "
Sans "okay "
Gaster "💣 & ⧫ ❍ ◻ ⍓"
Fin " I will "
kid's Pov
John " OH MY GOD ! There are even movies with Nicolas Cage that weren't aired on my planet! "
Vriska " wh8t?! Let me see! "
John and vriska look inside a giant drawer filled with all kinds of movies.
Dave " hey, there's a note on a drawer" John picks up a note and reads it
John " (there's every movie in the multiverse inside this drawer) holy crap this is cool "
Dave " yeah, maybe there's a con air movie that isn't bad "
Vriska " wh8t did you just say? " vriska looked angrily at Dave
Dave " um, never mind "
Jade " I think this will be good " jade picks a movie, the title says "con air"
Jade " interesting, in the cover there's a more ripped version of cage and a lot of explosions"
John" what does it say? "
Jade " a thriller blockbuster romantic comedy horror detective movie starring Nicolas Cage, Vin Diesel, Jecki Chan, Merilyn Monroe and Dwayne Johnson. Merilyn Monroe? "
Dave " holy shit, this sounds like a
Badass version of con air"
Meanwhile in the kitchen
Karkat " SOLLUX WHY WEREN'T YOU FIGHTING THAT GUY? "
Sollux " he 2end 2ome iinformatiion iin to my braiin, plu2 Ii know hiim... Practiicly "
Karkat " WHAT THE - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW HIM? "
sollux " he ii2 one of the voice2 in my head, he often helped me and gave me advice, he was alway2 riight "
Karkat " VOICE IN YOUR HEAD? OKAY WHAT ELSE HE BRAIN-SEND YOU? "
Sollux " he 2aiid not to tell anyone "
Karkat " OH MY GOD SOLLUX. WE WERE FIGHTING HIM JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO, TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW "
Sollux " kk no, he ii2 a good guy, and plu2 you guy2 attacked hiim fiir2t "
Feferi ")(ey guys we are starting t)(e movie "
Sollux " okay ff we are comiing" sollux grabs a few snacks and goes into the living room with karkat
Sollux" what moviie are we watchiing?"
Dave " a badass version of con air "
Karkat " WERE THERE NO ROMCOMS? "
jade " there's comedy and romance "
Karkat " OH"
Fins Pov
Fin just transported himself into another empty dimension, he spawned a chair and sat in it
Fin " you won't run away from me no more "
He snapped his fingers and I front of him appeared... Umm Rick and Morty
Morty "Rick! Where are we? "
Rick " shit Morty, guess we really fucked up this time "
Morty " wwhat are you talking about grandpa Rick? "
Rick " look " Rick points at Fin
Fin " greetings Rick, Morty "
Morty " Rick who is this? "
Rick " that guy is the equivalent of a god who gives a shit about things he created "
Fin " you know I am no god, Rick "
Rick " don't worry Morty I have - where is it? " Rick was looking for something in his lab coat
Fin " oh, are you looking for this? " Fin holds a portal gun in his hand
Rick "you bastard "
Fin " Rick I think I meet this version of you far too often"
Rick " it's only a fifth or sixth time "
Fin " that is quite a lot "
Morty " Umm... Who are you? "
Fin " oh I haven't met you before have I? My name is INFINITY you can call me Fin for short "
Morty " Uh... Hello Fin "
Fin " Rick you 'grandson' is a lot more polite than you are "
Rick " Fuck you "
Fin " *sigh* Rick, do you know why you are here? "
Rick " because we went into dimension with a human/animal like creatures and accidentally killed a skeleton guy in a lab coat by throwing him on some kind of machine? "
Fin " excellent, you are not as dumb as I remember "
Rick " again, Fuck you " Rick flips Fin off
Fin " oh, should I then tell your grandson the truth of where you came from and where he came from?"
Rick "don't you fucking dare "
Fin " oh really? OK I'll stop teasing you, let's get back to business "
Fin " the 'skeleton guy ' you killed was my dear friend, and the machine you destroyed was our project "
Rick "so what? "
Fin "Rick, I've destroyed people for much less , you should be concerned, I'm even thinking of erasing every single Rick in the multiverse "
Morty "WHAT?! "
Rick "don't worry Morty, this is just bullshit, he lost this power "
Fin " actually due to Genesis frog reseting I have regained almost all my powers "
Rick "well shit "
Morty " are you really gonna destroy us ?"
Fin " no of course not, only Rick "
Morty" this is still bad "
Fin " if you knew everything that he's done you would be strangling him with your bare hands "
Morty " Rick what he's talking about? "
Rick "don't believe him Morty he's lying "
Fin " and worst of all, you interrupted my reunion with two of my children after millions of years "
Rick "I didn't know you have kids "
Fin " I have 5 children "
Rick " woah, someone has been busy"
Fin " Rick please "
Fin " I think I have made a decision about you Rick "
Rick " you're not gonna destroy me will you? "
Fin " no"
Rick " so what are you gonna do? "
Fin " I will change the code of every single Rick "
Rick " that's even worse "
Morty " what will happen to you if he will change your code? "
Fin " that means that he and every single Rick will become just a normal old boring grandpa "
Rick " don't you dare do that to me you Motherfucker "
Fin " this is my final decision "
Rick "please don't do this to me "
Fin " you had enough second chances" Fin snapped his fingers and Rick and Morty dissapeared
Fin " Now with that out of the way, let's get back to my dear children"
