This is basically my reaction to getting Dream Drop Distance today, so yeah. Enjoy?

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts is not mine.

Cait Sith the Pricklemane, Behemoth the Meow Wow, Carbuncle the Tama Sheep, and Anima the Komory Bat are as mine as it is possible to make Dream-Eaters yours.


Riku crouches down beside the small animal, watching the tiny furball go nuts with excitement over his proximity. He puts a hand on the cat-like creature's head, forcing it to the floor, petting it lazily. Above him, a bright multi-hued bat sways beside his head, clipping a dark red wing against the Keyblader's now short silver hair. He ignores the touch, focusing on the cat.

"... Yen Sid... has a sick sense of humor... if he thinks this is cute." Riku sighs softly, stroking the cat's giant mouth, making it purr in happiness, its giant grin firmly in place now. He stands up, dusting off his hands. He motions to the two monsters, summoning Way To the Dawn with the other hand. "Alright, Cait, Anima, let's go!" He says before stopping, his eyes widening.

Sora bounces onto his bat, clutching at a small purple dog-creature. Before he could stop him, Sora sends the little bat flying into a wall, and Sora continues to bounce erratically. "I'm on a dog... bouncing on your bat! Your argument is invalid!" the younger boy cheers as a cotton-candy colored sheep 'baas' eagerly in agreement.

Cait Sith smacks his head on the ground, growling softly. Riku couldn't help but agree with the Dream-Eater. What. The. Fuck.