Chapter 2 - Planeptune

It was late in the morning during the CPU Holidays.

A lone lilac-haired girl lazed around on her bed. The warmth of her electric blanket just made her want to hunker down the entire week. She wore a thicker hoodie jacket than her usual but still no pants. Her long stripped stockings took place on warming her feet. She slept late in the night—reading perverted comic books and several raunchy fanfictions on Neppit.

One of them was about her and Noire. Based on the writing style that's really immersive and akin to a light novel, she was certain it's Blanc's.

That story went like this: Neptune was reading the light novel Blanc lent her with a goofy smile. The main theme of it being girl-on-girl romance. Noire came by visiting and she started teasing the lilac goddess' preference, teasing her—saying it's all gross or so. Neptune went silent out of blue and nearly started to cry, and that's when the black-haired girl got into panic mode and started apologizing profusely.

...and as a token of apology, Noire decided to grant any kind of wish Neptune want, as long it's not too unreasonable. Neptune went to kiss her and they had steamy night together—the description of the sexual scene was just so passionate and perverted.

"...it got me all mushy, but would Noire actually think of lil' me that way? Nah, it's impossible. She's not the romantic type."

As she woke up, Nep reminisced about things she read last night.

The bigger question clouded Neptune: why did Blanc thought she was gay? Well, she sometimes did excess touching to other girls, flirt on them, slept together with them and even got a bit overboard in bath. Just for fun though, no homo.

She also found guys attractive, just like Blanc and Vert. Only Noire was kinda uninterested, maybe cuz she's just a bit too serious about her work romance had no room—thought Nep. The black goddess didn't necessarily have to be interested in girls to have a weird reaction while Nep teased her. It could be due to her being socially awkward since she was too busy on her thingy.

"Well, that's pretty rude of me. I never really tried approaching guys at all—I got no confidence in myself since my sister was such a *** magnet. It's also weird since I also didn't have any reason to. I found both attractive but I find lil me' getting chummy on the girls since everyone's around me were lasses." thought Neptune

The question was a bit difficult for her. It's not as if she's gay, it would drastically affect her shares. Her popularity might go down to the male fans, but all of those yuri lovers would also burn their flames of passion, making the share problem somehow remedied.

What if Nepgear was gay? What if Histoire was gay? What if this dimension was gay? What if the next OC called Rainbow Heart would appear and make everyone homo?

Neptune smirked a bit with the thought of a gay Histoire. The image of the little oracle acting all cutesy and flirting with Neptune was totally a hilarious sight for the lilac girl. She knew few things though:

Chika was gay.

Cave was, without a doubt—gay. She knew both of them must be gay due to fanfictions she read from Neppit. It's the internet after all, everything on the web definitely was true.

Compa might be gay since she wanted to feel up Neptune at night, although Neptune wouldn't try to resist if she didn't straight up get that painful injection, literally.

She wasn't sure if RED was gay or not, her affection to her and other girls were somehow like a friendly gesture. Even if Nep and her had *** for 69 days straight, it would just be as if RED was saying hello.

Plutia was really gay due to her aggressive advances on her, and she remembered enjoying being the object of affection from one besides Nepgear. She secretly had a secret fantasy of imagining Iris Heart acting totally adorable. That's the best gap moe that would never came true for her.

Nepgear was definitely not gay, it's just familial affection. They bathed together, touched each other, slept on the same bed a lot. Nothing would happen, even if thingies did happen they were sisters so it's totally fine.

The older Neptune was kinda questionable: she once said she liked yuri a lot but never actually got all cuddly with someone in particular. The lil Nep had squeezed her boobs a lot but they never had the chance to get all chummy since big Nep wouldn't just stick to one place.

Uzume didn't seem to have any romantic relationships whatsoever, so she's definitely out of the loop. Neppy once tried to make her go Orange Heart and tried talking about perverted things—it felt really good as if she tried corrupting some innocent child. Ended up getting bonked by Gear and Histoire.

Neptune thought again, why did it matter if someone was gay or not? It''s not like anyone who's gay would jump and molest her at any moment. It might also be rude to talk about why they were gay.

