AN: Back again for another round of reactions, hope you guys enjoy both this fic and the videos as much as I did. Anyway enjoy as the teams discover just a handful of the ships the internet has developed, the internets love of their asses, and Roman Torchwick's little problem. Let's go. As with last time I own neither RWB, RWBY crack, or any of the things used in it. All rights belong to their respective owners if any sources are left out please leave a message or review and I will add it in. Without further a due here is RWBY reacts to crack 2.

The intro to the second video is different, being a somewhat splotchy red background with the words 'Foggy Memory Productions' in large black writing covering most of the screen. A fanfare that sounds at home at an old cinema plays.

"Did he really need a new intro?" Blake asked dryly.

"Well the intro from the first video was special. It was the first of a new series so it needed a good opening to really show off how important it was. And it was important, it's the longest and best (in my opinion any way), series he's made. This one here is just his regular one." Will replied.

Bang!

The proper intro to the crack plays, showing scenes or Ruby at her mother's grave with her spirit floating above it, Weiss performing at a concert before suddenly being alone in a dark, unlit, cavernous room, Blake standing on the branch of a crimson tree and then vanishing as the shot pans, before the screen cuts to Yang on her motor bike swinging it around and riding away. It then shows all the girls in team order with their symbols behind them. All the while an awesome rock song is playing in the background.

"Two become one~

Our souls have been connected~

A bond that's stronger than words~

And now in sync we scream~

Our fates will come together~

And it will not go unheard~

The scene continues as the music plays, showing a moving shot of Beacon's front courtyard with Ozpin and Glenda standing together, followed by a spread out team JNPR, though Jaune and Pyrrha, and Ren and Nora were standing together. Team RWBY was shown in reverse name order (Yang first then Blake etc) finishing with Ruby spinning Crescent Rose and striking a pose. Her silhouette is imposed against a full moon as "RWBY crack 2" appears next to her and the screen fades away again.

This time there was no singing from Will to distract anyone, so their full attention was on the screen as well as the epic 2nd intro to the video.

"That was awesome!" Yang and Ruby screamed together, with the rest of the group agreeing although they were a lot less vocal about it.

"And you thought one intro was enough Blake." Will teased, enjoying the light glare and slightly reddened face of the Faunus.

"What was that song from anyway?" Weiss asked, more than a bit curious about the music they were being shown. Being a singer, she found it was always a good idea to keep an ear out for interesting music that might give her some ideas for new songs and the sources were always good to know for future use. (AN: she's not planning to steal anythingjust take inspiration from, no plagiarism from Weiss folks, put your pitchforks and torches away)

"An anime from my world called Soul Eater. I've never really watched it but I do know a bit about it. Far as I know it's about people who fight and weapons which can turn human-" whatever Will was going to say next went unheard, as Ruby squeed at such a high pitch that across the multiverse, dogs started howling towards the sky as their owners looked on confused and scared.

Before Will knew what was happening Ruby was in front of him, inexplicably chibified, hands pressed together and a look of such adorkable pleading it almost gave Will a heart attack. And then she started to beg. "Please please please please please please please please…" Ruby continued to beg, presumably, to have Crescent Rose turn human, if only for a little while, oblivious to the fact that William had suffered a cuteness overdose and was having a heart attack.

After recovering with the help of the rest of the gang, Will bluntly said "No". In response to Ruby's cry if "Whyyy?!", Will calmly replied "Think of all the dirty secrets it would give out." This prompted a very red faced Ruby and a rather befuddled group. 'What sort of things did Ruby do or say to her weapon?' was the general thought of the group. Deciding not to question it ever again in hopes of never regretting asking, the group continues with their harmless video watching.

This scene opens at the docks, with Sun running past the members of team RYBY.

'Sun…' Blake mentally sighed. He was a goofball and an idiot but he was a good friend. 'I wonder where he is right now.' The rest of her team noticed her change in demeanour and hoped that whatever was on this scene could cheer her up. Team JNPR were just realising that this was when team RWBY first met Sun and missed their friends sudden bout of depression.

A distorted 'whoosh' sound played as time slowed down showing Sun winking directly to Blake accompanied by a high pitched voice, presumably from Blake saying "Your dick; in my mouth." Before Sun continued to run past them.

There was about half a second of utter silence save for two people desperately holding in their laughter and the sound of a steam whistle as Blake's face lit up a bright red in embarrassment. One look at her was all it took for Yang and Will to burst out laughing at her. The rest of the group was either giggling along in good fun, or too embarrassed by Blake's rather explicit solicitation to do anything but bury their faces into their clothes.

