Huh! Hello again! Yeah, miss me? Sorry for the late, I was busy completing art and visual portfolio but I'm done so everything is under control. Okay, let's get to the point. This is where the climax began. But not as you think it is if you thinking about some crazy action like in canon 'cause I did said before that this is humor story, right? Don't worry though, I still put some action in this chapter. Oh yeah, why Naruto behave differently than in the canon? I just make Naruto treat every member in Team Seven equal, it will be more fun this way. One more thing, I did not claim Naruto but Kishimoto Masashi did. So, on the chapter. (^v^)*


Last Chapter

"Okay now, easy there, remember we come here for what reason." Speak in unusually gentle, avoiding from been beat up by his beast pupils.

"HE/SHE STARTED IT FIRST!" Both yelled each other as they point out to each other. Blaming to another peoples.

"Hai… Now tell me, what cause this fight?" Kakashi sighed. Why both of them fight anyway?

"YOU OF COURSE!" Now they point out straight to his face, much surprised to Kakashi .

"Me? What's wrong with me?" Pointed to himself, not understanding the whole thing. How come it's his wrong?

"YOU'RE LATE AND MAKING US WAITED HERE FOR FREAKING AN HOUR AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US THE EXACT TIME TO MEET UP NOT ONLY CAUSING US EXHAUSTED BUT SLEEPY AS WELL! AND YOU SAID WHAT CAUSED THIS FIGHT!? HOW ARE YOU GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY ABOUT THIS!?" Both pant heavily as they yelled with their anger and frustration toward the elder in one breath.

"… Wow…"It stunned Kakashi with their blasted. They really pissed off, now that is crazy.

"Okay, okay. Fine, it's my fault for not telling you guys the exact time to meet up here and causing you all waited for an hour so as for my apologies I ask Hokage's permission first and we all can take a few day off after this mission is completed, how's that sound?" Putting both hands in front of him as he admitted defeated, not wanting to continue the argument.

"Deal." End of the conversation. Both folded their hands with stood smugly as they satisfied his answer.

The elder stared them a little longer before he sighed. As for Sasuke, he muttered something about both idiots.

But then again, nothing more complicated than this. Right? I guess.

Chapter 3: How Are We Gonna Complete This Mission?!

Ah…life is so beautiful, don't you agree? Especially when we have something we liked to do. And nothing is greater than do energetic and challenging activities like-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS JUST GETTING RIDICULOUS! HOW THE HELL DID I END UP LIKE THIS!?"

Well...More like that.

By now, our blond hair friend, Naruto were being chased down by crazy ninja with their crazy weapons and their weird jutsus all the way through the forest. And make it worse, behind him there is a swarm of hornets, a wild dog, and a bear are following suit. How did this happen? Well, let's back to where they started moving on their mission, shall we?


Flashback;

-Mission started on-

Somewhere in the forest, four familiar faces were walking in group to avoid separation. Right now, Kakashi is hanged the box wrapped by purple cloth at his shoulder tightly and walking at three of his pupils' that act as bodyguards behind. In front of him were Naruto at middle, Sasuke at his right and Sakura at his left. That is the formation they planned to assured the safety of the box.

"Man, this is lame…" Naruto's whining, breaking the silence after several hours.

"What is it, Naruto?" Kakashi speak.

"Of all mission, why did we been given this mission?"

"What's your point?"

"Well, I don't mind if that mission were searching the missing animals or guard the animals or cleaning the animal but not 'escorting' the animal."

"Well, Naruto. What we doing now is protecting, not 'escorting'. There's difference between them."

"Is it? Look the same for me."

"Then you must be stupid, dobe." Sasuke said bluntly.

"SHUT IT, SMART BOY!" He snapped. This guy really starting to piss him off, and how he wishes he could bite his head off if it not because of this stupid mission-

"Well, thanks for the compliment but no thanks if it from dobe like someone next to me."

"ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME, YOU JERK!?"

"You admit it yourself. You know what, you indeed a dobe."

"THAT'S IT! YOU ASK FOR IT!" And the fight start, well almost if Sakura hadn't whack the blonde head.

"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" holding his bump that grow at his head.

"DON'T INSULT SASUKE KUN LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!"

"OH, YEAH!? HE INSULTED ME FIRST!" Point his finger at Sasuke.

"Cause he speak the truth."

"WHY YOU-"

"That's enough, Naruto." Pick Naruto up from his polo neck. Make a distant between these two pupils to avoid unnecessary fights.

