When Sulu entered sic bay Dr. McCoy ran up and yelled "run for your life! The tribbles escaped!" then ran out the door.

"What is going on?!" yelled Sulu… "You don't need to yell." Sulu turned around and saw Lt. Leslie, "I thought you died." Said Sulu, "that is a common misconception." Replied Lt. Leslie, "oh." said Sulu. "But that doesn't explain what's going on here?" "Just a moment" says the lt. "I got a bad back pain." And fell on his face.

"Uh… nurse?" Sulu says, "What?" a nurse replies, "this man just died." "And?" replied the nurse "He's a 'red shirt' what did you expect?"

Sulu walks out of sic bay and stops. In front of him is a short klingon.

"klingon!" yells sulu. "trick or treat!" says the klingon. "what was that?" says sulu. "trick or treat!" replise the klingon, "holloweens not for 7 months." Says sulu, "waaaaaaaaaa…." Yells the klingon as he runs down the hall.

"whats next?" says sulu "I think I need to go lay down." "why?" says dr mcoy as he pops up in sulus face, "everyone acting weird." Replise sulu "and what about the tribbles?" "wasn't tribbles, just a bloated cat, a relly bloated cat."replise dr mcoy. Sulu faced palmed.