Lededa um well this is the dirtier version of what can come to my brain lol so this is rated MATURE.

Okay, so basically this came to mind when I was thinking about what would happen if Penny took charge. Originally I was going to use this for the ending to Best Friend Conspiracy but I have a new ending... Also, I'm going to steal one of the amazingly talented author, Risknight, ideas. If you wanna suggest a story either PM me or review and add what you'd like to see. Also, if you wanna challenge me maybe add a few words I'd have to use.

And like I said last time these are all one shots, that means it is one page, and possibly a second part. Alrighty, well enjoy!

*****RATING IS MATURE REMEMBER*****


Sheldon and Penny were sitting across from each other. Both of them had a loss of words after Amy and Leonard admitted to cheating. Sheldon was hurt, and didn't know what to do. Penny was almost thankful, though. Sure she was mad at both of them, but she didn't want the relationship anymore. She had a different man in mind.

"How are you?" Penny asked.

She leaned her head against his shoulder and he didn't move a muscle. He actually seemed to relax.

"I would be lying if I said I was not hurt by their betrayal, but I wasn't in love with Amy." Sheldon shared.

"Are you thankful it happened?" Penny asked.

Sheldon thought.

"In a way, yes." Sheldon revealed.

"You don't know this, but I wanted to breakup with Leonard before this ever happened." Penny shared.

"Why didn't you?" Sheldon asked.

He was interested in why Penny didn't. He didn't because he was cowardly.

"I think because even if I broke up with Leonard, I would be lonely and by myself, because I have to just face it, the guy I've like for the past seven years will never like me back." Penny explained.

Sheldon thought. Almost seven years? She had moved in nearly seven years ago.

"What a coincidence. You moved to Pasadena seven years ago." Sheldon stated.

"Yeah, such a coincidence." Penny repeated.

She sighed. He wouldn't ever figure it out. Eventually, she would take Leonard or some other guy back to be in a relationship. She can't live a life alone.

"Penny." Sheldon spoke.

His voice was filled with nerves. It pulled her out of her thoughts immediately.

"You just said that seven years ago you met the guy you were really interested in. Can I ask when you met that guy? Sheldon quietly asked.

Penny thought. Okay, he is either much better with humans now, or is just making conversation. She hoped for the first, and so she was honest. If anything she could play it off as Kurt.

"I met him my first day in Pasadena." Penny revealed.

Sheldon went back to that day. Did she leave? Did she see anyone else that day but Leonard and himself, and possibly Kurt? He didn't remember her partying that night.

"I don't remember you leaving the apartment complex that day. Perhaps you met someone in the building?" Sheldon recalled.

"It was someone in the building." Penny stated.

"Does he live here still?" Sheldon asked.

"He sure does, I see him almost every day." Penny answered.

Okay, Sheldon thought, seven years ago, she met someone in the building that still lives here that she loves. Sheldon was there that first day, he still lives here and he loves her. Could it be?

"Sheldon, can I ask something." Penny asked without thinking.

He once said while they were both single about taking the theoretical bull by the horns. Then she would find a relationship worth the trouble. Penny then asked what he meant. She now knows, and is taking the theoretical bull by the horns.

Who would have thought Sheldon hinted that he likes her so nonchalant and would be willing to have sex with her? Doctor germs will kill me, sex is uninteresting.

"Sure." He answered.

"What do you think of me?" Penny asked.

She moved closer to him. His pulse increased.

"Do you like it when I get in your face?" She questioned.

She was inches from his face.

"Do you like it when I touch you?" She questioned yet again.

Her hand was on his bicep.

"Do you like it when I do this?"

Penny moved her lips to his.

"Do you like it when I do this?"

She moved her hands to his chest, and kissed him again. She was basically pushing all of the "turn on" buttons Sheldon had. It made him crazy.

"Do you feel this? Does it excite you when I do this?"

Penny moved her hands down above his belt. His eyes were wide, but they weren't scared, they were playful.

"Do like it when I do this?"

She moved her lips to his mouth, and then his cheek, jaw, then behind his ear, and then his mouth again, and then his neck, finally. She stopped at his neck and gave him a hickey.

Her hands moved slowly right above where his pants begin. It was all so overwhelming. Not in a bad way though. He loved it.

Every single moment.

Penny sat closer to him. She played with his shirt. His mind was too blank to even realize what she was going for.

"Sheldon, do you like it? Do you like when I touch you here?"

She moved her hands up his sides, also taking his shirt off. She rested them on his face. She gave him a slight kiss on the mouth, but quickly continued.

"Do you like when I kiss you?"

She kissed him again, gently pulling on his button lip.

"Do you like when I kiss and touch you?"

He only then realized her hands had moved. She moved them back to his chest, kissed him, and then moved her hands down his stomach. They rested again above his jeans.

"Do you like that?"

She moved her hand slowly down. It now rested on his pants, but directly over his crotch. He let out an involuntary groan. Everything felt so good.

"You like that huh?"

Her hand left where it was. She moved it back to above his jeans.

"What if I did this."

Penny lifted her shirt over her head. Showing off a pink laced bra. Sheldon was

in awe. She moved his hand from his side to her breast.

"Do you like this, Sheldon?"

Every time she said his name, it made him even hornier then what he was.

Penny unhooked her bra, and her breasts went free. His eyes were glued. His hand, now squeezing softly.

He didn't realize that every time she asked him a question she was forcing him against the couch on an angle. She was sitting in his lap. Her hips ever so slowly swayed on his erection, which caused him to groan, again.

"Do you like this, Sheldon?"

She looked in his eyes. They were darker than ever. There was almost a look of mystery in them now.

"Sheldon, you have to tell me."

"Penny." Sheldon spoke finally.

"Penny. Please." He begged.

He gulped.

"Don't stop." He moaned.

Her fingers undid his belt, and zipper and managed to get them down to his ankles, quicker than he could name the first five elements on the periodic table.

She kissed him. It was long, and passionate. Her hands, though, were moving under his underpants and he never thought about germs. He was grateful for this, and maybe even excited. He didn't know what he felt, but it felt amazing.


Penny got dressed again as Sheldon showered. She wasn't positive, but she's pretty sure she broke him. In the best possible way though. And even if no one believes them that their relationship is real, they'll know, and what else could they ask for?