Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or The Loud House characters and all credits goes to the people who created these shows separately.

[Chapter 4]

Naruto was peacefully sleeping in his bed room until he was rudely woken up by a loud honking noise, the noise scared Naruto a little bit as he jumped in his place on the bed. His vision was foggy since he woke up and looked around trying to find out what made that noise until his vision came back just for him to send an accusing look at Luan who was smiling down at him near the bed.

"Luan"

"Yeeeeeeees?" Luan smiled mischievously at him.

"You woke me up didn't you?" Naruto accused as he pointed at her.

"Noooooooo" Luan dragged out the word with her smile growing wider when she saw Naruto's twitching eyebrow about to levitate into a whole new level.

"Oh okay then answer my next question then.. why are you HOLDING A HORN IN FRONT OF ME?!" He screamed out with his eyes transfixed onto the giant clown horn that was placed in his sisters hands. Luan looked back at him with an innocent gaze while rubbing the horn on her arm like one of those villains on television rubbing their cat.

"Well I don't know why don't you answer this question.. why are you so horny in the morning.. Get it?" She laughed out loud while leaning back, her hands on her stomach while enjoying the good joke that she just said.

She stopped and realized what she said and quickly grew a wide eyed look, she was not suppose to be telling dirty jokes like that in front of her brother. She looked down when it was silent to see Naruto gazing at her with curious eyes "Horny?" Naruto tilted his head making Luan almost want to squeal out and hug him for being too cute.

She shook her head before looking at him in a panic like state "Laruto you can not tell anyone that I said that you" Luan grabbed his shoulders and looked at him seriously in the eyes. Oh God if Lori finds out that she of all people told a dirty joke to Laruto of all people she is going to be punished severely.

She widened her eyes at another thought "Or worse if mom and dad learned they are going to ground me" She thought before she felt a sudden movement under her.

Naruto was mentally laughing up a storm in his mind, the qualities and benefits of being a six year old was amazing to be in fact.

"Time to play an innocent child" He giggled in his mind before looking up at Luan who now was in attention "Horny as in I am horny with a chick" He tilted his head as his sister gaped at him not even acting panicked anymore.

"Horny as in I want my teacher?"

"Horny as in my sister's doll?"

"Oh wait I get the joke" Naruto put a fist on his palm just looking like any kind of innocent child "Since your holding a horn... than all girls holding a horn are horny" He stated it as if it was a fact in the universe, he rewarded himself by nodding sagely in advance meanwhile Luan...

She was stuck in her place just registering what her little brother said and she unconsciously shivered because Lori and her parents will definitely have her head for teaching him these words plus look at his face on how it looks like an angel.

Will they spare a funny girl or a little blonde adorable whiskered, innocent and sky blue eyed boy.

The choice was obvious of course. Naruto blinked when he saw his sister bending on her knees with her hands together making a puppy dog eyes look at him.

*Sniff*

She started sobbing comical tears "Please don't tell anyone" Her humor was all gone from her face while she kept a good hold on him and shook him.

"Promise me" She shook his small body back and forth and yelled out "PROMISE ME!" Naruto has no idea what she was thinking but he nodded a little weirded out by her attitude. Once she saw Naruto nod she quickly rushed out of the room with a red face just thinking on how to stop telling dirty jokes near the young loud ever again until he is older.

"Okay weird" He wondered what time it was and glanced at his alarm clock which decided to ring right about now, he stared at it blankly.

Now it decided to turn on!.

"Laruto honey it's almost time for school!" Naruto heard his mother's voice and smiled. It was nice to have someone caring for him to be early to school for once, though he shuddered when she mention school sometimes.

He liked it since nobody knows who he was but the fact that he has to go to school was very unsettling, of course he got used to it but he misses the time when he could just stay home instead of going to that place.

Oh well what a shame.

"I am coming down!" Naruto yelled to nobody in the room. The one thing weird about this house was that the walls are thin making it easier to hear what's going on in the next room, he then heard a soft snore and redirected his gaze onto his older brother who was wrapped in his blanket like a pig in the blanket on his bed.

