Halo… long time no see… I 'm tired so I just skip all the detail about thinking, list down idea, and typing my other's fiction. Make it short, here's the chapter. Before that, Naruto is not mine but Kishimoto Masashi did. So, enjoy…. zzz


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"We wouldn't know when or where he will stop, he must be heading back to his hideout. We'll be questioning after we catch him. Therefore we need to be patience and keep up with him."

"Fine…" Naruto sighed. He understood the situation they were in, but still he just too lazy to move on now. "When I got them in my hand, they'll pay for putting me into this misery and dragging me into this stupid mess!" muttering under his breath, clenching his fist until his knuckle turn into white, angry to nobody but thief.

'Count me in…' The members' nodded silently in agreement with Naruto's declare. No one will get away from their punishment for putting their misery to worse.

"But then again, dobe, you really are worthless."

"I' kill you later after this mission is done, porcupine head. Mark my word."

"We here." Kakahi stop skipping, the members followed suit.

The thief they were chasing run into the cave right in front of them. They all stop their chakra to avoid the enemy sense their hideout.

"So, this is their base. All of you be careful, we won't know what kind of enemy we'll be facing off, so don't fight unless it's necessary. Got it?" Order were been given to the members.

"Got it."

And so, the enemy base were been intrude.


CHAPTER 5: SERIOUSLY?

The Team Seven are now heading the enemy base, or more specifically are now in the enemy base. The inside were so dim and only the lamp of fire attached at ceiling shone the narrowed path. Seriously, this again? Couldn't they think of any other way to make it more creative or fascinate?

As they sneak in and walk along the path, a light appear before them and it became larger and larger. Once they approach the exit, they stop and attach themselves at the wall at their side avoid been detected by the enemies. Truth to be told, some guard wearing purple shirt sheltered by armour on their body match up with black baggy pants knee length and pair up with brown sandals. On their hands were holding a long sharp spear but ordinary one, thanks for the dim shadowed on the path they were in the guards passing through them without been noticed. The captain of the team peek inside of the base, there's nothing but another narrowed path from right that guard just walk on to left which lead to another unknown place. Giving the signal by rising his two finger motion his pupil to follow him, they moving on again in silent. After what seems like taking forever they finally arrive to another place where the enemies gathering around. A large circle table at the centre of the room with large feast set on it, food, booze, everything you like is granted. It's a room where all the thieves celebrating their victory (yeah right.) and it seems they put the box under the table.

The team sneak out the room outside near the side of the door with Kakashi and Naruto on the right while Sasuke and Sakura on the left (though Sakura blooming as you can see the flowers sparkle around her.) before glance around the thieves.

"It seems that the thieves we seen earlier were a part of these thug." Sasuke said as he peeking the thieves celebrating and anything they do.

Kakashi glances each of the thief appearance, the way they act, and their sign. "There's no doubt about it, these thieves were apart of Bat Idol thief."

And he got the respond with the looked of 'You-Kidding-Me' from the teens as they glance lazily at him before he sighed.

"I know, I know they got ridiculous name for their group and I have no idea what's in their mind cause I'm not a mind reader so you can stop bombing any question to me if you intent to."

And he's right when they all shut their mouth even though they all really want to ask the elder about the name. (Didn't know they were so interest about this preposterous group.) But, decide to let themselves get a hint.

"Look at their appearance and their sign, you understand it when you see for yourself." The elder thumb out pointed at the thieves as the teens follow the gesture and glances over the crowd.

Eyebrows wriggle together as they took their note; all of them wearing full long sleeves purple loose clothes cover their bodies with black slash tied on their waist, on their feet were pair of black slipper. But the only thing they were staring at with horror looked were the faces of thieves, are they wearing a make-up? Consider with their eyelid coloured in dark purple and lipstick on their lips made them looked… Urgh… what are they, a sissy? No, Okama is better word to call them if you seeing all of them were males. Back to the topic, the sign designed with bat spreading it wings that coloured in dark purple on the banner that tied up each of the pillar at the side. Guess that make sense, with the sign were bat and in colour of purple they too wearing the same colour and hide in the cave from the outside world. Just like the bat hiding in the cave in the day light waiting until night to make their moves. Just one thing that disturbing their mind though, the bat didn't even act like sissy.

"So," Snapping out from their thought as the elder speaking but in a low voice. "We need to plan out how to get the box back without causing any chaos."

"Huh?" Looking the three of them confusing as a big imaginary question mark pop out above them.

"Why? Why not just rush in and beat them like we usually do?" Well Sakura did have a point there, they can beat them all cause' the amount of the enemies were small and besides they looked weak though. The same goes for Naruto and Sasuke. But Kakashi said otherwise.

