John "what do you mean Dave? "
Fin "Dave before this moment was a minion of Bill cipher"
John "you mean Dave I'd working on this bill guy? "
Fin " Dave is Bill's son for fuck's sake" Fin got his phone from his pocket and started swiping
Fin " here's Bill in his human form, tell me you don't see the resemblance"
John "they... Look very alike "
Fin " bill created Dave when he was imprisoned in gravity falls, but back then he named him Leviathan"
John " leviathan? "
Fin " yes, that's a weird name, bill send Dave to your dimension to get revenge for caging him again, he destroyed the Genesis frog which initiated protocol SBURB that will remake the Genesis frog"
Fin " to make that work the protocol bend reality to be perfect for this"
John " woah"
Fin " Dave got changed aswell, from the leviathan he became to his douchy self-loving self"
John "you do realize that he's dating Jade? "
Fin " *deep sigh* I know, and as much as I don't want this to be, but they are good for each other, and they'll work out great"
John " how are you dealing with all this? You've suffered so much "
Fin " easy, I don't "
John "wha-what do you mean "
Fin " you have no idea how many times I've tried to kill myself, person who said that immortality is a blessing is a retard "
Fin gets up and walks over to a fridge, the fridge is filled with orange bottles with a weird pictures on them
Fin "want some? "
John " what is that? "
Fin " it's a mango soda, found It while traveling through dimensions "
John " mango soda doesn't sound that good "
Fin throws one at John and he catches it
Fin " oh just try it "
John opened a bottle and hesitantly took a sip
John " this is actually really good "
Fin "yep "
Fin " by the way, do you want to know another cool thing about your dad? " Fin lifted his upper lip showing Dracula like fangs
John "wow, that's so cool, how come I don't have those since I'm your son and all? "
Fin " you used to, but you needed something more casual "
Fin " if you want I can give you them again instead of your bucktooth ones"
John " Nuh, I'm good "
John " I feel like I should be concerned about all this, but I don't feel any different" he says with a confused face
Fin " oh it's because I made it so you wouldn't worry "
John " why? "
Fin " it's my stuff, and you should be worried about other things right now "
John "like what? "
Fin " like a lecture about interspiesces relationship you'll be given once you return to your room"
John " oh, I forgot about that "
Fin's phone rang again
Fin " oh it's them "
Fin "heeey, game kids, Sora, Shiro , what's up? "
Fin " oh, well that's good "
Fin " again!?"
Fin " just call blober or something, I'm busy " he hung up
Fin "you know, when I was creating my army to take back the world, I had a little poem I was always telling to myself"
John " oh really? What was it? "
Fin " with weapon in my hand
With a fire within
Against the armies of enemies
I'll fight here still
With my new found brothers
Against the backstabbers and scum
Until I die
Or until I win "
John " I heard it somewhere... "
Fin " think John, think "
John " oh yeah, it's a poem I heard everytime before entering prospit"
Fin " exactly" Fin reached behind him to take off his pendant
Fin " here, look "
John " Uh.. Okay " it was a military pendant, on the front was a guy with a skull with a dagger, and a sign 'special forces' behind was a bunch of numbers and letters
John " what does it say on behind? " John asked finishig his drink
Fin " it's a special kind of coding, it's says 'the first out of eight '"
John "was that your call name? "
Fin " kinda"
John " what does it mean? "
Fin " don't worry yourself with it " Fin reached and took his pendant back
Fin " you should go back to your room, others are waiting for you "
John " I guess I will... Dad "
Fin " don't call me dad, it makes me feel old "
John " aren't you like a bazillion years old? "
Fin " wow, Now I feel even older "
