Hi! This is my first time publish my story in this net and I'm new here! I am not really good in my grammar not to mention my English, so… please go easy on me. Other than that, the real owner of the Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi and the others you know very well character is Kishimoto Masashi but there are some of it is mine. So, on the chapter! ( v )*
Naruto – Ridiculous Mission
Chapter 1: You Got To Be Kidding Me.
Early in the morning in Konoha Village where the place were calm and peace, and supposed to be holiday for Team Seven, no mission, no training, no lesson, no beating, no shouting, nothing. No one would want to miss this big opportunity to do want they desire the most. Well of course, there is no exception to our dear blond hair boy, Naruto who lived alone at his apartment.
In his apartment, where the boy were sleeping in a pair of regular T-shirt and pant 'till his kneecap with his side of his arm and leg tangling down to his bed side while the other arm were rested at his chest. A big bubble coming out from his nostril and mouth were wide open. In short, he is dead sleep. Who cares anyway? This is the day where he can rest without anyone bug or annoy him.
Hell Yeah! His team, excluding their sensei and also captain, have been gone on a mission of sending important sacred scroll to other village for two weeks not to mention chased by some crazy ninjas with their crazy weapons and jutsu that try to killed or even slaughter them merciless for Who-Know-What-Will-Happen-Next sake! For those who think they know this boy for how long as a hyperactive knocker head with loud voice and his reckless act. , they were dead wrong. This is his true nature. If you know Shikimaru 'Sleepy Head' guy or well known as Shadow Jutsu User, that is how he behave. Almost. Except in the battle. Right now, he just wanted to have his day and rest for as long as he like. Ahhhhh… What a wonderful day…
"Naaaaaaruuuuuutooooo ~"
Except that.
Eyes wide opened as he heard that creepy tone which came out from nowhere and realized he made a big mistake. A big face covered with mask leave his eyes or eye which he had his head band covered his Sharingan eye just an inch close between their gaps.
"You look cute when you asleep ~"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
And he can be heard across the village. So much for his day….
"My, my, aren't you a hyper one, Naruto. Good for you." Answer the mask man or Kakashi they called sitting on the rail of window.
"Damn it, Kakashi Sensei! Don't sneak on me like that! Are you trying to make myself blown into pieces!? And I'm not cute!" Said Naruto, recover from his shock a moment ago. Yup, our blonde hair boy, Naruto hate been sneak up especially when he were sleeping or take a nap.
After been sneak up by someone like that, he will never be able to sleep back' cause his sleepiness gone in a blink of an eye.
''From what I look, you still in a good shape so no and yes you look cute" This guy is crazy, not to mention a pervert.
"…What do you want? I thought you said you have a mission along with Gai Sensei and the others?" Ignored the last part as he glare at Kakashi who sit at the rail of the window next to Naruto's bed.
"Well, we do have a mission need to be complete. But then…"
"But what?" Why did he feel he should never ask that question?
"The mission has been cancelled."
"… Cancelled. You said the mission has been cancelled."
"Yup."
"…Reason?"
"You'll know when we meet up."
"…Meet up. That mean…"
"Yup. We'll be having a meeting today." Kakashi give a peace sign as Naruto let himself fell back on his bed irritated.
'Uuurgh….. Meeting.' The world really did hate him, huh?
Twenty minutes has pass after Naruto dress up what like a yellow jacket and yellow pants 'till his ankle and leave his apartment, he went to where his team usually meat up, bridge. As soon as he got there, two familiar peoples had already showed up. Before him is Sasuke, his rival and friend leaning against the rails with hand in his pocket pants. Then he looked to his other side where Sakura sit on the rails. Usually, Sakura will go lovey-dovey toward Sasuke in almost every time she saw him and Sasuke will shoved her saying 'leave me alone' or 'find someone else to bother'. As for Naruto, he'll be screaming toward the sky about 'I will become Hokage' or 'I will never give up' or 'That is my ninja way' and get yell or whack at head by Sakura for doing something stupid or even reckless. But that's not gonna happen today. Not that he mind, instead he enjoy it cause he doesn't want some lump grow at his head. For now.
"Hi, you guys…" Decide to greet them like a normal person would do. Walking a little slower than usual, still feel sleepy even after having shower.
"Huh? Oh, hi Naruto…" She stirred a little. It seems Sakura herself also didn't slept well.