"Don't judge the book by it's cover cause' look can be deceiving. They may look like that (Sissy I rather called them) but they actually famous in their stealing activities especially something valuable and they have sharp eyes on specific object that not even normal peoples can achieve that level. Other than that, they really a good fighter if you asking me considering their abilities in using weapon, though I'm not sure what kind of weapon they were using. And of course, we don't want our enemies know that the box were gone while they were having their parties or else we're doom." Even though they understand the situation were a little bit risky but they still not like the fact that they have to sneak up while waiting, (They just want to finish the job real quick and go home so they can take a day –off, that's why!) and still confused about 'they doom'.

"Fine then what do you suggest we're do next?" Naruto asked in annoyed the fact he had to restrain himself from fighting all of the thugs to taste his wrath for causing so much trouble.

"Okay, here's how we gonna do…"


-Few minutes later-

"Do you understand our plan? We have to take the box back after they all drunk and down." Kakashi states as he looking at his pupils.

After the team planning their strategy, they decide that they will wait until the thieves pass out from their hangover and snatch the box back quietly without awakening any of them then get away with it. That mean, one of them need to do play the role.

"Before that, I have a question here." The team looked at the serious Naruto. "I'm okay with the role, but why am I wearing this clothes?"

Apparently, the team voted that Naruto will play the role but the problem is he were forced to wear the clothes like the thieves as a disguise to avoid any suspicious on him if he were seen and asked his identification. The others, well… let's just say that Kakashi is not suit to be in that outfit (personal reason), Sakura is a girl, and Sasuke would beat them before he even manage to snatch the box (or rather Sakura beat them before one of them wake up and call him). So, that's up for Naruto.

"Hai… Didn't you listen at all, dobe? A disguise, get it? A disguise."

"I Know That, Jerk!" The volume rise a little, forgetting his surrounding before realized.

"Shhhh!..." A finger put on their mouth signalling to be 'silent!' or 'keep your voice down!' by the trio.

"I mean, I know that! But, wearing their clothes? Why not just transform as one of them and do the job, it's easy that way."

"Well, it is but like I said before they have sharp eyes, so they easily know in one glance that you are fake. And you don't want to have misfortune if you made a slightly mistake when you carry that box."

"Okay, that, I can accept but why do I have to wear this? I look like a clown! An ugly one!" Yup, of all things why do they even put some make-up on his face!?

"Just to be same as them so you won't be easy to recognize in a few sec while they were having a major hangover and their eyesight will be a bit blur…"

Oh, that's okay.

"But hey, that outfit and that make-up really suit you though, adding that dark purple lipstick on your lips I'm sure they would not recognize that easily."

That porcupine head bastard…

"Hah? What are you - You know what, just forget what I ask, let's just carry this on and done with it." staring bored at his rival before walking in the room.

"Don't ruin the plan~"

"Shut up!"

Naruto, disguise as one of the enemies sneak in the room full of thieves that are now had pass down from their hangover. The other members were hiding behind the doors waiting for Naruto to get the box and leave the place in asap. Few more feet, the box getting larger and larger, try to avoid from step on the thieves body's part and making no sound (Damn, it's hard to do this just like an amateur ninja!).

"Geez, I can't believe they let their guard down…" he whispering to himself, still to reach the table. When he did, he slowly beckoned down under the table and snatched the box. 'Finally!' Joy happily in his mind. He finally got the box, finish the job and then, the day-off will soon be his! The other members too happily in joy that you can see the stars sparkle in their eyes (Though Sakura did it, other just nodded and thumb-up sign as 'good job!'.), he stood up and was about to turn around and leave only got himself block by something big, or someone… horror shown on his face, the others also got the same expression. Awaken okama just block his escape path!

'Shit! Now what am I gonna do!?'

Panic rising as he looking with wide eyes at the okama that bow down with eyes shadowed, his shoulder slump down and both hands just dangling, making himself like a zombie. Before Naruto managed to think of something, suddenly his shoulder slung lazily by an arm and…-

"Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra,

Drink till drunk!

Hey!"

Singing?

Now, this is really troublesome for him. This guy is drunker head, not only his singing is out of tune, plus he even dragging him in dancing wobble like a puppet! Looking over his shoulder, the members' seems panicked too through the way they move. They maybe discussing on how to get this Okama off from him. Okama? Now he realized, a sudden hit like lightning bolt struck him on his head with horror expression made on his face. One thought cross his mind.

'An Okama Just Touch Me!'

"Huh? Who er you?" Naruto cringe when That sissy slowly turn his head to Naruto with mid-eyelid.

'Crap!' how can I forget to make a story as a cover? Screw them all. "I uh, still new here, and uh just recruit yesterday." Sweat formed on his forehead.

"Oh ish that shou… he he he.." Lucky, this guy is really drunk he didn't even know who he's talking to. Another thing.

'Damn! He's stink!'

Yup, he is. Naruto look over his shoulder desperately at his team. 'Do something guy!' But the team didn't see it while three of them quarrelling silently.

"Oi… Wha do you wanne do with tha vox?" Snap out from his 'S.O.S call' at his team as the blonde's head shot up staring at enemy with wide eyes.