John " hehe, I'm going back I guess"
Fin " have a good night "
John left the room and went back to his bedroom, he could hear other voices inside
John " well, here goes nothing "
John opened the door, there was almost everyone except for gamzee eridan and feferi, everyone looked at John
John "*gulp* h-hey everyone, what's up? "
Karkat " THE FUCKING CEILING IS UP, WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOU AND VRISKA "
Jade " yeah John, why didn't you tell us about that? "
John " w-well I thought you'd be against it since kanaya and rose didn't work out so well "
Rose " we broke up for different reasons "
Kanaya " yes, I just was-"
Vriska " let's just get it over with, what do you need to know? "
Jane " for how long this have been going? "
John " a little over a month"
Dave "did you two pail? "
John" d-dave! "
Rose hit the back of the Dave's head
Rose "David, it's their private life "
Dave "haha, sorry bro"
Vriska "we have done that already " vriska says nonchalant
John " VRISKA! " John's face was completely red from the embarrassment
Dave " oh John, you're so innocent "
Fin " Dave, you haven't done that yourself , so you're not the one to talk"
A voice coming from nowhere
Dave "w-what!? Of course I did "
Fin " Dave, I'm omniscient, do you think you can bullshit an omniscient being? "
Dave " god damn, that guy "
Fin " there's no god, I killed them all, they were just a bunch of douches "
Dave " where are you anyway?! "
Fin " in my room, sipping on some mango soda, I'm just sending you all mind-messeges "
Terezi"oooohhhh, so th3 cool k1d h4v3 n3v3r p41l3d?" terezi's grin could pop a balloon right now
Dave"oh shut up"
Jade " John, are you sure about your relationship with vriska? "
John " OF COURSE IM SURE! I love vriska "
Vriska " I love John too "
Fin " they are telling the truth, I swear on my mango soda "
Jade " if you're so sure, then we wish you good luck "
Fin " me too "
John " oh, thanks"
Everyone left John's and vriska's room . John closed the door and lied on the bed next to vriska
Vriska " that went smoother th8n I thought"
John " me too "
Vriska " so, you got your answers?"
John " yeah, I guess I did-"
Fin "heads up!"
A portal opened near the bed, out of the portal came flying mango soda, john cought it
John" thanks "
Fin "no prob, I'll leave you two alone now "
Vriska" oh, 8y the way , I found a strange thing in a bathroom drawer with a note 'just to be sure' on it "
John " oh really? What is it? "
Vriska " come on, let me show you " vriska and John got up and went into the bathroom, vriska opened a drawer
John " oh god dimnit " inside a drawer was a note with a pack of condoms with it
Vriska " what are those? "
John " these are used for human 'pailing' "
Vriska " oh, well do you -"
John " after everything that happened today I really don't want to "
Vriska " well then I have an even better idea "
John " I hope you're talking about Nick cage movies"
Vriska "of course "
They watched Nick cage movies for two hours, and then someone knocked on the door.
Jade " John Vriska the dinner is ready!"
John " okay coming"
They went down stairs, in the kitchen table was filled with a lot of food
Jane " I don't know how, but I was just sitting here, and then this appeared out nowhere"
Fin walked inside the kitchen
Fin " oh, are you enjoying the meal I prepared for you ?"
Dirk "looks delicious"
Fin " I'll be off then "
John " aren't you gonna eat with us? "
Fin "I don't need eat, but I'll eat today, but in a different dimension"
Jade "why? "
Fin "I like to eat pizza with antimatter toppings, and you know, I can't eat it around you "
Dave" why? " suddenly Jade Rose and John all just facepalmed
Fin " never mind "
Fin " enjoy your food " Fin opened a portal and jumped in it
Jade's Pov
It's already night, jade woke up to get a glass of water, she walked past Fin's room, the lights were on, out of dog curiosity she opened a door. Fin was sitting in front of the computer.
