Okay, this isn't neccessarily Kingdom Hearts.
I know, shocker.
But this is what I think might happen if Sora ever found out about the Geostigma in Advent Children.
Disclaimer: Advent Children and Kingdom Hearts are not mine. Thank you.
Cloud twitches angrily, glaring over at the abnormally silent brunet who was sitting in one of the kitchen chairs nearby. Yup. Sora was still staring. Cloud curls his hand into a fist, struggling to keep his temper underneath the Keyblade Master's sympathetic and pitying eyes. If Sora gave him ONE MORE puppy eyed look, he was going to take his Buster Sword and ram it up somewhere it HURT! … Wait, that didn't sound right.
"Poor Cloud." Sora says again for the fifteenth time in under five minutes. Yuffie nods solemnly, watching the older man with the same sad expression on her look as Sora's, sighing to herself. Her hands, normally occupied with her giant shuriken, were instead just hanging at her side, bunched up against her waist. In one hand, she carried a small yellow can.
Cloud chuckles softly; he was going to kill her too.
Silently, he reaches for a tea cup. The second that his skin touches the cool ceramic vessel, Yuffie springs up from her seat, instantly spraying the cup (and Cloud) with disinfectant. For the fifth time in under twenty minutes. Cloud yelps in pain, rubbing his eyes as the stinging cloud of spray circles around him, choking him with its fresh, lemony scent. God, he hated Leon!
Leon smirks.
"That's right, Yuffie. You get those Geostigma germs. Attagirl, Yuff." He says softly, chuckling quietly to himself. From the slightly amused expression on the scarred Gunblade master's face, he thought this was hysterical. Of course, that smug little smile was Leon's equivilant to rolling hysterically on the floor, sobbing with laughter. Which was probably why he even told Sora and Yuffie about the Geostigma. Cloud was going to kill him, too!
Cloud glances down at his arm, seeing the faint black mark beneath the red ribbon wrapped around his bicep. Of course, it was almost completely healed and the disease itself wasn't contagious but... the two kids looking at him with pity in their eyes didn't know that. Hence, Yuffie's can of Lysol.
Cloud growls angrily, keeping an eye on the clock. It was three fifty four. Just twenty six minutes for Aerith and Cid to come back from their shopping trip. Surely he could last that long.
"Poor Cloud... I feel so sorry for him." Sora says again as Yuffie nods in agreement and Leon's lips twitch into a smile again.
Cloud twitches angrily. Maybe not.
"God, Aerith, come home soon..." He growls under his breath as he reaches for the handle of the kitchen sink, preparing to wash his hands. The second that Yuffie stands up and runs over to him with her can of disinfectant, he punches her in the stomach, knocking the can out of her hands and sending the younger girl writhing in pain. He felt bad about it, but he was freakin' sick of her spraying him with Lysol!
Yuffie stares at him in horror before looking down at her stomach, exposing a newly formed bruise on her ribcage. Her eyes widen and she cries out, holding her stomach in shock: "SPIKE GAVE ME THE GEOSTIGMA! HE GAVE ME GEOSTIGMA!"
Sora, who had been going over to help Yuffie up, suddenly flinches away from her, backing away slowly as Yuffie stares at her bruise helplessly. In an instant, Sora runs out the door, shouting hysterically: "GET YOUR GEOSTIGMA INFESTED BODIES AWAY FROM ME! RIIIIIIKUUUUU! KAAAAAIIIIRRRRRRIIII!"
"No, you have to get it, too!" Yuffie screams with tears in her eyes, standing up and grabbing her shuriken, chasing after the Keyblade Master violently. Leon lets out a quiet chuckle and grins happily, very much amused on how the pair (and Cloud) were acting. No doubt that he had hoped for some reaction like this.
"Nice, Strife. Funny but... How you going to explain the bruise to Aerith?" He asks quietly, shaking his head in disapproval but that cocky little smirk didn't go away. Cloud glances up at the kitchen clock again.
Three fifty five.
When the hell were Aerith and Cid going to be back?
