Lucas enters the kitchen room where it's jam packed with loaded boxes. Mom and Loki can sure pack quickly when they're working together. He approaches mom, standing on top of a chair to get the canned goods that are out of reach and tugs at her pants.
Lucas: "Hey mom I'm going to get some fresh air take one final look at the town before I kick the can of life to my new freaking adventure is that okay with you?" Lucas said grabbing his skateboard helmet and protective gear as he put each piece on to go outside.
Nara: "Okay honey just as long as you stay close to the house, we'll be leaving at 1:00pm and I wouldn't want to keep the moving men waiting" she chuckles jokingly.
Lucas: "Mom, please the innuendos, mighty uncool I am crying for hearing that" he shuts the front door and takes a breath of fresh air of the beautiful spring breeze that has just past by. Tranquillity at its finest.
As Lucas turns his attention to the viewers and starts to talk out loud to no particular person in sight.
(((It's not easy being the only guy in the family. It's worse that I'm the eldest of them all it's my responsibility that they're all okay. It'd be nice to know someone living these ever so weird circumstances as I am. Pffft like that'll be the freaking day.)))
After skateboarding around town going through such nostalgia known as memory lane.
Lucas: "Goodbye Honey Shop you were the best thing that ever happened to me. Helping me see how cool bees are and how sweet their honey is. You were truly the coolest shop around. Your treats will be missed." Exaggerated tears flow down his cheeks, his face never changes his stoic looks behind his ironic sunglasses.
"Goodbye Skatepark you...in all honesty could've been better with the ramps and design...hmm" He skates out of the park.
"Now there was a hill somewhere around here that's hidden, I always had trouble finding it till it was always too late…" he said scratching his chin until he realised that he started to increase in speed he completely stopped before he engaged the horrible hill.
"HAHA not this time mi amigo! I learn of your vile tricks." he continued to walk home just before he trips on a crack in the sidewalk making him fall on his skateboard and zoom down the hill.
Lucas: 'This is mighty uncool" He uttered, his hands on his hips looking at the viewers as he is plummeting down the humongous hill for the fiftieth time. He knew this was going to happen but it wasn't in the original script he swears on it, he thought as he yelled for his life. The pedestrians look at the boy and starts to scream.
Kid: Oh no it's Lucas going down the hill on his skateboard
Women: Oh my! He'll ruin the products again!
Man: To your stations merchants! MAN YOUR STATIONS!
Lucas starts running into products left and right. Hitting over boxes, to and fro jumping and ducking trying his best not to cause collateral damage to anything or anyone. Until he accidently started running into people on his skateboard lifting them into the air only to crash down onto their butts while Lucas keeps accelerating down the hill.
Lucas: "WHOA WHOA WHOA, MOVE IT PEOPLE GET OUT THE WAY! RUNAWAY SKATER COMING THROUGH, KID WITH NO BREAKS!" He yelled at the top of his lungs as loud as he possibly could in order to at least try to get people's attention. All they heard was a blur of a child's voice when huge gusts of wind would follow right behind him ruining the shops and pushing people off their feets.
Lucas: "Well on the bright side at least there's no cake I'll slam into as I go down like in the cartoons. What are the odds of that happening?" Soon enough a wedding cake was being moved to a car by two big bakers with moustaches.
"Oh COME ON! THIS IS THAT BS YO! Oh please no, WATCH THE HELL OUT!" To no avail the men only heard Lucas a few seconds too late. Time went slow motion as lucas face plummets into the cake cursing at himself "Mighty uncool" he sluggishly says as he gets a face full of cake in slow motion. The baker stood there shocked while the other was on his knees crying as if he lost his pride and joy.
Lucas: "Why!? Who carries a wedding cake in the middle of the freaking sidewalk!? He starts to choke a bit with all the amount of cake forced fed into him.
"Eugh! It's coconut flavored eew not cool man" Lucas coughed as the cake was all over him from head, to sunglasses, to toe.
Finally reaching the base of the hill Lucas felt pretty safe.
Lucas: "HA! Take that hill you're not giving me another bad memory yo, if coconut cake to the face is all you can muster then there is no way-" As he boasted, showing off triumphant his skateboard abruptly stops under a pebble ejecting him off his ride, right onto the pavement scraping his elbow.
Lucas: "OUCH! Son of a dingus, my elbow!" he groaned, holding his injury. It was bleeding a bit and stung even more when cake touched it he could tell it was definitely going to bruise.
After tending to his elbow injuries he received a call from
home. It was his dearest sweet mother telling him that it was time to hit the road. There is no old home and nostalgic memories to hold them back!
Nara: "Honey where are you? We're just about ready to go. I told you to stay close to the house didn't I? She informed her son while in the distant background you can hear Larane's icy cold words.
Larane: "This is always like him to be late for everything, thinking it makes him some cool kid!"
Lucas: "I hear you in the background girl!" He said annoyed but in his usual blank face "I'm cooler than the person who invented cool which I have no idea who that is or in what time period that would be. So I'm the first it is now canny says me".
By that time Larane wasn't even listening to her older brothers babbling of nonsense and walks out of hearing radius, leaving the conversation back to mom and her son. Lucas looks down at his cake and frosting covered clothes then his scraped elbow which still hurts like it's being stung by beautiful freaking bees just giving him tiny horrible pokes on his arms with…...giant stingers.
Lucas: "Uh…..mom…..this is going to be totally uncool of me to say but I think I'm going to have the men wait, like, 30 minutes" before Nara could refuse he hung up his smart phone and looks at the camera.
((( It's going to be a looooong freaking day...one of those days at that!...mighty uncool ))) he sighed as coconut cake slid down his ruined blonde hair…
HEY GUYS! B^) it's taken some time to put this pt.2 up I was busy with school and drawing The Proud Family sketches I'm having an artist make a cover. It should be up soon. Anyways, if you like what's going on feel free to (favorite, follow, and Leave a Comment) it REALLY helps me out! C'ya next chapter it's going to be a real zinger baby!
