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Magic Butler
Alfred has a way of just… knowing. He always knows where everyone is, what everyone's doing and when he is needed. He is the only one that is able to sneak up on the other members of the Batfamily.
Dick has a theory. He believes Alfred was once a ninja that trained with legendary Japanese warrior monks, that's how he is so calm all the time!
Alfred just smiles fondly and chuckles… he never denies it though.