"You know what's even funnier?" Asked Will between gasps for air "Is if Sun was saying that instead of Blake!" This prompted a laugh from everyone, save once more for Blake whose mind had shut down to save her from her from the embarrassment of the situation. It took a while for the group to recover, thought not as long to coax Blake's mind back to working, but the video was soon playing once again.

Bang!

The shot opens on a shirtless Ren being grabbed and pulled offscreen by Jaune while a girlish voice says "I ship them!"

This short part got the boys blushing as heavily as Blake was a few moments prior, and the rest of the group laughing like hyenas. Even the sexually retarded Ruby could guess what was being hinted at, mainly through Rens lack of visible clothing and a tomato faced Weiss hurriedly explaining what "shipping" meant.

"Shoes not so great now it's on the other foot is it?" Blake asked the blushing pair, intent on getting some payback for the last scene.

Pyrrha and Nora however were lost in their own little worlds as they imagined 'their men' (although Nora would never call Ren hers out loud) engaging in scarlet activities with each other. Needless to say they missed the next part of the scene.

"Them!" This time the couple was Yang and Blake. "They hate each other-" the screen shows Yang angrily pushing Blake away before surging forwards and hugging her "But they also *squeeck* each other!"

Blake was once again blushing up a storm while Yang roared with laughter, though a bit of red dusted her cheeks. The boys were laughing to, having broken out of their frozen state at the dose of irony that Blake had been given. Their faces were still quite red though, but more out of arousal at the thoughts of Blake and Yang doin stuff.

"Is this really how our fans act?" Weiss asked, slightly disgusted by the behaviour of the fan base that was being hinted at.

"Not all of them. Why? Problem?" Will asked.

"I have enough weird and creepy fans just from being a singer, i'd prefer not to have any more."

"Well Weiss i'm not sad to say: welcome to the internet! Where no one is normal in any way shape or form. Enjoy your stay!"

"Ugh!"

Bang!

The scene opens up in RWBY's dorm room, with Weiss walking towards the door to open it. When she does she steps back with a shocked and slightly disturbed look to her face, as Yang and Ruby appear behind and to her sides, Ruby with an adorable expression of curiosity with a finger to her mouth. A guitar begins to play-

"Why do I feel like I'm gonna hate this scene so very much?" Jaune asked the room. Will's Cheshire grin did little to boost the boys confidence.

-only to be replaced by a soothing melody as the screen cuts to Jaune standing outside the door with a guitar.

"Oh God not this!" Moaned Jaune as he buried his face in his hands while Pyrrha patted his back in support. She had heard the story from Weiss who for days afterwards talked about it and asked her just what was wrong with her team leader. They were not very pleasant conversations, very strained.

Then Jaune began to sing, though in a deeper, much smoother voice:

"Princess Peach won't you~

Listen to my speech~"

That was all Jaune got to say before the door was slammed in his face.

"Rejected!" Yelled Will.

Jaune began knocking on the door. "Oh come on!" He moaned as Weiss facepalmed in annoyance "Open the door. I promise not to sing." Clearly tired of whatever was going on Weiss opened the door only for Jaune's voice be momentarily heard as he said "I-" but he was interrupted by the song starting again:

"-don't have any stars~

Of invincibility~

But you're the brightest star~

In the sky tonight for me ~

I'm your Luigi~"

The song fades out as the screen cuts back to Weiss who dryly asks "Are you done?"

Jaune looks rather uncomfortable for a few seconds before hesitantly replying "Yes?"

A second of silence drags on far more than it should, before Weiss simply says "No." and slams the door in his face.

"Eh don't be sad about that Jaune, you ended up with the right girl in the end." Ren said in an attempt to comfort his best male friend.

Jaune gave a weak smile, the blood that had rushed to his face slowly fading away under Ren and Pyrrha's efforts to cheer him up.

Bang!

The next scene cuts to a shot of Roman Torchwick, sans hat after he had been arrested. He begins to speak, but instead of the smooth charismatic voice of Roman, instead it is a whiny, nerdy voice which says "I have a very small penis."

Jaws hit the fucking ground. Will was the only one reacting differently, laughing his ass off at both the groups faces and the video. Nora and Yang were the first to burst out laughing with the guys following suit. The rest of the group were sniggering at "Roman's" confession, seeing the humiliation as payback for some of what he had done.

"Now that cane of his makes a lot more sense, he was trying to compensate his 'little dagger' with a long gun!" Yang gasped out.

The shot cuts to Ironwood standing in front of Roman, arms crossed as he says "Oh so you're looking for an SUV."

This set Weiss into hysterics to the slight confusion of the group. "He sounds like a car salesman!" she said in between laughs.

"Yeah that's kinda the point. Didn't think it was that funny though." Nora said.

