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Chapter 5

Rule #31: Sirius is to stop riding a bike through headquarters wearing nothing but hot pink underwear

(I'm still having nightmares!)

Rule #32: No that's what she said jokes, period

(Are you kidding me!)

(I hear one more and I will hex you to sing nothing but Justin Bieber)

(And I'm not bluffing)

Rule #33: When it's that time of month for females (and Remus) do not touch the chocolate supplies

(You have a death wish)

(I mean that is the most deadly thing to do)

Rule #34: Don't touch my cloak

(And you know which one I am talking about)

Rule #35: The twins are never to become animagus

(That would be mass mayhem)

(Not even I have thought of that)

(And it's in my blood)

Rule #36: No is to attempt to create their own Frankenstein

(Um)

(Professor Snape what gave you that idea?)

Rule #37: No truth or dare

(What gave us that idea?)

(If anyone knows that please say)

Rule #38: My hair is not to be dyed

(To be honest I don't think it can)

(Tonks I think I'm a metamorphmagus)

Rule #39: We can not watch shows or movies with werewolves and wizards

(In a way I'm glad you guts are taking to muggle things)

(But those shows and movies are not to be watched)

(Period)

Rule #40: DO NOT HIDE MY PHOTO ALBUM!

(DON'T EVEN TRY TO!)


Everyone was once again laughing at the rules written. "The chocolate rule is to be followed. I rather not have a repeat of last time." Ron said as every male shuddered while the females grinned or laughed evilly. Sirius was snickering about the first rule of the page. "Sorry bout that but it was worth it." he stated while the others were slightly green.

Molly then looked at Severus. "Severus what were you thinking." she asked. "How was I to know it would work." he stated. "They twins were no help. They screamed 'It's alive!' when it woke." Minerva stated causing the twin terrors of Gryffindor bowed. "Let's move on before we start having a discussion about a certain rule." Remus said picking up the next piece of paper.