Ness, Lucas, and Toon Link suddenly appeared on the Bridge of Eldin. "Okay! Let's start! Who wants to go first?" said Ness. "I will! I'll teach you the awesome ways of the master sword!" Toon Link walked over to Ness. "Um... where is it?" Ness asked. "It's on your back stupid," Toon Link said crossly. Ness tried to reach for it. "I'm not flexible enough!" Ness said while struggling to get the sword out. "Da faq..." Toon Link thought. He helped Ness pull out the master sword. "Whew! Thanks! I think I need to stretch a little more..." Ness scratched the back of his head. "Ugh. Do you want to learn or not?" Toon Link said while crossing his arms and tapping his foot. "Okay, okay! You have no patience, man!" Ness said. Lucas stood in the background. He ran away to get a stereo for background music."Hey!" Lucas shouted. "What Legend of Zelda music do you guys want to listen to?" Ness and Toon Link stood there with expressionless faces. Lucas flushed. "Why are you guys looking at me like that?" "I don't care about the music. We need to practice NOW," Ness almost shouted. "Fine..." Lucas put a random Legend of Zelda CD into the stereo and pressed play. The music began to play and Toon Link said, "Ermigerd! This is my favorite!" Ness rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Let's start already."
"Okay. So you basically just swing the sword sideways, like this," Toon Link demonstarted his basic attack. "You try it." Ness took the sword and swung it near Toon Link's head, almost cutting it off. "DUDE! WATCH IT!" Toon Link yelled. "Sorry. I don't know how to use a sword, okay?" Toon Link sighed. "Okay. Next is the strong side attack. You just take a step and swing it downward real hard and don't you dare cut my body in half. YOU HEAR ME?!" Ness rolled his eyes again. "Okay, dad." Ness tried the strong attack and missed Toon Link's foot by an inch. "WHAT THE F- I SAID DON'T YOU DARE CUT ME IN HALF," Toon Link fumed. "I didn't! Isn't this what you're supposed to do when brawling? Cutting people in half?" Toon Link pulled his hair. "UUUUGGGH." "Hey! Don't you dare mess up my beautiful hair!" Lucas shouted out to him. "... Whatever. Next is the up attack..." Toon Link told Ness everytime to not cut him up, but Ness always misses him by an inch, which scared the lights out of him. When Ness used Toon Link's bow and arrow, he almost shot at his chest and when he used the bomb, it always explodes in Toon Link's face. "THAT"S IIIIIIT!" Toon Link's face was red from anger. Ness flinched. "I can't believe how bad you are using a sword! All you do is swing it around like crazy! It requires skill you know!" Toon Link turned around, crossed his arms, and closed his eyes to block the world from his view. Lucas whispered into Ness's ear. "He sounds like an angry boyfriend, don't you think?" "Yeah. Totally," Ness replied. Toon Link whipped around. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, LUCAS?" Lucas put his hands up for defense. "N-Nothing! I swear!" "Then shut the hell up!" Toon Link turned around again. "My teaching lesson is over. Somebody else take over. I need to rest," Toon Link sat down with his legs hanging from the edge of the bridge. "Ness, why don't you teach Lucas now? I'm gonna watch." "Yeah, sure. Come over here, Lucas!" Ness made a "come over here" motion with his hand.
"So, you already know how to use PK Fire, PK Thunder, and PSI Magnet, right? Hm. I'm gonna see if you know my standard special or not. Try using it!" Ness said. "... PK Frost!" Lucas yelled, but nothing happened. "Yo, Lucas!" Toon Link called, "It's PK Flash!" "What? No it's not! I hear him say "PK Frost" everytime he uses it!" "He says "PK Flawsh! It's his weird accent!" "DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT," Ness wanted to punch Toon Link in the face. "What? It's true! You also say "PK Sthunder" instead of PK Thunder. You don't need that S. No wonder no one can understand you." Ness used Toon Link's bow and arrow to try and shoot him in the face (Ness lost his PSI powers since he's in Toon Link's body.). "HOLY CRUD!" Toon Link ran away at super sonic speed. "Whoa! I didn't know he could run faster than Sonic!" Lucas said. "What did you do that for?!" Toon Link cried. Ness glared at him. "Make fun of my accent again and down to the underworld you go." "Whoa there, Ness. You're not thinking of killing him, are you?" Lucas asked. "I might someday." "Ness! Teach me how to use your yo-yo and bat!" Lucas said while waving a hand in front of Ness's face. "Oh! Right! So you just swing the bat like this." He swung the bat as if he was hitting a baseball. "Now you try." Lucas took the bat from Ness's hand and swung right into his face, KOing him. Ness came back on the hovering platform with an angry face. He dropped down and stomped toward Lucas. "What the heck?! Why'd you KO me? Was it on purpose?" "That's exactly how I felt, Ness," Toon Link interrupted. Ness ignored his comment. "Hmph. Don't do that next time. Now, with the yo-yo, you put your finger here, set the round part on the ground, and swing it upward, like this," Ness said while doing his upward smash attack. "Same with the down smash attack," he swung his yo-yo near the ground. He handed the yo-yo to Lucas. The blond boy swung too hard and the rope broke. "Crap," Ness thought. "I'm so sorry! I didn't know it was so fragile!" Lucas covered his mouth. Ness let out a heavy sigh. "It's alright. I can always ask Master Hand to replace it for me." "Lucas!" Toon Link called, "teach me your moves now!"