'Double crap!' cursing in his mind, racing to think of any excuses to avoided any detection of suspicious from him.

"Eh… this? Well… I uh been ask to… keep this box to safety place. Yeah!"

"Oh… ohgay… no froblem, man… hahaha!"

'Thank goodness…' Fuh! He almost got himself caught!

"Ye know, you kindna cute though, make me wanna kissh youuuuuu~" or not.

'YEEEEEK! HE'S IN TROUBLE!' eyes bulged out from the trio with comically face, now how are they gonna escape from them!?

"AAAAAHHHH! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU OKAMA!" a hard kick to the man's chin, until the man flying and hit his face on the wall as he slid down with thud sound. Good kick I must say myself.

"IDIOT!" why the heck did he do that!? The yell from the duo, mainly Sasuke and Sakura, are so loud enough to stir one of the drunken okamas.

"What the…? What the hell happen here?" As he woke up to look around, his eyes fell to the frozen Naruto who stare him back with wide eyes and mouth hang open and the box on his hands before his anger show on his face. "What do you think you doing with that box!?"

"Triple crap!" the Team Seven quickly dash out from the hideout, no use to stay there or they want to get caught. "RUN!"

The okama quickly jump up and shout to his group for emergencies. "Oi, wake up! Someone has stolen that box back!"

"WHAT!?" All the drunken jump up as they fully awake from the announcement of one of their comrade. How did they even do that, don't ask me.

"Catch them!"

"Oh, they're done for messing with Bat Idol!"


-On the run-

"Naruto you idiot! Why did you hit them!? If you didn't cause that problem, we'll be already leave safe and sound!" Sakura yell at Naruto smacking his head for doing a reckless thing.

Right now they were skipping the tree and away from the enemy as fast as they can, not that they want to but Kakashi insisted that they cannot fight those Okama while they still have that box with them, if they still want to be in good shape.

"Hey! That sissy tried to kiss me! Of course I have to hit him for defensive!" clutching his head easing his pain while the other hands hold the box tightly.

"Well, why not? I think that's good anyway." Not now…

"How about you in my shoe, and let yourself been kiss by an Okama!?"

"No way! My first kiss only for Sasuke Kun~" She can have it if she want.

As for Sasuke, he try to avoided the flying kiss love from Sakura that aimed at him. "Ugh… No thanks…"

"And apart from that, it's the yell from you two who had waken one of them, not only my fault!" Snap them two cause they the one who's to be blame, not him!

"And Naruto, I think you can remove that now." The elder point out as Naruto look down at his disguise.

"Is it? Goodness!" then he ripped of his disguise at already had his real clothes at himself, he's not that pervert to show his body to someone else without his permission, not his team. "Finally, I'm sick of this clothes already!" though he's not sure why his teammate have a funny face and stare him like he's an alien. "What?"

"Why... not look at… the mirror then." Kakhashi lift a small mirror and show the reflection of Naruto to him with trembling hand.

"Huh? What do you-" eyes bulged out as he looked at his reflection showing his ruined make-up with lipstick mess up on his cheek. Oh, that's why. "AH! I LOOK LIKE SISSY!"

"Bahahaha! It's suit you alright! Bahahaha!" all of them laugh so hard clutching their stomach gasping for air like they were about to explode and that made Naruto's face turn in red.

"OH SCREW YOU ALL! AFTER THIS MISSION IS COMPLETE, I DEFINETELY TAKE MY DAY-OFF!"

"I found them!" the team swipe their head behind them, an okama thief already found them because of the yell from Naruto.

"Don't you dare run away, you thieves!"

"You're the thieves here!" the trio bark at the enemies, save for those saying them the thieves!

"Shut your mouth, you imbecile!" a big bulky body of a man with make-up filled on his face (Naruto: Are you sure that's a man you referring? Me: Yeah, Why? Naruto: Nothing.), a leader maybe. "Return that box to us!" running faster the others Okama toward the team while introducing themselves. "We, Bat Idol will never let peoples like you to steal that box from us!"

"Like I care about that shit!" Naruto yelled, who the hell want to know those Okama anyway!?

"Damn! They found us!" Sakura exclaimed, desperately to get away from those Okama."What are we gonna do, sensei!?"

"Well, we fight them of course!" Naruto yelled again, he really want to hit them all for torture till the end!

"Wa-"

Kakashi's warning were cut off when Sasuke performed his attack to his enemies. "Fire style: Fire Ball Jutsu!" and almost hit Naruto in the face but managed to avoided it in a sec, unfortunately the attack hit severe thieves and down though the others still come for them

"Wah! Hey Sasuke! Are you trying to get myself killed!?" Is this guy for serious!?

"You safe now." Sasuke left doesn't even care about him. Argh!…

"That's not the point! You je- wah!" His argue were cut off when he trip of one of the branches and the box slip off from his hands and fell down to the ground. "Oh, crap!"

To Be Continued…


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