Jade " it's a middle of the night, why aren't you asleep? "
Fin " I don't sleep Sakura "
Jade "oh, can I ask you a question? "
Fin " ask whatever you want "
Jade " you've said there were five children, if me and John are one of them, then who's the other three? "
Fin " I send them to the different dimensions, I put you and John in one universe only because you are twins"
Jade "I understand that, but who are they? "
Fin " their real names are Jacob, Hinata and Satomi, that's all you need to know "
Jade " I assume that Hinata and Satomi are girls and Jacob is a guy "
Fin " yes " Fin took a sip of his drink
Jade " is that your mango soda? "
Fin " best drink in the world "
Jade "... why are you so big? "
Fin " that's how I've looked since I first died "
Jade "where did your arm go? "
Fin " lost in a war, wich I accidentally created"
Jade " oh"
Jade " what was my mother like? "
Fin " she was wonderful, I found everything about her beautiful, her black shoulder length hair, her big blue eyes, her way of sword fighting, everything "
Jade " why are you wearing shades ?"
Fin took off his glasses , his eyes were blank black
Jade "oh "
Fin " I used to have dark green eyes, but then they just went blank, and they are ridiculously sensetive to light" his phone rang
Fin " Yo, sans, what's up? "
Fin " he didn't? "
Fin " even more? "
Fin "how much? "
Fin " ALL OF IT? "
Fin " is he still there? "
Fin "alright, gotcha "
Fin " I think you should get your water and go back to sleep, sorry I still have things to take care of "
Jade " oh, well good night "
Fin " good night sweet heart "
Jade " please don't call me that "
Fin " sorry, my inner father is getting out "
Jade left the room, got her water and went back to sleep.
It's 8:43 pm everyone woke up and went to have breakfast
Jane " wow, again? "
John " I don't know what you don't like, it's delicious, and there's no Betty crocker "
Karkat " HEY! HAVE ANYONE SAW FIN TODAY? HE'S NOT IN HIS ROOM"
Jade " I saw him at night, he went somewhere again "
Dave " oh well, we still have nine hours to think of our wishes "
Nepeta ":33 *squeal* I'm so excited, I can wish for whatever I want "
Fin " don't get to excited "
Near the outside door opened a portal, Fin came out of it, he had bad wounds, but there was no blood
John " FIN! Are you OK? "
Fin " wha? Oh this? That fucker chara was tougher than I thought "
Fin " I'm okay, don't worry "his wounds healed with no scars
Dave" woah, cool, you are like wolverine"
Fin " immortality is a bitch "
Fin " so you got your wishes yet? "
Everyone " yes! "
Fin "good, I'll be in my room "
Fin went upstairs to his bedroom
Dirk " who the Fuck is chara?"
Dave " dunno bro "
Terezi " 1 th1nk w3 4ll 4gr33 th4t F1n 1s th3 n3w coolk1d"
Dave " WHAT!? "
Terezi " h3 b34t our 4ss3s w1th no 3ffort , th3n h3 m4d3 Us th1s 4w3som3 h1v3 4bd Now h3 off3r3d Us 4 w1sh 34ch, good 3nough for m3"
John " yeah, Fin is awesome"
Dave " you guys can't be serious right now "
Jade " he did just got here wounded and then just healed with no scars"
Dave " jade you to? "
John " hehe, don't worry Dave, we are just messing with you "
Dave " oh my god "
They finished breakfast and then scattered around the mansion, some are just chilling, some are thinking really hard about their wishes. Finally, all the clocks shown 5 am, Fin got everyone into the fourth floor hallway and stood near the room. Fin was wearing black shorts and black tank top, which made kanaya glare it him, tank top revealed the place where his robotic arm connected with the body along with some gruesome looking scars.
Fin " ladies first "
Everyone entered the room there were a door and two sofas on the different sides of the room.
Fin " okay let's get started, everyone waiting for their turn sit on the blue sofa, everyone who already wished sit on the red sofa, you will enter the room one by one until everyone have wished, your wishes will come true once you leave this ZERO dimension"
Fin " anyone has any questions? "
Everyone " no "
Fin " alright, I will wait in that room , the , the order, you will go by the blood rank, including humans , lowbloods first "
Equius " that is outrageous, I demand-"
Fin " shut your milk drinkng hole, I decide the order, so you all get it? "
Everyone " yeah "
Fin " great " Fin entered the room, everyone sat on the blue couch in the blood order.