"I know, I was-was just imagining, him selling his army and machines to people in the street!" Weiss explained. The mental image was enough to warrant some giggles from the group, though it was not as funny to them as it was to Weiss.

The screen cuts back to Roman. "A very very small penis."

"Perhaps a Hummer H2?"

"Hey my I've seen ads for those in Atlas!" Exclaimed Weiss.

"Huh, guess that's a bit of overlap." Muttered Will as he stoked his sudden new beard in pondering.

"Overlap?" Echoed Jaune.

"Yeah you know how I said universes sometime interact through media? Well sometimes there are certain items or ideas that universes share as well. I doubt this will be the last time something like this happens."

"He he," the screen once more shows Torchwick as he speaks again. " ah, you are misinterpreting the insignificance of this penis. It's-it's literally concave." He finished with a wave of his arms as if it was something he was proud of.

"Wait a second!" Nora shot to her feet "If its concave, does that make him a woman!?"

The group suffered from a collective mental shutdown at the idea of Torchwick being a secret woman, or worse (when their minds went off on tangents) the idea of Torchwick in drag. Several buckets later, and an talk with Nora from Ren about never saying something like that again and the group could continue.

"I think I have just the thing…"

The screen now shows a close up of Roman's face with several lit up screens illuminating him. His voice now seems to echo and reverberate strangely as he says "Yeah-he, yes this is very satisfying!" The shot switches to and outside view, showing an Atlas mech that Roman is piloting charging through the city chasing after Sun and Blake. "Look at the size of my phantom penis!" He yelled out as the scene ended.

This was easily one of the funnier and more satisfying scenes in the group's opinion. It was hilarious, mocked Roman to death, and was just all round enjoyable.

Bang!

The screen now shows Ruby outside with swirly eyes, stumbling around, clearly dizzy and disoriented as she meekly says "I don't know what I'm doing." Captions with the words "I really don't" show up for about 2 seconds before Ruby falls backwards. The words disappear and several large bags are sent flying upwards.

The shot slides down as we see a pair of white heeled shoes, as well as Ruby lying amidst the devastation that was the pile of Bags she had fallen on.

"Eee, this is where me and Weiss first met!" Squealed Ruby in excitement, while Weiss attempted to make herself as small as possible.

'If this is going where I think it's going I'd rather not draw Yang's attention any more than necessary.' She thought to herself.

"What are you doing!?" A familiar voice shrieked as Ruby rose part way out of the pile of baggage she was under.

"Sorry!" She quickly apologised.

A male voice coming from Weiss's mouth begins to yell as Weiss points at Ruby as she berates her. "You worthless pile of *beep* i'll make your *beep* bitch ass *beep* rue the day you open *beep* when involved *beep* stained *beep* dick holster!"

Like many times beforehand, the group sat in shocked silence, disbelief written across their faces. Ruby burst into tears at the brutal verbal attack she suffered at on-screen Weiss's hand. Yang was almost immediately by her side hugging her and trying to cheer her up with Weiss soon joining her, albeit reluctantly and with a bit of a blush. Nora and Will dawwed at the sight of it all. Ren and Blake meanwhile were holding in their snickers in order to be decent. It wasn't that it was directed at Ruby, only that the insult was just funny.

Bang!

The screen cuts to Beacon's dance night with Team JNPR once more performing their epic dance of awesomeness though the music has again been changed. The voice is that of a high pitched woman singing:

"Love Me Baby Baby~

Give Me Very Very~

Hard love and you're leading~

Need that 'mouth to mouth' to keep breathing~

Beauty Gimmick Gimmick~

Knock Out Gimmick Gimmick~

Break us down with the beat~

until we get knocked down!~"

"That's exactly what we needed after that last one." Pyrrha mumbled to her team, glancing over at the now much calmer Ruby who was still holding onto a blushing, uncomfortable looking Weiss, as if, if she let go then Weiss may end up like her onscreen counterparts. It was both funny and adorable to look at.

Bang!

The next scene opens up on a close up slow mo shot of Blake's ass, followed by more shots of her and other female characters from RWBY focused on their rears as a women's voice sang:

"Because you know~

I'm all about that bass, bout that bass no treble~

I'm all about that bass, bout that bass no treble~

I'm all about that bass, bout that bass no treble~

I'm all about that bass, bout that bass (bass bass)~

Heh"

This of course had many of the girls blushing like crazy, Blake in particular blushing up a storm, with Weiss not far behind. Ruby and Yang fared a little better having not really been in that one while Pyrrha was just chuckling at her friends misfortune. The guys were suffering minor nosebleeds from the rush of blood to their heads while Nora was strangely livid.

"Hey why wasn't I in that! Am I not good enough for them!" Nora yelled out as she stood up in indignation, startling everyone. She turned to Ren asked "My butt's fine isn't it?!".

