Red vs Blue: Green

Chapter Four: Red


Five Minutes Later on the Cliff


"In retrospect, this was a bad plan." Church muttered as Tucker, Church, and I remained crouched behind some rocks as the Reds fired at us from their warthog.

"We got the flag back." Tucker said. "So that part worked."

"Guys, we're pretty safe here. They'll get bored eventually." I grinned under my helmet. "Besides, we're all alive."

"For now." Church groaned. "That thing never runs out of ammo."

"It's gotta eventually." Tucker sighed.


Three Hours Later


The three of us are sitting there playing poker as the gun continues to fire.

"Full house bitch!" Church whooped and we kept playing.

"Royal flush! Eat it Church!" I yelled back.

"Dammit!" Church groaned. "I suck at poker."

"So… how long we gonna stay here?" Tucker asked. I sigh before pausing. The gun had fallen silent. I peeked out from behind the rock and watched as the two red soldiers moved to the side, away from the jeep.

"Guys… they left the jeep." I whispered.

"Seriously? Then let's go snag it!" Church said urgently. I nodded and Tucker and I followed him down towards the jeep. As we did, I saw the tank in front of the reds.

"Uh… Church?" I said cautiously.

"It can wait Steel!" Church yelled, immediately followed by the jeep exploding.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Church, Tucker, and the reds yelled.

"FIREFEK!" I yelled. "RUN AWAY!" The three of us bolted back up to the cliff as the reds ran for their base. The tank fired on the jeep a few more times before scanning the area for new targets. Church stood up, looking at the tank.

"… Hey… it's the rookie! And he brought the tank!" Church waved. "Hey rookie!" The tank swiveled, aiming at him.

"TARGET LOCKED." The tank's robotic voice said.

"That's not a target. That's Church." Caboose tried to explain.

"Yeah. I'm Church!" Church yelled angrily.

"CHURCH MOVE!" I yelled.

"FIRING MAIN CANNON." The tank said.

"Son of a-"Church groaned as the tank fired.


I ran over to the tank as Tucker ran to Church. "Caboose? What happened?"

"The tank lady didn't listen! AND SHE SHOT CHURCH!" Caboose yelled.

"Calm down. Did you re-enable auto-lock?" I asked. Caboose nodded.

"It only wants to shoot the jeep now." Tucker peeked over the edge.

"He's dead!" Tucker yelled. I sigh.

"Tucker, let command know." I muttered. "Caboose, shoot the jeep. I'm gonna go back to base."

"OKAY!" Caboose yelled, followed by an explosion. A line of text appeared within my vision. "… That went well."

"Shut it Scar." I muttered as I entered the base.


Well, lemme know what you think. :) And yes, I know it's a little shorter.