AN: Here with another chapter this story, got most of this done in 1 day, have to admit that's pretty good for me, though most of the work is done for me with these videos. Though it was not as easy as I thought it would be. Anywho, enjoy this new chapter, I do not own RWBY as it belongs to Rooster Teeth, and all the clips described in this fic belong to FoggyMemoryJ, with all audio he used belonging to their respective owners.

The scene opens with a red screen with black writing that reads "Foggy Memories Productions", while an epic orchestral theme plays in the background.

"So is this Foggy Memory guy the person who created these videos or the guy who "created" us" asked Weiss as the video paused so she could speak.

"He made the videos. The guy who made the actual series was an amazing guy called Monty Oum, who worked for a group called Rooster Teeth. He did a lot of the work on the series and is part of the reason the series is where it's at now." replied Will.

"He sounds like a good person." said Yang.

"Yeah, he was." Will sighed softly.

"Wait, was?" Came Ruby. "You mean he's…?"

"Yeah, he died a little ways back. It was a tragedy that a lot of people felt and are still feeling today. Even those who didn't know him that well like myself still grieved if only a little." Everyone was silent for a few minutes in respect for someone who despite them not knowing, they felt he deserved their it. "Enough of the sad crap, let's get back to the funny stuff." exclaimed Will breaking the silent gloom as the video continues.

The screen changed to show a picture Team RWBY each striking a pose behind a colour that matched them, Ruby in front of red, Weiss had white, Blake's was black, and Yang's background was yellow. A fast paced retro video game style song was playing.

Yang whistled "Whew, that is some cool artwork! Do we all have cool pics like that?" The rest of the group had to agree that the artwork was very well done, although Weiss was a little put out that Ruby's breasts were noticeably larger than hers in it.

'Why couldn't puberty have been as good for me?' she lamented in her mind.

Blue words that say "I'm back with a new crack" appear briefly on the screen before being covered by a spiked red shape with the words "RWBY crack" written inside in the same blue writing.

"So since it's specifically RWBY crack, does that mean that our show is called RWBY, or that the video is going to be about us and not them?" asked Blake, gesturing to the other team.

"First one yes, second one no. None of you are spared! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Will answered, thunder and lightning striking in the background at his evil laugh. The group gave him a collective flat look, that quickly had him mumbling apologies.

"It also said it was a new crack, does that mean he's done others before?" inquired Ren.

"Yep!"

A few seconds past. "Care to tell us what they are?"

"Nope!" And cue facepalm.

The screen is then covered in blue with the words "Hope you enjoy" seemingly cut out of it. It then fades away to show the original screen, only for it to be replaced with a slightly different piece of artwork, with the gang in different poses but retaining the key ideas. A loud bang is heard as the screen changes.

The screen turns black, but a hole in the screen seems to widen and shut, as if imitating a blinking eye. The 'hole' widens completely to show a very close up shot of Nora.

"Ahh too much Nora!" Yells Ruby, slightly startled at the sudden closeness of the camera to the ginger bomber.

"Ah I remember this, it's our first day at Beacon isn't?" came from Ren. Getting a nod and a "mhmm" from Nora, he sighed "Ah the good old days."

"Wake up lazy bud!" Said Nora.

The view shifts as we see Ren rise from his sleep with a sigh, clearly not ready to be dealing with his hyperactive friend this early.

Nora jumps around the screen, popping up at different angles and stroking poses as she cheerily sings "It's morning, it's morning, it's morning, it's morning~". The sheer happiness of it has Ren sign in exasperation, as if it is routine for him, but he still does not enjoy it.

The scene shifts into the bathroom as Ren is brushing his teeth while Nora continues to talk. "I can't believe we've already been at Beacon for a full 24 hours! Not that I thought we'd get kicked out or anything, I mean you're the perfect student and I'm, well I'm-" Nora's ramblings are cut short however as a loud gong noise rings out and red words appear at the bottom of the screen saying "What Ren hears".

This grabs the attention of the group, as it is likely the first bit of proper comedy of the video, but none of them could have predicted what came next.

The voice that comes next is not Nora's and is instead a gruff male voice that says in a rapid pace "Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke."

The group's mouths drop in collective shock as silence fills the room. However it is soon broken by the sounds of Will and Nora giggling at the sheer ridiculousness off it. The rest of the group soon joins in, Yang and Jaune giving out loud guffaws, with Blake, Weiss and Ren just smirking.

"I'll be honest, despite knowing her for as long as I have, sometimes she just talks so fast, it's hard to tell what you're saying Nora. Not that I mind that much." Ren hurriedly explained at the look Nora was giving him, which sent the group into more chuckles.

"Ok, I'm already loving this!" Chuckled Yang,

The bang sounds again as the screen changes to Ozpin standing on a stage in front of a microphone.

"Hello and welcome to standing up school!"

Cut to Ren falling over exhausted after the death stalker battle. Then back to Ozpin.

"And you fail!"

The group is all giggling now save for Ren who is looking away in mild embarrassment.