A very uncomfortable Ren cleared his throat after a few seconds of gaping like a fish before responding "Uh sure it is, it's um great!" He gave a thumbs up as if to make sure that she got the message. Nora gave herself a fist pump before sitting down with a very smug expression on her face. She then wiggled around a bit drawing a barely suppressed groan from her new seat that was Ren. 'He's earned it' she thought.

Bang!

Once more it shows team JNPR dancing with the song switched out. The voice is similar to the last, female, though just a tad deeper, with an accompanying male voice.

"Running to another day~

I wanna break away and take the leap~

(Do do do doo~)

Ohh oh oh oh oh oh~

As your stuck on yesterday~

No sun to rise would be okay with me~

(Do do do doo~)

Every day, every day is okay~

Taking it step by-"

The song cuts out as the scene ends.

"Aw I liked that song." moaned Ruby.

"How bout this, when this is all over why don't I give you guys an album full of the songs you hear in this, just promise me Ruby that you'll stop pouting like that, I can't handle that much adorable." said Will who was quickly bowled over by a speeding Ruby who proceeded to squeeze him in a hug so strong that it would make Yang jealous, all while yelling out "thank you"s.

This caused his face to turn an interesting shade of purple due to the blood rushing to his head in embarrassment and the lack of oxygen in said blood. Realizing that her hug was killing him, Ruby quickly backed off, repeatedly apologizing while Will took in as much air as he could all while waving off her apologies.

Bang!

The last scene showed Ruby and Jayne standing next to each other on the night of the dance, clinking their cups together as a gravelly old voice said "Fuck this we're getting shitfaced."

"The funny thing is, someone actually spiked the punch that night." Blake said.

"Really?" Will asked, curious as this had never been seen in the show.

"Yeah, I didn't drink much of it so I didn't get drunk, but Sun and Neptune ended up chugging it for a dare. They kinda disappeared until the next morning when I found them naked in a bush on the edge of Beacon."

"Huh." was the general response, though secretly most of them were mentally trying to figure out if the two had to be drunk to end up naked together or if they did this sometimes without the influence of alcohol.

There is no bang and the last scene flows into the credits, this time played over the season 2 ending credits.

RWBY crack 2

Anime

RWBY

Intro/outro to song

Resonance English cover

Natewantstobattle

Audio

Toradora randomness

50% off

Luigi's ballad - Starbomb

Robot Chicken

The Devil is a Part Timer abridged

Carmen"Mary Medly"- All about that bass cover

Jubyphoni

Drop Pop Candy cover

What I learned today

All the while more of the song from the beginning was playing.

"Locking eyes becoming intertwined~

You'll be sharing your fate with mine~

Side by side we'll battle through night~

And soon enough we'll find our way~

When the sun has set, we'll battle the nightmares~

We won't give up~

I will stay by your side as we slip into madness~"

As the song reached the part shown in the beginning Yang and Ruby stand up and start singing along for the part they know.

"Two become one~

Our souls have been connected~

A bond that's stronger than words~

And now in sync we scream~

Our fates will come together~

And it will not go unheard~"

Not knowing the rest of the song Yang and Ruby took to just loudly humming along while dancing.

"I-I-I could care less~

where it is you came from~

Cause we see what waiting ahead~

I knew from that first time~

That we became connected~

I'll be with you till the end~"

The video ended with a message from the maker saying "Hope you enjoyed, have an awesome day" as the screen faded to black, ending on one final -Bang!

As the screen fades to black Will turned to face the group. "So what did you guys think of that one?"

"Horrible." Mumbled Blake, face tinted red as she was reminded of all the embarrassment this video had caused her.

"Hilarious!" Yang laughed. "That bit with Torchwick was the best right? Bet he's turning in his grave."

Meanwhile in the afterlife for bad guys

"Why do suddenly feel emasculated?" Roman muttered to himself as he drowned another drink in an effort to forget all his failures in life.

Meanwhile back with the group

"You really wasn't kidding when you said our dance was a popular scene to parody, still I loved all the music, it just fit perfectly." Pyrrha added, with Weiss nodding along to the bit about the music.

"It was great." Ren struggled out as Nora had wiggled some more to get a bit more comfortable and he had to stifle another groan.

"Great shall we move onto number 3?" Will asked.

"Wait! Can we get some something to eat first?" Said Ruby. In response Will simply clicked his fingers as a table full of snacks and drinks appeared before the group. Everyone darted forwards to grab somethings before sitting back down. Ren was particularly glad as his pants were beginning to get rather tight from Nora's teasing.

"Right onto crack 3!" Will shouted as the video started to play.