Let's continue
Vriska "w-why? " she said with an expression of pure horror
Fin "sorry spider girl, but this is something that needs to be done"
Vriska could feel his cold robotic fingers wiggle inside her stomach. She wanted to scream, but she couldn't, she wanted to run, but she couldn't.
Fin " just a bit more " Fin was nonchalant as ever
Fin " done "
Fin pulled his hand out, there were no blood and no pain. Vriska could move again, she looked at her stomach, there was no holes.
Fin "sorry for that, It had to be done" Fin stood up and sat back on the couch.
Vriska " what did you do? " vriska couldn't be more confused right now.
Fin snapped his fingers
Fin " you understand now? "
Fin " sorry for the pain, my powers are not fully reseted yet "
Vriska " oh my gog" vriska's eyes started watering.
Vriska " THANK YOU! "
Fin " you are welcome, so what was your wish? "
Vriska " wait, you mean that wasn't my wish? "
Fin " not really, it was more for you and John than just you"
Vriska " I guess... I don't want anything else anymore"
Fin " alright, just hold back the good news till you'll get back to your dimension"
Vriska "by the way, what you wanted to talk about? "
Fin " oh right, I just wanted to give you some information that you need to know "
Vriska " okay, go ahead "
Fin " first of all, watch after Jade and Dave for me "
Vriska " why? "
Fin " I don't trust that guy "
Vriska " you don't trust Dave? Why? "
Fin " oh I don't know, maybe because his REAL father killed John's and Jade's mother? Or maybe because HE is the one who caused all this SBURB shit? Or maybe because in different copied dimension he RAPED jade and rose? "
Vriska " he did all that? "
Fin " yes he did, and many other things too "
Vriska " okay, I'll look after them. But why not John? "
Fin " he trusts Dave, I think we both know that being blinded by trust is bad " Fin raised his hand, and out of nowhere a bottle of mango soda appeared in his hand
Vriska " true that "
Fin " also, another important information"
Fin " you know how I'm all powerful and all right? "
Vriska " yes"
Fin " well, sometimes it's hard to remember all the data collected through millions of centuries for me, so sometimes I store it in subconscious of other dimension beings"
Fin " sometimes they receive those files differently, in the form of an IDEA so they record them in some sort"
Vriska "soooooooo... "
Fin " so, I stored your adventure in sburb in the mind of a alternate version of Hussie. He made it into a very popular comic that everyone likes. He thinks that this idea just came to him, and everyone thinks that it's just a comic, but in reality, it's all happened to you"
Vriska " so we are popular in other dimension? "
Fin " it's ridiculous how popular your story is there "
Fin "but there are some sick people there "
Vriska " you mean sober gamzee sick or Dave's rap sick? "
Fin "more like equius's sexual tension about horses "
Vriska " oh...ew "
Fin "another thing is, through your adventure I was stuck here with less then 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of my powers
I could observe it, but in several occasions I had to alter reality or wipe your some of your memories to reset the Genesis frog"
Vriska "like what? "
Fin "like Dave's and karkat's conversation on the comet, or some of John's and jade's of their three year voyage"
Vriska "wow, I guess I can understand that, but what about reality altering? "
Fin " of think the biggest example would be your genitalia"
Fin " for some reason sburb gave you some weird disgusting tentacles for genitals, I altered it as much as I could for them to resemble human's "
Vriska " so that's why we called them tentabulge, thanks for that too by the way "
Fin "I made it so your adventure would pay off"
Vriska " I recall you saying about copied dimensions"
Fin " oh yeah, well, sburb made a lot of copied alternate universes for it to work, some of whiskey were unnecessary and ridiculous , but you and the others in here are from the original one "
Vriska "like what? "
John "like a dimension where John and karkat have a daughter"
Vriska "WHAT!? "
Fin "yep, imagine girl karkat with John's dorkiness "
Vriska " actually now that I think about it, she must be pretty cute "
Fin " I'm not sure about your standards"
Fin " that's all"
Fin "have other questions? "
Vriska "yeah... It's about John "
Fin "what is it? "
Vriska "you know how other version of me dated other version of John but she dumped him after her death? "
Fin "yeah "
Vriska "how do I know if I'm dating a real John? "
Fin "easy, you two won't be able to get over each other, it's written in your codes"
Vriska "our codes? "
Fin " yes, your codes, you two have been destined to be together, and nothing can brake you apart, and as for the copy of John, he didn't have that code"
Fin "understood? "
Vriska "I guess "
Vriska " I'm still not sure about everything that happened in the last 24 hours, it feels like a dream"
Fin " you felt the pain right? "
Vriska "good point"
Vriska "I'll go then "
Vriska left the room with a satisfied smirk
Next is
Equius " I want to be a fuschia b100d"
Fin "you know that hemisphere has no meaning anymore? "
Equius "I am aware of that, but still, I want it"
Gamzee "I wAnT a NeVeR eNdInG fAyGo "
Eridan " I wwant all my quadrants filled with who I want "
Feferi "thank you, but I already have everything I want "
Fin left the wishing room with another bottle of mango soda.
