Here's the next chapter. Thank you Littlest1, Sakura Lisel and Dobby himself for the rules. They are really helpful. Enjoy
Chapter 6
Rule #41: Don't call me Buffy
(I will not even bother)
Rule #42: No one is allowed to give the Weasley twins coffee
(Why?)
(Just thinking that might be a good idea ought to lead to a life sentence in Azkaban)
(And I don't even want to think about what they would do)
Rule #43: Stop tormenting Kreature with that locket of his, and making him act like Golum from Lord of the Rings.
(TWINS!)
(What was I THINKING when I let you guys have a marathon watching the ENTIRE series INCLUDING the Hobbit movies?!)
(I'll admit it was funny the first time)
(But having him wailing about his locket missing)
(Take pity on the poor guy seeing how upset he gets every time)
(I'm surprised he hasn't hexed you yet)
(Plus he asked me to put this one in)
Rule #44: We will not do the conga in battle
(Ok who's idea was it to let Fred and George come up with the battle plan?)
Rule #45: Don't even try to turn me into a cat
(First do you want Sirius and Remus to kill you)
(Second no I will not use it to spy on the Death Eaters)
(So don't even try)
Rule #46: NO horror movies
(Really?)
(Several of us kids were terrified)
(Plus I had the worst nightmares)
(They merged with the ones I already get)
Rule #47: Please don't speak in old English
(I get it was a curse)
(But I could barely understand a word anyone said)
Rule #48: Don't use people's phobias against them
(I really don't want a panic attack)
(And Ron passed out when he saw his)
(DON"T do it again)
Rule #49: Hedwig is not to be used as a test subject
(Twins if you touch my owl again)
(You two will get it)
Rule #50: Absolutely no late nights
(Last time was bad enough)
(But I don't want to have a repeat)
Done. I didn't add the bottom section where they all have comments. Review and no flames
