Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or The Loud House characters and all credits goes to the people who created these shows separately.
[Chapter 3]
"What are you doing?" Naruto couldn't help but ask as he could see Lincoln twerking while thrusting his uhhhh…pelvis into the air but sadly for Naruto Lincoln was too absorbed in his game to listen to what his little brother has to say "Take this zombie!" Lincoln yelled while putting his hands behind his head then proceeded thrusting into the air.
It has been a few weeks since the black out and everything is back to normal…..well as normal the Loud House could get anyway.
"He is too absorbed in that game" Naruto commented while staring at his brothers game glasses, he was still surprised about this world's technology and how far it came. He tried to play games too for instance like those ninja games in the arcade.
Naruto scoffed because the game that he played in the arcade had nothing to deal with Real Ninjas because it didn't have any techniques that ninjas were suppose to have like the ninjas back in his world.
"That was not how real ninjas work" He thought.
"I'm on fire!" Lincoln was getting really into his game but he failed to realize that he was moving and twerking into a dangerous zone that made Naruto almost feel sorry for him.
"Should I warn him?" Naruto questioned himself before he saw Lincoln danced his way into his oldest sister's room.
"….. "
"….. "
"… Three, two and one" Naruto counted off in his mind before he heard Lori's shout of anger 'Lincoln!' he heard his sister yell at her brother, no doubt angry that he broke the one rule in the house which was so stay out of her bedroom!.
"Alright" Naruto stretched and popped his shoulders "Time to save him" he took a calm breathe before running into Lori's room just to see her waving a fist at Lincoln while threatening him to stay out of her bedroom.
"Time to put my act on"
"L-Lori" Lori stopped as she heard a timid voice and turned to see her second little brother standing by the doorway looking at her with watery eyes.
"You're not fighting are you" Naruto whimpered softly to himself but Lori flinched when she saw it, she knows that Naruto doesn't like it when their siblings fight "No of course not" She looked at her fist that were still in front of Lincoln and swiftly put her hands behind her back while sporting a big smile.
She flinched yet again as her little brother clapped his hands together sporting a big smile himself while his innocent eyes showed clear relief "I knew that you wouldn't fight after all big sister is always nice and would never harm us" she was clearly feeling guilty now.
Her little brother believes that she was always nice, she awkwardly laughed then glanced at Lincoln with a smile but a dangerous gleam was shown in her eyes which Lincoln translated it to 'You're so lucky twerp' Lincoln couldn't possibly love his little brother more.
"Well we will go now" Lincoln quickly grabbed Naruto and rushed out of there while Lori rolled her eyes with a smirk, she could clearly tell that Lincoln was scared.
"Thanks Laruto" Lincoln thanked Naruto who shrugged in response.
"No problem" Naruto said.
"Well I'm gonna use the bathroom" Lincoln took off his game glasses and whistled, walking into the bathroom with his game in his arms.
"Laruto!" Naruto was then bazookaed by two speedy blonde bullets. He was now pinned to the ground as his sisters were hugging him tightly "Hey guys" Naruto sighed and looked at his sisters but then blinked at their attire.
"Why are you guys wearing that?"
Lola and Lana could be seen wearing sun glasses while also having the same type of uniform on "Nice color" Naruto commented unknowingly making the girls beam at him, they knew that their brother's favorite color was orange.
"Awwwwww you are so nice" Lola gushed, pinching his chubby cheeks. Naruto pouted as he could see Lana laughing and his pout grew when Lana decided to have fun as well, she playfully rubbed his other cheeks.
"Yeah but anyway we're the new hall monitors at school" Lana started talking before Lola decided to finish off the sentence.
"And we are practicing at home" Naruto was staring at them weirdly, when did his sisters become the school hall monitors? Seriously he was with them all day during school.
Before he could talk however Lincoln appeared before them through the bathroom door.
Well he was pushed out of the bathroom so Lori could use it.
They watched as Lincoln started to mutter something about 'Not respecting a man's privacy' He walked passed them in a grumpy mood and entered his room. Right when Lincoln went to his room however Naruto heard a shattering sound coming from the bathroom, he plus his sisters turned and saw Lori walking out of the bathroom with a guilty expression.
"Lori?" Naruto called out, he saw Lori jump a bit at the sound of his voice "I didn't do anything!" Lori suddenly cried out while biting her nails with a worried expression before running down stairs.
"MOM I NEED THE KEYS!"
Naruto was going to think more of what just happened but before that "Would you please get off me?" Naruto kindly asked his sisters. He doesn't mind their attention since he was eagerly happy to accept his family's kind gestures but sometimes it could be uncomfortable for him when their gestures bother him.
"Sure" The two twins said in unison and pulled their brother up to his feet. He was glad that he was now not being pinned onto the ground anymore but deadpan seconds later.
They allowed him to get up but they didn't let go of him.
Their arms are still on him "Uuuh" Naruto looked around to try and turn their direction onto something else before noticing Lincoln running out of the room.
"LOOK A RUNNER!" Naruto pointed out which Lola and Lana noticed "Huh?" A bewildered Lincoln muttered with wide eyes because he saw his sisters suddenly lunge at him with angry eyes.
