Rule 3: You are not to challenge any Eldar Representative to "a standard Lego firewalk Challenge," because it ruins any chance of an alliance.

"Now Farseer, before we finalize this alliance, there is a customary challenge we must do."

"Oh? And what is that?" The farseer replied, not noticing the growing smirk on the Guardsman's face.

"Why, it is called the four-meter long Lego Firewalk. We actually have one set up right over here." He said as he gestured to a large rectangular container of various plastic Legos.

"Eh, Yes. What do I need to do Colonel?" The Guardsman's smirk threatened to fall off of his face. Whether or not the Farseer, noticed, she did not show any sign.

"Here, let me get a demonstration to show what you must do." He quickly looked around until he found someone. "You Private Joe-enes!"

"For the last time, its pronou- Sir!"

"I need you to demonstrate the Lego Firewalk to the Farseer." The Private suddenly lost all color of his face and began sweating heavily, remembering his boot camp days.

"Sir, I-I need to-"

"Come Private, demonstrate." With that, the Colonel turned back to the Farseer. "Firstly, you must remove any footwear while commencing the Firewalk." The private slowly removed his boots and socks. "Then, you must stomp as you go through." Joe-enes proceeded to stomp through the firewalk, each stomp forcing him to shed more tears than the last. "And finally, your feet must not exceed six inches from the previous." Once the Colonel had finished, the Private had made it to the other side; and was held, getting told that he earned all the ice cream that he wants for the next ten years.

"Now, its your turn Farseer." Said the Colonel while smirking.

"I... see... shall we start now then?" Asked the Farseer, wearing the same smirk.

"I'm sorry what?" He asked, his smirk falling off his face when he spotted her smirk.

"You said 'we', so we shall do this at the same time."

"Well, I, there's hardly enough room..."

"Nonsense, it is as wide as you are tall." The Colonel took a deep breath and thought about how it will be worth it.

"Alright Farseer, you're on."

Moments later, both were stomping even harder than the last, while both trying, and failing, to hold in their screams. Tears were freely flowing from both of their faces, both pretending that it was sweat. Once finished, they both fell forward, barely able to maintain balance. "So, how was that Farseer?"

"Such an easy task for once such as I."

"Then, would you like to do it again?"

"NO. I-I mean, no, I'm fine without. Would you?"

"N-not at all. After all, we only need to do it once." The onlookers were not sure weather to feel pity, or amusement. So they did both. None of them, were going to let this die.

"And that's how I met your mother."

Authors note: The next chapter will be delayed for a while due to difficulties and life getting in the way. We will try to simplify the difficulties and burn down Life's house.

Other than that, you guys are awesome, and keep doing what you do.