"Oh don't worry Ren, I'm sure we all have trouble standing up sometimes. Just look at Ruby at that dance when she wore heels!" Teased Yang, as everyone started laughing at a now very red faced Ruby.

The next scene is in a courtyard at Beacon as the camera pans down on Ruby and Jaune who are talking to each other. The sounds of people talking and moving around can be heard in the background.

"So the genie says I have 2 choices-"

"Why does this sound like the start of either a really bad joke or a really bad pickup line?" Asked Weiss. All she got was a smirk from Will.

"Just watch."

"- I can either have a perfect memory or a really big penis."

Weiss face palms as Jaune and Ruby are now blushing hard at the implications of the scene as it's going. "Bad pickup line it is." she sighed.

"So which did you choose?" Said Ruby.

"You know I can't remember." The tone of which Jaune says it makes it sound as if he is bragging.

The ones who got the joke were either laughing their asses off (Yang and Nora), blushing so hard it seemed like their faces would explode (Jaune and Pyrrha), smirking just a little (Ren and Blake), or being forced to explain it to the only person who didn't get it (Weiss).

The next scene shows Ozpin once again on a stage as he gives his speech, though this time the voice and words are unchanged.

"You assume knowledge will free you of this. But your time at this school will prove that knowledge can only carry you so far. It is up to you to take the first step."

The group, sits in silence for a few moments remembering their former headmaster, wondering where he is, what he's doing, or even whether or not he's still alive.

"I'm in the dark about this just as much as you guys." Said Will "I may not have known him well, but he seemed like a good guy. I really do hope he's okay." The tearful remembrance is broken by the continuation of the scene.

The voice that Ozpin speaks in next is quite different, sounding old and a little crazy. "Now if you'll excuse me I have to go draw illuminati symbols on my ex wife's house. She doesn't think I know she's involved. But I know." he said slowly and just a tad menacingly "The world must know!" he finished in an over dramatic fashion.

Everyone was back in hysterics as they imagined Ozpin of all people being a conspiracy theorist.

"I don't know what the heck 'illuminati' is but sounds like something a conspiracy nut job would come up with." Wheezed Yang as she clutched her sides, gasping for air.

"Shhh, don't say those things, they're everywhere!" Whispered a mock frightened Will, who was now sporting a tin foil hat, and a shirt that read 'It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you". That was enough to send the group into another round of giggles.

The next scene show Weiss, who immediately shouted "You're mother was a whore and you know it!" The screen quickly cut to a devastated Ruby, with writing underneath it in red that said "Why would you say that?"

The group sat in slightly disturbed shock, as Ruby started tearing up, and Yang started heating up. "I would never say that or mean that!" Weiss hurriedly explained. "That wasn't even my voice!" she protested. It was enough to calm the 2 sisters down long enough for them to send a questioning glare towards Will.

"There will be some triggers, you have now been warned." he shrugged.

"Bit late for that." mumbled Ruby.

Another scene change and the screen once again shows Ren, with Nora eating pancakes, talking her head off, with her mouth still full. "Right, what was I thinking. But still I hope we end up on the same team together-"

"And we did." Cheered Nora, giving Ren a bone breaking hug, as the rest of the group winced at the sounds of Ren's body being broken, though he didn't seem overly fazed.

The scene continues but the words 'What Ren hears' appears again, and Nora's voice changes too "-Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke."

Now having somewhat known what was going to happen, the group just laughed along with the scene, with Ren mumbling something about "Déjà vu".

Another bang and the screen shows Cinder lightly touching Torchwick's face as a cheerful male voice says "Scene does not contain a lap dance"

Most of the group are either gagging in disgust, blushing like crazy or glaring daggers at the screen.

"If I ever find that women I swear I'm gonna-" started a shaking Jaune, but was stopped when Pyrrha laid a hand on his shoulder and bringing him into a kiss that had the group "daaaaw"ing.

"Whatever you do to her, leave a piece of her for me." whispered Pyrrha, as they held each other close.

The next scene shows Yang flying through the sky via shotgun blasts as a deep male voice says "I thought I was Zeus. I was Zeus." The last part is quieter, as though spoken to oneself.

This one just confused the group, as it wasn't really all that funny or interesting, so they just decided to move on.

After the bang and artwork, the screen shows team JNPR doing their awesome amazeballs synchro dance, but the music is different. Now it is electronic like disco-tech.

"Please kiss and hold me tight~

And move your body right~

And I don't wanna cry~

Cause talk is cheap - let's go all night~

Keep on dancing,~

put your hands up,~

don't stop moving, buddy~

You know that all bad girls want a party junkie~"

Will, Yang and Ruby were all dancing in their seats to the song, rolling their shoulders, waving their arms, and bouncing on their butts, much to the chagrin of their teammates whose seats were being disrupted by their dancing. Team JNPR were reminiscing on the dance, while suppressing the memories of their training to get that dance perfect. Angry Ren is scary Ren.

"I have to admit, this song is pretty catchy, and fits the dance almost perfectly." said Pyrrha as she hummed a bit of the tune to herself.

"Well get ready, cause this isn't the last time you'll see the dance scene." Will heavily hinted.

