The final part of the 3 way conversation has arrived and Max has been put in a serious position. The idea of him having to pick between Vivi and Crystal makes him want to vomit with fear. However, the 7 year old little dude is use to facing danger head on, just not when the threat is 2 jealous girls arguing over him.
MAX - "Vivi and Crystal, here's the deal."
MAX - "I'm sorry to say this, but i can't give you girls what you want from me."
CRYSTAL - "What exactly are you saying?"
MAX - "There are some fundamental circumstances that suggest the notion of a serious romantically based relationship would be highly illogical and just plain unnecessary."
VIVI - "I don't have a clue about what you just said."
CRYSTAL - "Max, you're such a geek and a nerd."
CRYSTAL - "I still love you nerd boy."
MAX - "I'm not a geek."
VIVI - "For such a bad small cute boy, you sure do know a lot of big words, Max."
MAX - "I am not a bad little boy anymore."
VIVI - "And i'm not a sore loser anymore."
CRYSTAL - "I'm not a toddler anymore."
MAX - "Good for you 2."
MAX - "Allow me to rephrase what i've just told you."
MAX - "I can't grant either of your wishes."
VIVI - "Are you saying what we're thinking you're saying?"
CRYSTAL - "Because if you are, i'm gonna cry."
MAX - "Crystal, i am not worth crying over."
MAX - "My wish and my desire is to have eternal peace of mind one day and to get back someone i loved."
VIVI and CRYSTAL - "I'll give you what you want, if you give me what i want."
MAX - "No!"
MAX - "You 2 can't do it for me."
VIVI - "I think i'm going to have a heart attack."
CRYSTAL - "I think i'm going to cry."
MAX - "I think i'm bored."
CRYSTAL - "The answer you're giving us is so not crystal clear."
MAX - "I tried to make my answer as clear as cleaning fluid."
VIVI - "How did you think i was going to react to the answer you just gave me?"
CRYSTAL - "Same with me too."
MAX - "Not so excellent."
VIVI - "Help us to understand why you gave us an answer like that!"
CRYSTAL - "The answer and explanation you gave us was barely crystal clear at all."
VIVI - "First you say you don't want either of us and then you tell both of us that you want peace of mind and that we can't give it to you."
CRYSTAL - "That kind of answer and explanation wasn't even close to being as clear as cleaning fluid."
MAX - "You 2 are asking for to much from me."
MAX - "Also, i'm not boyfriend material."
MAX - "On another topic, i don't think i can even be friends with you 2."
VIVI and CRYSTAL - "WHAT!"
MAX - "The reason i say this is because of the way you 2 have acted today."
MAX - "Not that i'm mad at you 2, but i don't like clingly jealous girls."
MAX - "I hate jealousy more than i hate vegetables."
VIVI and CRYSTAL - "YOU'RE ADDING INSULT TO INJURY."
MAX - "Lets not get our blood pressure way up into the clouds."
VIVI and CRYSTAL - "IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT."
VIVI - "How about a truce, Crystal?"
CRYSTAL - "A truce it is."
Vivi and Crystal shake hands.
VIVI - "Max, you're going to pay for breaking our hearts."
CRYSTAL - "Big time."
VIVI - "And it won't be pretty like us."
CRYSTAL - "It's just like the saying goes."
VIVI and CRYSTAL (throughly pissed off) - "HADES HAS NO FURY, LIKE A GIRL'S WRATH."
MAX (sweating with fear) - "What's that suppose to mean?"
VIVI and CRYSTAL (throughly pissed off) - "We'll show you in your arm."
Vivi and Crystal each grab a fork on the table, get up from their seats, and start approaching Max very slowly. Vivi is slowly walking towards Max from his left side and Crystal is walking up to him, very slowly, on his right side. Max screams with fear at the top of his lungs.
MAX (screaming and almost about to pee his pants off with fear) - "DON'T KILL ME!"
MAX (screaming and almost about to pee his pants off with fear) - "AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Just before Vivi and Crystal was about to attack Max, a big bright light appeared in front of him and covered him.
[Max's dream ends]
Max feels something touching his right cheek and when he opens his eyes, he's horrified to see May giving him a wet kiss on his right cheek.
MAX: (horrified) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MAY: Oh, i'm happy that your nightmare is over, Max.
MAX: To bad i'm waking up to another one.
MAY: I was just trying to make you feel better.
MAX: You didn't have to slobber all over me, woman.
MAY: Well excuse me for trying to wake you up from your screaming.
BROCK: Calm down!
ASH: What were you dreaming about, Max?
MAX: Homicidal females.
BROCK: Really?
MAX: Yes!
MAX: I did learn a lesson from it all.
ASH: What's that?
MAX: Never make a jealous girl mad.
MAX: If you do, you'll end up with a fork in your arm.
ASH: Disturbing!
BROCK: Maybe!
MAY: Need we say more?
MAX: No need.
MAY: Now lets go back to sleep!
MAX, ASH, and BROCK: Right!
THE END!
FACT: Crystal is an actual pokemon character from the pokemon chronicles episode 15, Putting the Air Back in Aerodactyl. Max now probably has a phobia of jealous females. I bet you all can't blame him after what he experienced. I hope all of my fellow authors and readers out there enjoyed my 4 chapter 7yearoldshipping pokemon story. I don't mean to brag, but this shipping is very orignal. Please give me your reviews for each chapter! Thank You!