Karkat " FOR ONCE HAVING FUCKING RED BLOOD HAS BENRFITED ME "
Karkat entered the room, it was quite big, with two small couches
Fin " hey, fellow mutant, come here, sit get comfortable "
Karkat " WHAT?"
Fin " you mean you didn't notice? I'm a mutant to, my mutations affect my blood color as well "
Karkat " OH, REALLY? WHATS YOUR BLOOD COLOR?"
Fin got a big hunting knife and slid his wrist, he held his robo arm palm under it . He walked over to karkat.
Fin " give me your hand"
Karkat hesitantly pulled his hand, fin gently grabbed it and poured something from his robo palm into karkat's hand
Karkat " WHAT THE FUCK? !?"
Fin " I have transparent blood "
Karkat " WOAH? "
Fin " good thing about this color is that I'd doesn't stain on the clothes"
Karkat " TRUE THAT "
Fin sat back on the couch
Fin " so what is your wish? "
Karkat " YOU KNOW THAT I'M A MUTANT, RIGHT? SO MY LIFESPAN IS A LOT SHORTER THAN USUAL"
Fin " I know, you should've died in three years "
Karkat " I WANT TO BE THE LAST ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO DIE, I WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM WHILE I STILLS CAN "
Fin " not that I didn't see that coming, but still, gotta appreciate your good and warm side "
Karkat "SH-SHUT UP, SO CAN YOU FUCKING DO IT OR NOT ?"
Fin " yeah, no prob, keep the blood color, or change it? "
Karkat " I THINK ILL BE A MUTANT FOR A WHILE "
Fin " good choice " Fin snapped his fingers
Fin " done "
Karkat " Oh, OKAY "
Karkat left the room and sat on the red sofa with a slight smile.
Dirk " guess I'm next " dirk went into the room
Fin " oohh, the gayest of them all, com in, have a sit"
Dirk "dude, can I just announce my wish and leave? "
Fin " straight to the business? Okay, what's your wish? "
Dirk " can you make me straight?"
Fin *sarcastic gasp*
Dirk " I like being a homo and all, but it feels wrong and unnatural, I want to be straight "
Fin " you sure? You know there are no do overs "
Dirk " I'm sure, I've felt like this for a while "
Fin " a boner on girls it is " Fin snapped his fingers
Fin " as I said, when you leave this universe there will be changes"
Dirk " Umm, alright " dirk left the room and sat on the sofa
Jade " I'll be next " Jade entered the room
Fin " hey Sakura "
Jade " so, Fin "
Fin " yeah? "
Jade " can I ask you something before I make my wish? "
Fin " of course "
Jade " if there are alternative versions of us, then how do you know that WE are your kids? "
Fin " there are no alternative version of you, there are you, and there are copies of you made by SBURB, I can tell "
Jade " oh "
Fin " so what's your wish? "
Jade " I wish to not have this space powers "
Fin " mind explaining why? "
Jade " they remind about everything that happened in sburb "
Fin " okay then " Fin snapped his fingers
Next one was Jake
Jake " blimey, I wish to know what dirk have wished for "
Fin " you could wish for literally ANYTHING and you wish to know your boyfriend's wish? "
Jake " why yes, I am very curious"
Fin " well alright then" finger snap
Next is Rose
Rose " greetings Fin " Rose walked in casually
Fin " hey Rose "
Fin " by the way, Rose, have you ever heard a riddle about chicken and egg?"
Rose "yes I have, why are you interested in this? " Rose sat on a couch, Fin looked up
Fin " I feel the same way about you and Roxy " he chuckled
Rose " he, I guess that's a paradox to"
Fin " so, what is your wish? "
Rose " I want to my relationship with kanaya regain their usual statement"
Fin " so you want your alien girlfriend back? "
Rose " if you put it like that, then yes "
Fin " alright, do you want anything with it?"
