Topic #2
Conor McGregor vs. The World


For the third time of this series, it was back to the bed.

Dean Ambrose sat down on the usual spot of the bed, to the right of his co-host, and to the left of the camera, although this time, his hands were buried into his face with a double facepalm.

The other half, Chloe Price, was laying down on her half of the bed, looking up to the ceiling and smoking dope. From there, it was usual Chloe behavior, except she didn't look quite happy herself. Different emotional output from how she usually was when smoking up the joint.

It was clear something bad was coursing through both of their minds.

"So..." Dean began. "...if you've been hanging around social media, especially with WWE and UFC, in the past week... you might have seen a few... well, a few shitty things along the way."

He continued, "Of course, the main thing we'll have to discuss in this episode... is an odd little Irishman by the name Conor McGregor."

The name of that man being mentioned emitted a very irritated groan from Chloe as she stayed put, lying down on the bed.

Dean said, "In—in a nutshell, he's kinda goin' off on practically everyone, especially guys in the wrestling biz, myself included. This episode is going to be a heads-up to whoever encounters him in the quote-unquote 'magical' world of social media. This episode, we have some advice to those who want to retaliate against him."

He turned towards Chloe, to try and signal her to speak on this along with him.

However, she didn't seem like she wanted to sit back up. She stayed put as she spoke. "You go ahead."

"You sure?"

"Trust me; you'd be afraid of what I would have to say to Conor."

Then Ambrose looked towards the camera in front of him. There is a slight bit of movement on the camera recording them, an implication of a shrug from Max holding it.

With that, the man labeled as the Lunatic Fringe continued. "Alright, so... you only need to do one thing against this guy if he talks shit in your direction: nothing. Even when I'd hate to admit it, people like are right about what's he's doing; he's kinda hungry for attention. Well... maybe that's an understatement. With that, and the press conference yesterday, he's going all over the place. The best idea to combat his unpredictability in terms to speaking his mind is not to combat it... unless you're willing to have metaphorical bottles of water and energy drinks thrown at you. That's pretty much all you need to do. All this crazy shit is gonna go away eventually... you just need to play the waiting game, hope that he calms down in the near future."

Finishing up, Ambrose ended with this. "And that's all we have – well, I have to say. Like, favorite, comment, whatever. Fuck Jersey Shore."

The sign off finished with him flipping off the camera, before looking towards Chloe.

"...Alright, so why the fuck didn't you want to say anything?" He asked the blue-nette. "He rub you the wrong way or somethin'?

"He blocked me on Twitter." Chloe responded.

Dean took a moment to get that through his mind, before a response came out. "Wait, that's it?"

Chloe explained, "Well, I kinda called him a 'hella dumb pussy' after he called you guys pussies."

Another pause from Dean, before he closed his eyes and lightly nodded in an understanding "...That... seems a little fair. Can see why you got pissed off..."

With that, the camera turned off.


So I decided to speak on something very recent. This was a few days in the making. Stuff like the crazy ending to that UFC 202 conference helped fuel the crazy shit happening with McGregor. Hopefully things turn out okay in the long run for him and the guys he's potentially hurt.

Until next time.