"BUT, SENSEI! THEY KEEP PISSING ME OFF AND I CAN'T STAND IT!" Naruto protest as he kept struggling to get off Kakashi strong grip. If these keep continues, the mission will never be complete. Just thinking about it making the elder got a headache.

"Just calmed down, Naruto. Take a deep breath, breath it out…" Kakashi motioned his hand along his own breath rhythm. As predicted, Naruto follow it. Eyes closed, breathe in and out, rise and down, made him relax, and it work. The two behind him also followed without they realize.

"There, how are you feeling now?"

"Feel better," Naruto stated. Good progress, Kakashi noted. "Though, I still prefer to beat Sasuke up into a pulp." Maybe not.

"Same here." Sasuke said, walking forward. But not before turn around and say something to piss the blonde. "Though, I still prefer to see Naruto blow his head off from his anger." And the fight finally began. Kakashi sighed, they just make it worse.

Fine, they ask for it.

-Several seconds later-

"Well, let's take a break, shall we? And oh! Look what I found, a stall! Aren't we lucky here? Shall we stop by then? Yup! Let's go!" Kakashi said, humming happily like he didn't care about the world as Sakura were gloomy with ghost-spirit cloud background behind the elder.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke-kun. Even I can't lay a finger on him." She said guilty, looking her beloved Sasuke (Ignore Naruto) who had pass out with big bump along with smoke drifted above his head and been held around his waist dangling lifeless under Kakashi left arm. Well, what so you expect? He is ex-Anbu, captain of Team Seven and their Sensei after all.


"Huh! Finally, I'm full!" Naruto burp, patting his stomach after ate several dumplings with teammates. They were sitting around the table dinner with two opposite long chairs near the wall. Naruto and Kakashi sat near the wall while Sasuke and Sakura sat at the open way near the street walk. The box is put under the table so it wouldn't be too obvious for peoples see or the chances for people to steal.

"That's good, now let's leave so we can move on our mission to complete it. The faster we work, the faster we get it done." Kakashi replied.

"Oh yeah? How come you got the time to read your book anyway?" Naruto questioned to the elder next to him. Indeed. Kakashi were sipping his green tea (How he drink with his mask still on I don't know.) while reading his favourite Icha Icha book. His eyes never leave the page. How come he got the time to do both job? Simple answer.

"I do it every time."

"…" The trio stared blankly to the elder. No words said.

"What?"

"Pervert."- Naruto

"Dumbass."-Sasuke

"Weirdo."-Sakura

"…Well, if everything is done then, let's get moving."-Kakashi

"Crazy."- Naruto

"Jerk."-Sasuke

"NO WAY!"-Sakura

Well, that's unexpected.

"What is it, Sakura?" Kakashi asked. Lowered his book, turned his gazed toward Sakura that seems like frightened over something.

"It… It…It's gone." Stuttered, unable to say the words properly.

"I'm sorry, what?"

Turn her sight towards her teammates, who seems clueless about everything she said.

"Gone. Box." They stared her with blanked faces, still don't get what she said. Take a deep breathe… it's now or never.

"The box is gone.'

"…"

Silences had takeover. Try to connect the dot. Gone. Box. Box. Gone. Click!

"THE BOX IS GONE!?" They shouted, eyes bulged out, their jaw drop and almost hit the table.

"I just said that…"

"But, but, but, HOW!? Theirs is no one beside us and the owner lady here can take it without passing by. And if they trying to steal it, we could have saw some suspicious movement!" Naruto panicked ad he grabbed his hair frustrated over the situation. Now things turn mess into worse. How are they gonna find it? Worse, how are they gonna completed their mission!?

"NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA CONTINUE THIS MISSION!? NO! HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUR DAY-OFF!?"

"Is that all you could think about now?" Sakura muttered as sweat drop form at Sakura's head back. Talk about karma…

"Mm… interesting. So, the box is gone. How?" Kakashi questioned to himself as he put rubbed his chin, lost in thought.

"HOW COME YOU BE SO CALM OVER THIS MATTER!?" Naruto and Sakura shouted at the elder in unison. Seriously, this guy is abnormal!

"Hey, look what I found." The members turn their eyes to Sasuke, where he looked at the side of table where Sakura put the box before. They then followed his gazed and check.

The table is wooden rectangular sharp shape with paving stone as hold stand and has small square patterns at the surfaces. Aside from there, it's nothing but a normal table dinner.

"What? There's nothing there to see." Naruto states as he shrugged off.