"Why?"

"'Cause it's probably the most used scene in all of these cracks. Be prepared for a lot of screen time you guys!"

We next see a shot of Weiss and Yang, with them both holding playing cards, and Yang pointing directly at Weiss who was only a few inches away.

"Just note, that I will not forget this declaration of war." Yang then slowly moves away, with a 'wheeep' sound.

Weiss is visibly confused as she asks "And that means..?"

"Ooh I remember this, we were playing Conquerors of Remnant (AN there is no official name for it as far as I know). Still upset that you lost Yang?" teased Ruby.

Cut to Ruby with tears pouring down her face who miserably cries "You're just 3 moves away from conquering Remnant."

"Still sad over the fact you lost Ruby?" Yang said, throwing her sister's words back at her. Ruby simply huffed in annoyance as the group laughed at the sisterly interaction.

Weiss stands up gesturing as a voice clearly not her own screams "OH MY GOOOOOD! I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT SO MUCH! I want it! I want all of it! Give it to me now! Give it to me NOW! AHHHH!"

"I think you were getting a little too into it don't you think?" Pyrrha teased, earning a blushing Weiss. However she was interrupted by Will, who was now wearing full battle gear.

"Do you think our war was but a game!?" he yelled at the top of his lungs, as the rest of the group laughed at Pyrrha's face and the ridiculousness of Wills terrible acting.

"Trap card." Yang stated, as Weiss looked on in confusion. Yang then proceeds to change up the board with a wave of of hands and a convenient dust cloud. "Your armies have been destroyed!" She said with finality.

Weiss then slumps in her chair crying. "I hate this game of emotions we play!"

Ruby zips over to her embracing her in a comfort hug, both still crying. Weiss looks rather uncomfortable. "Stay strong Weiss we'll make it through this together!"

Weiss pulls Ruby closer despite her saying "Shut up, don't touch me!"

The hypocrisy is not lost on the group as they all smile at the blushing albino. "Why did you hug me anyway?" Demanded Weiss.

"Because hugs make everything better." Ruby stated, as though it was some universal truth that everyone should know.

"Amen to that sister." Agreed Will, now sporting a t-shirt that read "Hugs not drugs".

The next scene is another Ren and Nora one. This time they are in front of Ren's locker.

"- a secret signal so we can find each other in the forest. Can you imitate a sloth?" Asked Nora.

"Why a sloth?" asked Jaune, curious as to his teammates strange choice.

"Because no one would expect it!" Nora winked.

"But someone might still have investigated the noise." Blake pointed out, causing Nora to deflate a little.

"Nora?"

"Yes Ren?"

Ren slips his pistols into his sleeves as he says "I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."

"That too." Blake said, as Nora just pouted at her.

Once more, as is typical in scenes with these 2, the words 'What Ren Hears' is seen, Nora says "Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-"

"Come on Nora." Ren says.

Nora stops for a second before following him and continuing "-Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno…" Nora's voice fades away as they pass by Ruby and Yang, who are also kitting up.

"Wonder what those 2 were so worked up about?" Ruby said to herself.

"Oh who knows." Dismissed Yang.

With the joke having reached its third use it was beginning to get stale, but it still brought a smile to the groups faces, and the little bit between Yang and Ruby helped get a chuckle from a few of them.

The last scene shows the credits of the series, however the song playing is what truly grabs attention.

"Channel the anger swelling inside you~

Fighting the boundary 'till you break through~

Deep in your soul there is no hesitation~

So make yourself the one they all fear~

There is a wild fire inside you~

Burning desire you can't extinguish~

Your crimson arrow rips through the twilight~

Now is the moment for waaaar!~"

The scene and song that was playing was cool enough, but it was made even better as Will started singing along at the top of voice, as if he forgot that the rest of the group was there at all. When he finished he was met by a stunned group, who gave a quick applause at his impromptu performance and he blushed in embarrassment.

At last the credits roll as an upbeat song plays.

Footage:

RWBY

Audio:

FMA Brotherhood Shorts

ASDF Movie 6

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Tokyo Ghoul Abridged (Master Hirano)

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NateWantToBattle- Mega Evolution Reaction

ShadowLink4321- Attack on Titan English Cover

Opening and closing song:

Shounen Brave (English Cover) Jubyphonic

The last thing the screen shows is a message in blue in front of the RWBY artwork that says 'Hope you enjoyed and if you want more let me know down below. Have an awesome day." Then it fades to black.

"So what do you all think?" Asked Will.

"It was great!" Yelled Ruby excitedly.

"Hilarious!" Agreed Yang.

"Definitely fun to watch." Said Ren.

The rest of the group's feelings were similar. They all enjoyed it and had had a load of fun.

"Well, hold onto your butts, cause here comes number 2. Roll the clips Steven!" Will yelled into the air, much to the confusion of the group, as the screen started to change yet again.

AN: If you have any suggestions leave a review, if I made any grammar or spelling errors send me a PM. If I forgot anything in either of my AN's send a PM about that too I don't care I get lonely sometimes so go ahead.