"Be safe" Naruto muttered as he prayed for his brothers soul, his sisters let him go but it was paid for a price.
'A brothers freedom'.
"I'll never forget you" Naruto saluted with fake tears from seeing Lincoln struggling to get out of his sisters grasp but couldn't "And wow they are strong" Naruto muttered because Lincoln couldn't get out.
Lincoln proceeded shouting for them to let him go but Lola and Lana ignored him "Lana open the door" Lola commanded and Lana nodded with a stern expression before walking to their room and opened the door to reveal…
Naruto had to rub his eyes just like Lincoln who stopped struggling to see what was in the room "Seriously" Lincoln and Naruto muttered at the same time because right before their eyes was one of their big sisters 'Luan' who was in a small card board like cage.
It even had bars that came with it!.
"Hey Luan" Naruto waved while Luan waved back with an esthetic smile on her face, showing off her braces with in her wide smile "Hey Lars" Luan greeted from her small cage, Lars was her nickname for him.
"…Nothing surprises me anymore" Lincoln palmed his face.
He should have expected this because there are a lot of weird things that happen in the Loud House.
"We locked up Luan for telling bad jokes" Lola said while Lana nodded, without looking at each other they proceeded to high five themselves. Naruto nodded clearly impressed but then gave a mock glare at Luan "Saying bad jokes Luan that is such a dirty crime" He said in a detective voice.
Luan decided to play along "I couldn't help it officer it seems that I just been boxed…Get it?" She chuckled while the others groan at her actions except for Naruto who covered his mouth from letting out a little laugh.
"Hah" Luan pointed at Naruto "He gets it" Lola and Luan got tired of the jokes and decided to close the door on Luan slowly.
After a few warnings on Lincoln and another hug on Naruto later the two monitors left the two and entered their room to give a proper speech to Luan about being a good citizen and stop telling bad jokes.
Lincoln rushed to the bathroom for some reason "NO!" Naruto heard Lincoln yell in the bathroom before he heard the cars engine outside.
Lincoln's Room
"Okay I understand that your game broke but" Naruto pointed at Lincoln's friend who was rubbing Lincoln broken game onto his face with a weird expression.
"Why did you invite him?" Naruto muttered before sending a glare at Clyde who started muttering something which made him almost throw a punch at him.
"Ah Lori this machine was touched by her" Clyde sighed lovingly, rubbing the machine and holding it as if it was the most precious thing in the world but stopped when he felt Lincoln's little brothers mean glare on him.
"Hey Laruto" Clyde shyly greeted with an awkward smile while Naruto just glared harder, this guy just screams Pervert to Naruto.
"Well I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind" Lincoln said angrily ignoring the fact that Clyde started shivering from his brothers gaze.
He got out his duck phone and called Lori's phone and decided to tell her in a voice mail about how he was feeling.
One Very Impressive Cussing Act Later
"-O And that is why you are the worst sister ever!" Lincoln yelled into the phone and hanged it after finishing up his rant, he had a satisfying smile on his face meanwhile with Naruto and Clyde however...
"Great Kami" Naruto whispered out with wide eyes, he was gaping because the words that Lincoln said was so strong. Naruto bet if Madara or Stunade heard what Lincoln said they would immediately flinch from the action, Naruto was sure that some colorful words that Lincoln used wasn't even in the dictionary yet.
"I didn't know he had it in him" Naruto muttered, he heard something collapse and saw Clyde staring at Lincoln as if he committed a dangerous sin. The poor guy was shaking in his place but before they could compliment on it Lori opened the door into the room.
"L-L-Lori" Clyde gaped for a few seconds before (To Naruto's and Lori's disgust) grew a nosebleed and fainted, Naruto shook his head at Clyde with a look of disgust at how the guy acted especially in front of his sister.
"Ewww" Lori shivered a bit weirded out from Lincoln's friend's attitude. She just hopes that Naruto doesn't make weird male friends like that in the future "Hey Lincoln sorry for breaking your stupid toy so I brought you a new one" Lori threw Lincoln an object which he caught. He looked closely and saw that it was a new pair of game glasses before Lincoln could say something Lori left the room with a proud smile on her face.
"You are so Mature Lori" She patted herself on her back before she went to her room, locked it and went down stairs to watch Tv.
Lincoln peaked his head out of the door and saw Lori walking down stairs "Great it looks like she doesn't have her cell" He quickly turned to Clyde "While I try to delete the message I need you to be the look out" Clyde nodded but then gained a confident smile.
"That's easy after all I'm always on the lookout for Lori" Clyde said with his hands on his hips, he was sporting a big smile which faded when he heard Naruto's voice
"What did you just say Clyde?" Clyde gulped and turned to see Naruto glaring at him, he wasn't shaking because of Naruto no he was shaking because Naruto was holding a baseball bat twice his size with barely effort.
Naruto grew a sadistic smile on his face when Lincoln left the room to sneak into Lori's own.