Naruto chuckled when he remembered the time when Lana actually wrapped a pig in the blanket, of course the pig did not like that and tried to get it off but Lana did not want it off so she wrestled the pig for a while until it gave up and laid on its stomach while the little red capped loud pumped her fist in the air screaming out with victory. Screaming that she actually managed to get a pig in the blanket while Luan was stuck making jokes about pigs for an entire week.

Overall it was a good memory to him.

He went over to his brothers bed and on it "Lincoln" Naruto shook his brother who snuggled deeper into the warm blanket with a soft hum, Naruto looked at him with a soft expression "That is so precious" He got off the bed quietly and took a few steps away.

Before he ran at the bed and jumped high in the air landing on a indescribable pair of sacks.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Lincoln loud shout echoed throughout the house before the door to their room was knocked open by Luna who has a big smile with her hands on her guitar. She started playing it fast matching Lincoln scream while rocking her head back and forth "Nice Bro's that gave me an idea" Luna left the room, strumming her guitar with a huge grin on her face.

She finally had some inspiration from her little Bro's, she could not love them anymore than she could right now "Time to make a rocking tune" She rocked her guitar while walking down stairs towards the kitchen.

"Your awake now" Naruto innocent gaze met Lincoln's glaring eyes that were trying to intimidating him, he was failing of course as he tried to cover his testicular memorandai or in some scientist his sackus gialapotes. It was a very funny sight to him yet Naruto held it in since he was having a staring contest with his brother.

An innocent gaze versus a raging one.

Who will win?

The answer was simple as Lincoln sighed in defeat and rubbed his brother's spiky little head, Naruto grinned since it was obvious this match goes to him. An innocent fox always wins against an angry snow rabbit after all in this season "Okay let's get ready" Lincoln sighed as he got off his bed in the room.

"So who is this Ronnie Ann?" Naruto asked a simple question that made Lincoln swung his head towards Naruto with wide eyes as a soft blush warmed up to his cheeks "What do you mean?" Lincoln tried using that innocent look his brother always does but failed when he was starting to sweat on the side of his face.

Naruto snorted at him, his brother was a terrible liar.

"You kept mumbling about her in your sleep" Cue the blush act on his brother growing into a deeper shade of red, Naruto had to blink when Lincoln was right in front of his face. Lincoln bent down towards Naruto's ears "Do not say anything to the others please" Naruto stared at him weirdly, so what if he tells his sisters it's not like they are going to do anything.

"It's not like they are going to do anything" Naruto said out loud with a carefree tone which made Lincoln stare blankly at him.

"Oh really?" Lincoln said sarcastically with his arms folded in front of his chest. For him his sisters would probably doing any means to get him and the girl he likes together while for Naruto he is a special case.

Naruto nodded "Yup" He said making an emphasis on the p in 'Yup'. Naruto knew that his family likes to get involve in stuff but it can not be that bad... Right?.

"Remember the time when you found a love letter on your desk" Lincoln recalled the time when both an angry Lana and Lola came home one day, holding onto Naruto as if protecting him in a possessive state. They stood on both his sides with an angry pout on their faces while the others were confused until the two little girls latching onto Naruto explained.

They explained to them that they found a love letter on Naruto's desk on that days morning.

Dad congratulated his son for getting a love letter.

Mom and the rest of the children of the Louds however...


Flashback

Naruto came home with both Lana and Lola, both were stationed on his sides.

After coming home the two girls explained the situation to them which resulted complete silence in the Loud House meanwhile the neighbors got disturbed when it suddenly got quiet in the neighborhood too quiet, from their homes they glanced at the direction of 'The Loud House'. There was a reason why it was called The Loud House but it was deadly quiet for the neighbors to relax.

Meanwhile all the females in the Loud House who had a smile grew emotionless looks that turned into swift fury before Naruto could comprehend what's happening he suddenly found himself in his mother's arms, he looked at her with a questioning gaze before he felt her tighten the hug.