Rose " that would be all "
Fin " alrighty" finger snap
Next one is Roxy
Roxy " heeey, god boy "
Fin " oh yeah, you started drinking again"
Fin " that's not the way to go, I need a sober wish " *finger snap *
Roxy " wow , this is cool "
Fin " what is your wish Roxy? Geez I sound like gin already"
Roxy " I want to always be sober, no matter how much I drink "
Fin " this is gonna be fun " *finger snap*
Next one is Dave
Dave " sup shades related brother? "
Fin " I wear glasses for a completely different reasons then you "
Dave " and this reason is? "
Fin " sensetive eyesight "
Dave " oh is that so? "
Fin " Dave, no offense, but I detest you with all my heart "
Dave " oookaaayy, what does detest mean ?"
Fin " hatred "
Dave " why?"
Fin " because I know things about you that even you don't know, those horrible things you did, which I had to erase from your mind so that you could reset the (Genesis frog)"
Dave "like what? "
Fin " like you being the one he made Genesis frog mulfunction in the first place in your last manifestation, or the fact that because of YOU your parents died in your dimension "
Dave " wh-what? "
Fin " never mind " *finger snap *
Dave " what were we talking about? "
Fin " your wish "
Dave " oh yeah, I wish to have brown eyes "
Fin " I'm not even gonna question it" *finger snap *
The next one is Jane
Jane " hi, Fin "
Fin " Yo crocker "
Fin " what's your wish? "
Jane " I want to know the recipe for every meal "
Fin " hmm, good wish " *finger snap*
Next one is John
John " hi Fin "
Fin " hello John "
John " for my wish I want to ask you some questions"
Fin " it seems to be for a while "*finger snap *
Fin " stopped the time, Now you can ask away "
John "I heard someone mention a guy named DC. Scratch , who is he? "
Fin " another being created by a protocol SBURB "
John " what's up with caliborn and calliope?"
Fin " they were the biggest glitches that existed there while Sburb was reforming the universe"
John " where is calliope now? One day she just went away without telling anything "
Fin " she found out about my existence, and asked me to change her code erase her memory and put her in a different universe "
John " why?"
Fin " she asked me not to tell anyone, and I always keep my promises"
John " how do you know that I'M your real son and not other million versions of me? "
Fin " they are not versions of you, they are copies made by sburb, you are the real one "
John " who was that orange guy? "
Fin " Hussie? Another powerful glitch that likes to meddle"
John asked questions for two hours before finally being satisfied
Fin "-and that's how I met sans "
John " your life sure is crazy "
Fin " after a few million years it becomes a daily routine"
John " I think I'm done "
Fin " alright " *finger snap*
John " thank you"
Fin " you are welcome "
John left the room
Dave " you are out quick"
Let's quickly skip to the wishes
Aradia " I want to have X-ray vision to find any archeologic prop"
Tavros " I.. Uhh.. Want to be more... Confident... But Uhh... Not too confident... Last time it didn't turn out so good "
Sollux " ii want my eye2iight back "
Nepeta " I want karkity to like me more"
Kanaya " I wish to be in a matespritship with Rose "
Terezi " 1 w4nt my 3y3s1ght b4ck"
And next was vriska
Vriska " soooooooo, john dad, I think ill wish for -"
Fin suddenly stood up, he walked over to vriska , he grabbed vriska by the shoulder
Fin " sorry vriska, but you are not getting your wish yet " Fin trusted his hand into vriska's stomach, his fingers dug deep into her flesh causing her to bleed. Vriska couldn't talk, couldn't scream and couldn't move. She could only quietly whisper
Vriska " wh-why?" vriska had an expression of pure horror on her face
Fin " I'm sorry spider girl...but this is something that needs to be done "
What will happen in the next chapter? Have Fin been lying for them all along? Is he actually a bad guy?
PS I think ill kill someone in the next chapter. I want to understand what Hussie feels when he kills of a character. Asian homestuck OUT