Naruto glanced at his bat then at Clyde "Lincoln" Clyde called out but Lincoln was too far from the room to hear him, the poor guy was shivering in his place now as Naruto approached him.
Meanwhile Lincoln was in the hallway watching Lola and Lana giving a speech to Lily about safety, he glanced at the vents "I have to get in there" He then saw Lily crawling away from the two girls.
"She's making a run for it" Lana yelled out while chasing their crawling baby sister with Lola on her trail, she was falling behind her unknowingly however they passed Lincoln without realizing his position.
"Okay here I go" Lincoln ran into one of the many rooms and pushed a table aside to reveal a vent "Gotcha" He crawled into the vent but immediately got scared when Lucy was there as well, she was just sitting there in the corner of the vents with a piece of paper in her hands.
"Hey Lincoln hear my poem" Before Lincoln could protest Lucy started reciting her poem.
"Inside the wall I choose to be alone and If I ever get stuck please listen to my moan. So what do you think?" Lucy asked after reciting her poem but she then realized that her brother left.
"Sigh" She muttered.
Clyde was outside of Lincoln's room, he didn't know how he survived from Naruto's swinging his bat around but he did so now he was going to help Lincoln with his plan.
He noticed Lori coming up the stairs, he grew a panicked look but then gained a determined one "I have to stall her" he quickly took out a marker, drew a fake mustache over his lips and took off his shirt with that he turned to Lori who finally reached the top of the stairs.
She was looking at him almost expecting something "Well?" Lori started saying with a raised eyebrow wondering if her brother's friend is going to say something to her.
"And why is he Shirtless?!" Lori thought to herself.
Naruto who was still in the room peaked out to see what happens, he allowed Clyde to leave peacefully because he was supposed to be helping out his brother.
"Okay now I regret not hitting him" Naruto muttered when he saw Clyde looking at Lori with a daze look before he grew a nosebleed and fainted, a happy (Perverted in Naruto's opinion) smile on his face.
Lori who was disgusted with the blood ran to her room and opened it with a rageful expression thinking that her nosy brother was in there but she relaxed a bit since she couldn't see him. Unknown to her was the fact that Lincoln managed to come into her room to get her phone.
"I almost had it" Lincoln muttered quietly with sweat dripping from his face, Lori's phone was right in front of him but hearing footsteps coming to the door he quickly his under one of the beds that were in the room.
"Wow new messages" Lincoln heard Lori say to herself "I am so loved" He peaked out from under the bed just to see her leaving the room.
"The mission is compromised the package is on the move" He grew a panicked look meanwhile Lori walked down stairs while listening to her new messages on her phone. So far most of them were from Bobby, she sighed lovingly since she loves her Bobby.
"Oh I have to see this" Naruto said coming out of his and his brothers room, he saw Lincoln rushing out of Lori's room and passed by Lola and Lana who were eating donuts.
Lana stared at the running white haired boy "Shouldn't we get him?" Lana asked her sister who shrugged in response.
"Nah it's our break right now" Lola said munching on her donut.
Strawberry jelly filled Donut = Yum!.
A frightened Lincoln with a curious Naruto arrived downstairs just to see Lori renewing her messages while laying onto the couch just to hear the message go off "Hey Lori it's your dear brother Lincoln.. " Lincoln jumped at Lori to try and get the phone but instead landed in front of her with eyes closed.
"Here it comes" Lincoln closed his eyes while Naruto who was by the stair case just wondered what is going to happen next.
"Delete" Lori muttered while deleting the message before it could finish, Lincoln prayed to whatever Gods were watching over him but Da't glare Lori was giving him made him stop.
"Lincoln there are two rules in this house" Lori harshly said with narrowed eyes as she raised two fingers in the air.
"Stay out of my room and second of all… "
"And never call my phone!"
She said the two rules then started talking about how her voice mail was full and didn't need any messages from her brother but she said she is going to led it slide since she was feeling good today (Because of Bobby's Text).
She got off the couch and walked upstairs while talking to Bobby over the phone now and Lincoln sighed in relief, he was glad that she didn't see or hear the message but then froze up suddenly when Naruto started talking.
"Hey Lincoln where was that letter you know the one that you practiced your words on… the one that you put Lori's name on?" Naruto asked when he remembered that during Lincoln's rant his brother took out a piece of paper and wrote Lori's name on it.
"LINCOLN I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A HUMAN PRETZEL" Lori's loud and angry shout echoed through the house.
"…. Well time to do the official dance of the Loud House" Lincoln put on his game glasses "The Running Man" Lincoln started dancing his way out of the house with a huge smile as Naruto watched him dance onto the street and further away from their home.
"Hey I don't know where your going you Live here!" Naruto called out after the dancing boy "And now he is twerking in the neighborhood" Naruto deadpanned seeing Lincoln twerking on the street.
"Well there is no place better than The Loud House and I wouldn't trade it in the world" Naruto sighed out and decided to watch Tv ignoring Lori who was still shouting upstairs.
[Chapter 3 End]
Authors Note: Hello everybody again I am back! I want to thank all of you for reading my story and I am sorry if I have wasted your time.
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