Fin "you all look extremely satisfied "
Everyone " yeah "
Fin's phone rang again
Fin "sup brine? "
Fin "what? The game kids? "
Fin " yes they did "
Fin "and that's a problem because..."
Fin " I see your point " *finger snap *
Fin "you're welcome" he hung up
Fin " so as I was saying-oh god dimnit"his phone rang
Fin " YES? "
Fin "HE DID WHAT? "
Fin " STANFORD YOU PRICK "
Fin "WHY DID YOU KEEP THAT SHIT?"
Fin " okay "he hung up
Fin"You can all go have some dinner later or whatever, I have something to take care of "
Fin raised his hands and in them appeared a laptop and a book with the passcode on it
Fin " this is a transdimentional laptop, it has an internet connection to every single dimension, and in that book are very important yet interesting information, do whatever you want with this "
Fin gave a book to karkat and a laptop to sollux,he opened a portal on the floor and hoped in it.
John "every single dimension..."
Dave " every possible alternate reality..."
Karkat "very important information..."
Dirk " so much anime..."
Jake "blimey..."
And the epic show down foe a laptop began while karkat was trying to crack the code, only nepeta equius feferi Jane Jade and gamzee were indifferent. After all the fighting Dave got the laptop thanks for his time powers.
Dave "hehehe, what if John was gay?"
Laptop's screen shown a lot of yaoi porn with John and other characters.
John "*internal screaming*w-w-w-why people would do something like this? "
Dave "damn dude, most of that shit has me in it too"
Dirk "I really want my wish to get real already"
Jake "goodness..."
Jade "DAVE! "
Jane "oh dear"
Equius "how 100d, I need a towel"
John "GIVE ME THAT !" John uses his powers to blow the laptop into his hands
John " why other versions of me are such a weirdos "
John "anyone has any SERIOUS requests?"
Jade " google for our old photos"
John " sounds eligible"
Laptop show pictures of baby versions of our human protagonists and grub selfs of trolls.
Jane "aww, how precious"
Jade " troll grubs are actually pretty cute"
Karkat " SOMEONE HELP ME OPEN THIS FUCKING BOOK "
Sollux " let me have a l00k " karkat hands over the book. The screen for password shown (if you thinking about hacking then screws you, but you can have a clue )
Out PF book went a loud voice
Book " the clue, it's the day everything began and the day everything has ended"
Karkat "THE FUCK KIND OF CLUE IS THAT?"
While two trolls were trying to crack the code jade and Jane were dying PF cute overload
Dirk " are they gonna be okay? "
Dave " that's what happens when women see to much cuteness"
John " how about this. The best prank ever"
There was a link to a video
Dave " is that me? "
Video " so Dave, here you go! A pool filled with AJ!"
Dave " damn, I'm jealous"
Dave on the video jumped into a pool
Video "JOHN YOU FUCK! IS THIS PISS?! IM GONNA KILL YOU "
Dave " never mind"
Karkat "COULD YOU FUCKERS GET YOUR PALE HUMAN ASSES HERE SO WE CAN LOOK AT THOSE FILES? "
John handed the laptop to dirk, he squealed like a fangirl.
Dirk " SECOND SEASON OF ATTACK ON TITAN HERE I COME! "
Dave " what's the clue? "
Book " the clue is. It's a day when everything began and the day when everything has ended "
Dave "da fuq is that supposed to be? "
John " easy. It's 413"
Karkat typed in the passcode, it opened.
Karkat " FINALLY "
Inside were photos
Sollux " really? Photos? "
John " wait, the have descriptions "
John pointed at the photo with a little boy on it
John " colt's first photo? Are those our photos? "
Dave " holy shit dude, you are so kawai here "
Jade "did somebody say kawai? "jade got up
John " I think they are photos of us before these lives "
Jade " oh "
John flipped the page
Jade "Sakura's first photo? Is that me? " there was a picture of a little half Japanese girl with bright green eyes
Dave "wow babe, you are so adorable"
Jade " technically it's not me"
John " technically it is, it's confusing"
Jade flipped the page
Jade "whoa, look ! It's Fin, and some other guy "
Dave "this guy looks like me, except he has a yellow suit"
John " it says, I've come up with a new nickname for Bill (dorito)"
John " THIS IS BILL? "
Dave " you know this guy? "
John "Fin told me about him "
Jade " yeah, something about him being his partner"
John " he also said that Dave is..."
Dave "I'm what? "
John "never mind "
John flipped the page
John " is this us? " on the page there was Fin, Colt, Sakura and their mother.
Jade "is this our mom? She's so beautiful"
Dave " interdimensional gods have only the best "
Fin " Dave, if I'm not there it doesn't mean I can't hear you, and yes this is your mother "
Dave " that guy "
John flipped the page
Jade "their first galaxy? Holy smokes!"
John " wait, we had Fin's powers ?"