"Whose the hussy trying to date my baby" Rita grew enraged eyes at the fact that some girl was trying to be with her adorable whiskered baby, Lola and Lana who both look serious turned their gazed onto a bewildered Naruto.

"Yeah whose the girl" Lana harshly said with Lola beside her nodding with the same fierce look, Naruto did not understand what's going on so he looked at his siblings for help then he grew a frightened yet deadpan look.

A deadpan look because his father and brother were sneaking away from the room they were in and a frightened look because his sisters were right in front of him with eyes demanding answers.

Hell Luan doesn't even have the same cheerful smile on her face, Luna had a large scowl just like the others. Naruto looked at Lily in Lori's arm surely she would not react the same right. He was wrong when he could see a mix between a scowl and a pout on her face.

"Poo-poo" Naruto saw the adorable baby wave her arms around with some kind of Huff.

"What she said" Lisa the genius of the house said pointing at Lily, Naruto flinched was it him or has Lisa's calculative gaze just turn dangerous. "I'll get my bat if this girl thinks that she could date my baby brother" Lynn grumbled more threats under her breathe.

Naruto looked at Leni and relaxed a bit when her scowl turned back into a smile a little, but little did he know that Leni was thinking something entirely different. "I don't know who she is but she is going down just like the sales at the mall on Friday" Leni thought to herself while retaining that same smile on her face.

"She will be cursed for eternity" Lucy said without emotion making Naruto almost want to clap at her tone which could probably beat Itachi's voice.

Lori started texting to Bobby "Bobby have to go, a girl has a crush on my little brother.." Lori scratched her chin in thought then began texting again "Gonna turn her into a pretzel" She texted before sending it. After a while she got a text back from Bobby "Congratulations" Lori grew a irritated look. This was not fine at all! Why can't Bobby know about that.

Sure if a girl crushes on Lincoln it's okay but if a girl crushes on Laruto then it is not fine at all.

"Everything is okay" Naruto tried to calm things down in his mother's arms, he coughed when her hug increased maxfold. The females then began onto a long conversation on why Naruto must not respond to the letter, confused by their actions he agreed and their smiles came back so fast before he could even think of finishing Ramen.

Flashback End


"Okay I get it" Naruto muttered as Lincoln pulled himself back with a satisfied expression on his face "Mission complete" Lincoln thought, his current mission which was to not let his family members know about his crush was a Go! so far.

"Come on we have to get to school" Naruto said to Lincoln after they both got changed into their respective clothing.

They stopped when there was a rumbling noise in the room, Naruto looked sheepish avoiding eye contact at Lincoln who was going to laugh until his stomach responded by doing the same noise. Naruto grinned at the sheepish Lincoln who was now trying to avoid the Six year old's pair of eyes "You are hungry~" Naruto sang out while Lincoln blushed in embarrassment.

"Well so are you" Lincoln pointed out trying to make Naruto embarrass but he failed when Naruto gave back a cheesy smile "I am but I don't care" Naruto had his head held high up. He does not care if he is hungry at all in fact *Grumble* Naruto's stomach kept making noises telling its user that it was hungry.

Lincoln laughed out loud "Sure you are come on let's eat breakfast" He started out of the door with his backpack, Naruto followed after him with amusement showing in bright day in his own blue eyes "Are you ready to sit on the Kiddy table?" Lincoln upon hearing his brothers words stumbled a bit before walking down the stairs in a straight manner. Naruto smiled because he could obviously see that Lincoln was not ready to sit back on that table again.

Reaching downstairs into the kitchen they saw their mom, Naruto looked around "Mom where are the others?" Naruto asked out before he heard shouting upstairs that was connected about one thing.

Using the bathroom.

"Does that answer your question honey?" Rita said and Naruto doesn't have to know that his mother had a cheerful smile on her face when she was making breakfast. Lincoln glanced between the adult table and the Kiddy table before sighing out loud.

"Darn it" He grew a blank look and went over to the small table being followed by a laughing Naruto who kept snickering at his brother's face.

Wow what a way to start a morning.

[Chapter 4 End]

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