"You're late, dobe." Same old Sasuke if only it didn't lack of energy. Obviously he too looked like crap.
"Yeah. Well, guess what? This morning I got woke up from my beauty sleep by some crazy pervert sensei who had invaded my apartment not long ago and greet me casually or in his case greet me with his face above my face just an inch and said 'you look cute when you asleep' and 'from what I see you still in a good shape so no but yes you are cute' and then told me the mission he had received yesterday were cancelled and instructed me to meet up at here 'cause he didn't tell me the reason but he will after Team Seven gather around so now I end up here. One more thing, I hate it." Naruto summarizes from his long story, as he feel annoy with Sasuke's teasing.
No one speak for a while.
"Everybody does, dobe. Everybody does." Sasuke said as he shook his head slowly with eyes closed, understand other teammate's feeling.
The three of them stared each other before give a heavy sigh. They all are just damned tired.
"What's with you guys? You all look exhausted."
The trio ears twitched, face become gloomy as they heard the voices coming from their behind. As they turn around eyes fell to a person non-other than Kakashi. The guy is holding his favorite Icha Icha book while other holding a box which wrapped with purple cloth hanged over his shoulder.
"What's with that look? You all look like zombies or something." Kakashi said, still not notice their dark aura around them.
"It because you gave us a mission that only jounin can accomplish." Sasuke said calmly, but his eyes were shadowed.
"Yeah."
"It took us two week to deliver that stupid sacred scroll to flower village or whatever it is." Sakura explained, eyes shadowed and raising her voice a little.
"Your stamina's are really weak then."
"All thanks to those crazy ninjas and their freaking weapons and their weird jutsu chase us with intension of killing or more trying to slaughter us into pieces or maybe want to catch us like we're some kind of foods merciless non-stop." Same for Naruto as his voice lowed.
"Oh, it must be suck, huh?" Leaving his gaze from his book and looked at his dark gloomy pupils.
"OF COURSE IT IS, DAMN IT!" The trio yelled comically with shark teeth and red faces cause of anger.
"Easy there, well get to the point ok? There is important thing that you guys need to do."
"Don't change the subject! Wait, important?" The blonde hair and the pink hair stop their yell in mid-sentences as they heard word 'important'. They may not a perfect team among the genin team but they will not take lightly about something important especially from their sensei.
"Yup, important." Kakashi nodded as he kneel down and put the unknown box on the ground with hands holding the cloth but make no move, confusing the trio.
"Before I show you something in this box, listen careful for what I about to say." Look straight into their eyes showed that he is serious about it. They nodded, understand the elder's warning while Sasuke showed no emotion but for those who really know about him knew that he look interest.
Clearing his voice and explained, "This box is actually a gift from Hokage to the mayor of Metal Village as appreciation. In this box there is a sacred creature were put, it is very valuable and important for the peoples of Metal Village. This creature cannot be taken lightly. It can give the people a high fortune but only those who appreciate the help from this creature will have it. Otherwise, those who are not appreciated the help from this creature will be misfortune. But a lot peoples who had bad intention want to take it, no one know what will happen if this creature taken by them. That is why a team that chosen by hokage will be sent to deliver this important gift to the Metal Village safely. Understand?" the trio nodded.
He then unwrap the box and opened the box showing the creature inside.
The trio approach him and seeing …Chicken.
"…"
"…"
"…"
There's a long awkward silence. No one speak. Rubbing their eyes, try to register the information into their brain.
"Chicken." Sasuke said, break the silence.
"Yup." Kakashi answered.
"…You mean, this is the sacred creature you talking about." Sakura pointed out the supposed sacred creature, confirmation needed.
"Yeah." Kakashi answered again.
"… But it's only a chicken." Naruto said. It's an understatement.
"Duh." Kakashi confirm it.
"…"
"…"
"…"
There's another long silence between them.
"You got to be kidding, right?"
"No."
The trio narrowed their eyes comically staring Kakashi.
"Yeah, the gift from Hokage to the mayor of Metal Village is a sacred creature and this is the sacred creature that you are looking at. Chicken." Kakashi explained.
"…."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" The trio shouted in unison with their eyes bulged out as they didn't believe what they saw and heard.
"No."
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
Kakashi sighed. This is gonna take a long time to calm them down…
To Be Continued…
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