Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is not mine. Mild language warning!
Xion watches as the authoress quickly runs into the bathroom, locking it and yelling tauntingly even as the older Organization member begins pounding at the door furiously. She hands over the popcorn bowl to Riku, who helps himself to a handful as Axel starts trying to burn the door down.
"Should we tell them?" He asks curiously, licking the butter off of his fingers as the wooden bathroom door suddenly turns into solid steel and sends Axel flying. They could already hear Forbidden's gleeful laughter as Axel slams into a wall and then throws his flaming chakrams back at the door.
Xion glances at the wall-clock, momentarily mesmerized by the cat's eyes darting from side to side. She shakes her head no and shovels another handful of popcorn down her throat. "I think she'll figure it out. Eventually." The younger Nobody comments through the mouthful of food, chuckling softly to herself as she swallows it down and grabs some more kernels. Riku nods in agreement before smiling deviously to himself, folding his legs up underneath himself in order to keep himself out of the firing range.
All of a sudden, a loud and very high-pitched shriek comes out of the bathroom. Axel freezes and stares at the door, which began to vibrate viciously from the sheer amount of force that Forbidden was putting into trying to break it down. The doorknob rattles before it finally manages to turn, with the authoress bolting out of the bathroom and diving under the bed sobbing.
Riku smiles and holds his hand out to the creature that waddles out behind her. As its heart-shaped tongue laps at his fingers, it grins up sheepishly at him and the Toximander is carefully picked up by the chuckling boy. He strokes its slimy skin gently, allowing it to curl up in his lap and start gobbling down as much popcorn as it could stomach from the bowl.
Axel sighs softly, listening to the sobbing teenager whimper that she was 'going to update now, get that fucking thing away from me.' "Well..." He says quietly, shaking his head as the Toximander's tail brushes against Forbidden's face, making the girl let out another shriek and scramble out of the bed screaming her head off. "That's one way to make an authoress update."
... The sad thing is that I like salamanders.
