And here is the next set of rules. Enjoy.
Chapter 4
Rule #21: Don't scream "The british are coming!"
(Really?)
(We're British)
(Rather redundant)
Rule #22: I will not wear a dress
(I think I broke a few Death Eaters)
(The look of Voldemort's face was worth it)
(But still)
(I won't wear one again)
Rule #23: Torturing Umbridge is not allowed
(I understand wanting to get her back)
(But for me with the blood quill)
(I appreciated it but don't do it again)
Rule #24: Calling Ginny and/or Hermione damsels in distress is hazardous for your life
(They're both very clever)
(They will either hex you or try to kill you)
(You've been warned)
Rule #25: Don't remind Tonks or Sirius they're related to Bellatrix and Narcissa
(Tonks will ignore you)
(Sirius however)
(He'll twitch violently or try to hex you)
Rule #26: There will be no reenacting scenes from movies
(Really?)
(Of all the movies it had to be the three musketeers)
(A movie with sword fights!)
Rule #27: Hermione, Ron and I can not help with battle plans
(Last time ended as a failure)
(And me kidnapped)
(Let's not have that happen again)
Rule #28: You are not to try to get any of the pets to talk
(Stay away from Hedwig, Crookshanks and Pig)
(Hedwig was not happy for a while)
(Neither was Crookshanks and Pig)
(They would speak if they wanted to)
Rule #29: Two words: Haunted House
Rule #30: We never speak of the flying car incident
(I still feel sore)
(Though it was a good thing Ron's wand snapped)
(It was really helpful that year)
Fred and George bowed with the top rule. Hermione and Ron were both laughing about a certain rule. "Oh that was a funny moment." Ron gasped. "Agreed. You-know-who looked so funny." Hermione giggled. Molly shook her head. "Why we agreed to go to that haunted house I will never know." she sighed. Sirius looked at the others. "Yeah reenacting that movie was not smart." he stated.
Snape looked at Ron and Hermione. "How is it you three can plan things on your own but with others it ends badly." he asked and they just shrugged. Ginny chuckled. "She isn't wrong there. Ok next sheet." she said picking up the next piece of paper.