"No (Shot a glance to Naruto), look closer to the pattern on this stone. There's something different about it, though I'm not sure what it is." Everyone did as he said. They took a closer look, and indeed there is something of about this stone… when whole of stone is supposed to be grey colour and even, half-lower parts are quite dim. As Kakashi touch the pattern, he noted something odd about it.

"You right, this stone look like real though, but…" Before he finish his sentences, something happen.

The stone crake opened in perfect line.

"Eh?"

"Ah! You broke the stone just by touching it without breaking a sweat! What power!" Naruto gasped in surprised dramatically at the "powerful" Kakashi.

"Wha? No this is not-"

"What are you talking about? There's no way the stone could be easily- WOW! YOU REALLY DID BREAK IT! HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Heavy sigh escaped from Kakashi mouth. Why must Sakura be so loud? It's already tiring with Naruto dramatically surprising compliment even though he doesn't need it not that he minded, now added Sakura with her over react and too loud.

"Yeah, how did you do that?" Sasuke asked. Obviously he's mocking with his smirked over the elder.

"Not you too, Sasuke…" It is clear that he's scoffed when his smirk on his face grew wider than before. Could his life more miserable than this?

"No, no, that is not what you all think even though one of you are mocking me or anything I did not break it. You hear me, I did NOT break it. Normally stone will not break that easily, this stone however is not stone but woods."

Seeing them both (exclude Sasuke) confused, Kakashi then instructed them to touch the 'supposed stone' 's surfaces and they did.

"Hey, you right. The patterns felt different when we touch it. It's rougher than the real stone."

"Sharp like always, Sakura."

"Oh, oh! There's a secret passageway in here!" Naruto yelled as he put his head in hole that he had opened just a while under the dinner table. The shaped hole were square clean cut and big enough for a person to crawl in out and use it as an emergency escape. Naruto's yell echoed all the way through the passageway forced the other members closed their ears tightly before their eardrum bleed.

"CUT IT OUT, NARUTO! ARE YOY TRYING TO MAKE US DEAF!?" Sakura pissed off, kicking his butt throwing him into the passageway before him realized about it and screamed can be heard followed by the sound of thud and the shout.

"OW! WHAT THE HELL!?WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?IT HURT, YOU KNOW THAT!"

"I'm sure that your head can handle the impact~"

Naruto muttered something about 'monster' followed by 'gorilla strength' and 'scary girl' such things. After several seconds, he realized that he is somewhere in unknown place. He turned around his head just to see fire lamps attached to the wall glowed along with the narrowed path which looked endless way.

"What is this place?"

Thud sounds can be heard from Naruto's behind as his other members followed suit him. Their conversation also seems odd… if you know what I mean…

"Hm… who would have known that this stall has secret passageway under it. Interesting…"

"Sometimes you really creeping us out, sensei… Especially with your devilish giggle like that…"

"Oh, am I? I was just being myself~ He. He, he, he…"

'Yeah right…' He just deny about the fact, that's all… well, that is what everyone thought about their sensei. He can be unpredictable whenever he wanted to, not even his pupils can react fast enough.

"Enough with this crap. Where are we anyway?" Kakashi snapped out as Sasuke's voice reaching his ear breaking from his Dark-Wonder-Land-World thought which seems no good thing about it.

"Huh? Oh. Well, as you can see here, we are standing on a narrowed path blocked with wall from our both sides and the yellowish light are light lamps that attached on the wall at our left along the way in front of us which is seems endless." Kakashi said finishing his description from his observation as he turned his eyes to his pupils just to meet their stared blankly to him which he stared them back.

"…"

"What?"

"I was wondering what kind of brain that you have in your head." Naruto state bluntly. Not caring about the elder's word.

"Devil's brain. What do you expect? Of course I have human's brain."

"Then why are you describing this place?" Sakura asked right after he said.

"Thought you asking."

"I mean where not what. Hear me? Where. Are. We?" Sasuke said slowly on the last part.

"…"

"Like dobe."

"WHAT WAS THAT, PORCUPINE HEAD!?"

And the fight between them was about to happen if it wasn't before Sakura whack Naruto's head, leaving a big bump on it.

"…"

"I'm not sure myself. I'm not this place owner so let's just check this place, shall we?" Leading the way forward with his usual calm bright face, leaving them behind dumbfound unanswered. They still stared his back before sighed frustration and followed the elder. They just want to end this mission as soon as possible, meaning as quick as they did, to complete so they can back to their heaven.

To be continued…


And that is the chapter I had done so far. I did say that this is where the climax began right? Well, it is but that is the head of the climax. Sorry if this story is not as good as you think, but I will make it better as possible for the next chapter. So, thank you for reading my story.