A/N I won nothing, I fell like writing more of these! Would you guys care if I wrote a music one, like an iPod shuffle one?
Caught With My Pants Down
The only Bat Boy yet to have his nude photo taken by the paparazzi is Damian.
Jason is ninety eight percent sure that this is only because he once threatened to kill a journalist for asking about his love life.
Thankfully Batman made sure to dispose of the photo's... unfortunately Kid Flash still somehow got a copy. It would be perfect blackmail material if he wasn't terrified of a certain Bat.
This Is Why Acrobats Don't Cook *During Dick's Young Justice days*
Wally sped into the kitchen only to crash into his best friend (and secret crush) Robin. "Wow sorry man!"
"It's alright." Robin's voice was far away as he stood, still staring intently at the pot on the stove.
Wally waved a hand in front of his face, "Hello? Paging Boy Wonderful. What's up man?"
"Wally you cook right?"
"Speedster so yeah."
"You can boil water hey?"
"Uh... yeah...?" Wally wasn't sure where this was going.
"Is the pot meant to do that?" Robin asked, pointing towards the stove.
Following his finger Wally's eyes widened at the sight of the glass pot lid shaking. "No it is more definitely not!" he yelled, grabbing Robin and bolting to the cover of the couch. moments later the lid flew from the pot, slamming into the roof and shattering, sending water and glass everywhere.
After the chaos had died down the redhead burst into a laughing fit, "You're Robin! Batman's protégé! How did you screw up boiling water!?" he managed between laughter.
Robin punched his arm, a red tinting his cheeks, "Shut it Kid Dork!"
Let's be honest here I'll probs do the iPod shuffle regardless of what you guys think