"Okay. So, you know nothing about PSI powers, right?" Lucas asked. "Well, duh! That's why I want you to teach me and NOW! We only have four hours before our match!" Toon Link said while waving his arms around crazily. "Um... I'm not so sure how to teach you. I mean, all you do is just say the command and you control where it goes. Just try PK Freeze first." Toon Link tried to focus and said, "PK Freeze!" He wasn't so sure on how to control the ice, so he ended freezing Ness. "OH NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Lucas ran over to the now frozen Ness and began using PK Fire to melt it. Toon Link scratched the back of his head. "Heheh... Sorry..." "Why is the ice not melting?!" Lucas cried in horror. "WHAT?! Then let's try smashing it open!" Lucas and Toon Link began punching and landing kicks on the ice, but it did little damage. "What is this? Is it rock, or something?" Suddenly, a smash ball appeared on the stage. Lucas grabbed for it and broke it. A yellow aura surrounded him. "Quick Lucas! Use your final smash!" "PK Starstorm!" Lucas said in his best Ness-like accent. Toon Link bursted into laughter. Then he got KO'd by the pieces of space rock. All of the comets hit every place of the stage except for the frozen Ness. Lucas groaned with annoyance. Toon Link came back on the hovering platform. "Ouch... That hurt," Toon Link said while rubbing his head. "Well, duh! They're boulders coming at you at like 100 miles per hour. Do you not expect it to hurt for that to hit you?" "I never thought about that..." "You're so stupid," Lucas thought.
Lucas and Toon Link wasted another hour trying to melt the ice in which Ness was in. They quickly got towels (who knows where) to dry him up. "Dude, that's some hard ice... I think I'm catching a cold..." Ness said after a sneeze. "Okay Ness. You should rest in your room. I think it's best so you will be in better condition when the time for the brawl comes," Lucas said. "Yeah, Ness. You should listen to your mom," Toon Link wiggled his eyebrows. "Shut up," Lucas and Ness said at the same time. "Just kidding! But you should go rest though." Lucas helped Ness up. "I'll help you to our room." Lucas and Ness yelled, "I QUIT" and the teleporting machine came in a split second. They walked in and disappeared.
Toon Link sat at the edge of bridge waiting for Lucas to come back. Suddenly, the bridge began to shake and the ugly beast riding on a monster came charging right at them, KOing Toon Link. After a few minutes, Lucas came back and stared and stood there frozen, like he was hit by a car when he saw that Toon Link's clothes (or more like Lucas's) clothes were ripped (the beast tore it in pieces). Lucas and Toon Link wasted another thirty minutes running around and Lucas trying to choke him for ruining his clothes. "You'll pay for those!" Lucas yelled in his face while holding Toon Link's neck and pinning him to the ground. "Hey! You're touching me!" Lucas's red blush appeared on his face and let go immediately. "Luke! Why so red? You never touched anyone, or something?" "No... It's just... I don't like touching people, but I do like hugs," Lucas said and smiled. "It's kind of awkward, you know?" "Toon Link chuckled and gave Lucas a sideways hug. "Maybe you should teach me your other attacks now? I still don't really remember them..." "Oh! My side special is PK Fire, my up special is PK Thunder, and my down special is PSI Magnet," Lucas explained while Toon Link nodded at every attack he said. Toon Link closed his eyes and said, "PK Fire!" Lucas stood too close, so he accidentaly burned Lucas's (Ness's) shoes. Lucas sighed and stepped away. "I got to replace these before Ness finds out... Try PK Thunder." Toon Link nodded and again and he tried to focus, so the ball of thunder would hit himself, but instead, he missed and zapped Lucas, which burned part of his (Ness's). Lucas let out a heavier sigh and stepped even farther away. "I'll have to replace his shirt too... Use PSI magnet now. I'll use PK Fire, so you can absorb the energy. Toon Link thought hard and suddenly, a purple warp-like ball appeared. Lucas called, "PK Fire!" but a second later Toon Link ran far away from him. "AHHH! DON'T BURN ME!" Lucas rolled his eyes. "It's not going to burn you. It automatically absorbs the energy, so you don't need to worry about getting hurt. Oh, and once you absorb some energy, you can release it when someone comes near you when you're still using PSI Magnet." Toon Link walked back and used the PSI Magnet to try again. This time, he succeeded and released the energy on the smaller beast when it came walking by. "Finally! You did it! I'll teach you the rest of my attacks..." Everything went by smoothly, which was a relief for Lucas. Once they were all done done, Toon Link spoke up. "Do you want to check on Ness? It's getting pretty late, so we should eat dinner." Lucas nodded in agreement. The two boys yelled, "I QUIT!" and the teleporting machine came rushing back. They stepped inside quickly and disappeared.