Fin " yeah, you were my little cute galaxy makers, it was your hobbie "
Jade "woah! That's so cool! "
Jade flipped the page
John " is that sans? "
Fin "yep "
John " he looks like...a short chubby skeleton"
Fin "because he is "
John " multiverse is a weird place "
Fin " I've already got used to it over the centuries "
Jade "who's Sans?"
Fin "one of my pals "
Jade flipped the page
Jade "there's nothing"
Fin " yeah, you really didn't like to be photographed"
Jade "sounds like us "
John "yeah "
Jane"guys ! The dinner is ready!"
John "okay nanna! "
Everyone went down to eat except dirk who was still watching anime with a katana in his hand to scare off anyone who wanted to take the laptop.
karkat "JOHN, DID THAT WALKING MANIFESTATION OF TROLLING THAT IS YOUR FATHER SAY HOW LONG WE'LL BE HERE? "
John " I'm not sure, he didn't say it"
Fin " I'm a bit wrapped up right now, so I think tomorrow I will transport you all back "
John " well now you know "
Fin " by the way karkat, the time in ZERO moves much faster than in your dimension "
Karkat "SO FOR HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN ABSENT BY OUR TIMES STANDARDS? "
Fin " about half a minute "
Karkat " OH, OKAY THEN "
Jane "thanks for the food by the way "
Fin " it's the least I could do for dragging you all here and always wait for me "
Jade " kinda weird to talk to someone out loud who is not next to you "
Jane " have to agree with you there "
John " it's weird alright, but I feel relieved that there are still so much more weird stuff to explore in the universe "
Fin " you did that a lot when you were about the same age "
John " you mean my Colt self? "
Fin " yeah, although it's not much difference between you and you, and that goes to Jade too, she was always cute cheery girl who always smiled "
Jade" aww, thanks! "
Fin " you are welcome "
Fin " sorry, gotta run "
John " good luck "
Jade " I think he is a good parent, or was atleast "
John " yeah, I guess you are right "
After the dinner Jade had an idea of making a slumber party in their last day of their temporary home.
Karkat " THIS IS STUPID " karkat wore his pajamas...it was a footie pajama with a crab theme
Dave " karkat looks adorable"
Jade "he certainly is getting a bit CRABBY "
Karkat " WHY AM I PARTICIPATING IN THIS RITUAL OF STUPID PAJAMAS AND SNACKS? "
John " we asked vriska to mind control you here"
Vriska " yep "
Fin " they asked me to make everyone pajamas"
Karkat "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE MINE SO STUPID? "
Fin " it looks funny that's why "
Fin's Pov
Fin "you are sick man you know that?"
?"yes, I am aware of that "
Fin "hardseed...you do realize why I helped you right? "
Hardseed"i know..."
Fin "and you know what comes next?"
Hardseed " it is meant to be my friend"
Fin " no one is guilty of it, except you, well, time to take your powers back"
Kids Pov
Dave "holy crap! I don't no which one to choose" Dave was standing next to a drawer with movies
John "how about this one? "
Jane " no, it looks scary "
Karkat " TEREZL HELP ME TAKE THAT AWFUL EXCUSE FOR CLOTHING OFF "
Terezi " no, you sm3ll cut3 1n 1t"
Karkat "AAAARRRGGGHHH"
Fin " pretty good use of your time "
John " Jesus Christ! Don't surprise us like that "
Fin " sorry John, that's just how I do "
Fin "anyway what were you..."
John "Fin? "
Fin " shush "
everybody went silent , Fin started looking around for something.
Fin " hell, you could just come through the front door "
Sans "that's just how I do "
Gaster " ︎❒︎ ︎ ︎⧫︎ ︎■︎ ︎⬧︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ︎ ︎ ︎❒︎ ︎❒︎ ︎ ︎■︎ ︎"
Fin " hello gaster, sans "
Fin "what could be the matter? "
John " oh! You are sans? "
Sans "one and only "
Sans " soooooooo, Fin, you don't know what's happening are you? "
Fin " I Really don't like using my omniscience , ruins the element of surprise"
Noises of shattered glass startled Fin, he turned around and cought a big kitchen knive that was flying right at him
Chara " oh, I missed "
Bill " don't worry, he's weak, we'll get him "
Fin " oh, them "
Gaster"? ᄌホ ︎□︎⬥︎ ⧫︎ ︎□︎⬧︎ ︎ ❍︎□︎⧫︎ ︎ ︎❒︎ ︎◆︎ ︎&︎ ︎❒︎⬧︎ ⬥︎ ︎□︎? ᄌホ⬧︎ ︎□︎⬧︎⬧︎"
Sans " what he said "
Fin "alright"
John "Umm Fin, what is happening? "
Suddenly the mansion dissapeared, everyone stranded on white emptiness again, in the distance there were one short silhouette and one tall silhouette
Bill " long time no see Fin "
Sorry guys that it took almost two weeks, I just write by one rule "if you force yourself to write, it's gonna come out crap, if you write without hesitation, then it will come out much better. Asian homestuck out. Here are other Chapters
