Here's chapter two. Enjoy
Chapter 2
Rule #11: We are not Jedi and Death Eaters are not Sith
(I'm starting to regret showing you those muggle movies)
Rule #12: You are never to handcuff me to Voldemort
(What were you thinking)
(Dumbledore)
Rule #13: Do NOT bring up the Chamber of Secrets
(Not only will Ginny have a panic attack)
(But I will cringe in pain)
(Plus I don't need Sirius and Remus to become over protective)
(They already are as is)
Rule #14: You can not throw paint bombs at Death Eaters
(Are you Serious!)
( I swear Voldemort, Dumbledore and I were confused)
(That was the one time we talked civilly)
(Don't do it again!)
(PLEASE!)
Rule #15: The Twins are not to watch cartoons
(Do you want them to get ideas?)
(They're bad as is)
Rule #16: Saying opposites attract when Voldemort and I fight isn't funny
(Twins!)
(Not only was I mentally scared but Voldemort was appalled)
Rule #17: We don't mention the rogue bludger incident. Ever
(Give Sirius and Remus heart attacks why don't you)
Rule #18: I will not fight evil in a mini skirt
(That is make believe)
(Plus Sirius would burn it maliciously)
Rule #19: We never speak of the Dursleys
(Period)
Rule #20: Don't mention Aragog
(Ever!)
Once they read them even Snape was laughing. "Ah fun times." Fred and George said together. Ron had shuddered at Aragog while Ginny had paled at the Chamber. "She's right about the mini skirt." Sirius said grinning evilly. He and Remus then turned to Dumbledore. "Why you thought handcuffing Rose to Voldemort was a good idea, I'll never know." Remus said as Sirius nodded.
Dumbledore simply chuckled as they continued.
Done. If there is any rule you want me to make a one shot of let me know. I will add it outside of the rules. Send rules you can think of too. I'd love to read them. Review and NO flames.