Speaking of which, Neptune realized something: it was already late in the morning and her sister didn't wake her up—everything's really quiet.

The next moment, she saw Noire walking up to her room nonchalantly. Instead of her usual CPU outfit, she had that casual black t-shirt and white pants.

Still looking at her from bed, Neptune said this firsthand:

"Ummm...Noire, am I gay?"

"Huh?"

The black-haired goddess stared at the lilac girl as if she drank some weird medicine. Nep jumped the gun straight away without saying hello whatsoever.

"...lately, I felt I've been getting on skinship with other girls too much, and I kinda flirted around, but it's just for fun really. Would people think I'm actually gay or something?"

"I don't think something like that would affect our shares. Why are you bothered with it though?"

Noire ignored what the lilac girl said about her being touchy-touchy. She got pretty jealous when things like that happened, of course.

Neptune went out of the bed and turned on her monitor—there was the thread featuring story about her and Noire.

"It's this..."

"Well...that's only a fanfiction. They just wrote whatever nonsense they like for their amusement. Don't mind it Neptune, I don't think they had a grudge on you."

She kinda saw it also being about her, but she didn't paid any heed to it. Lastation sometimes had bad rumors about their CPUs and Candidates, and Noire was used to pay no heed if it's nothing major.

"Ah okay, thanks for the dibs."

Nep kinda got flabbergasted with all the motherly sensation coming from Noire; she felt herself becoming a little child.

"What's wrong with you today? You were awfully meek—I was thinking you'd be all energetic and jump me straight away. I was practicing my moves to give you a piledriver when you launched yourself too..."

"M-maybe cuz I haven't got my fill of pudding!"

Actually, Neptune didn't feel like eating pudding in this cold weather. She preferred curry rice with a bit of chili pepper to warm up.

"Right right, Histoire and Gear wanted me to keep an eye on you, so you didn't get any trouble. Though, since you seem to be a good girl, lemme get the pudding."

"Ayy."

As far as she knew, people on Neppit were pretty underground. They didn't really spread those things in real life, even in online gatherings. What went on the net, would stay at net—that's the motto. Real life brawls due to online rage would result in a permanent ban. Online harassment didn't count, but when it started to involve a disclosure of real-life information, a perma-ban would also follow.

That aside, Nep finally remembered last night. Nepgear told her she'd be leaving for Lastation on express train. The lilac sister somehow got bored of flying alone. There'd be a techy expo which Nepgear was a big fan of. Histoire would be with her; the oracle wanted to come along to conduct research on the Land of Black Regality. She would use things she learned to improve Planeptune in several ways.

Neptune didn't heard that over since she was busy watching perverted anime. She also didn't read the message sent to her phone—it was totally silent mode when she's in her own world. As Nep remembered it, she picked up her white-lilac patterned phone with pudding strap. There were a lot of missed calls and messages from Nepgear.

One of them was about Noire visiting.

Though she felt kinda weird—how come did she herself treat Noire appearing out of blue so casually? If Blanc or Vert dropped by without further notice, she might jump. As for the black-haired goddess—it's just the usual. She might outright deny it due to her tsundere attitude: Noire did came here quite often—as if she became a part of the Basilicom itself.

"...and she always said I'm busy...duh.."

"What are you talking 'bout, Nep-"

"Nepu!"

The lilac girl jumped when she saw Noire came in—which looked even more confused for her antics today.

"I really have no idea what's on your head. When I popped out of blue, the first thing you asked me was that weird question, and as I'm back from getting some pudding—told you in advance even..."

"...ehehe."

Noire blushed when she saw Nep being an airhead.

"Oh well, I can let out the details aside. Let's eat pudding, shall we?"

"M'kay."

It wasn't really a pudding, but one of the Lastation special Noire just brought for today. The concept was to make a gelatinous oden dish, which were packed in a tight metal compartment and able to prevent spillage; usually served hot. It was pretty popular with factory workers during winter: a condensed broth filled with meat and crunchy vegetables-also quite spicy with additives as chili pepper.

"Huh?"

Neptune realized something amiss about the 'pudding' Noire brought. She ate it
anyway since she felt rather hungry. The heated gelatin with its assorted crunchy meat and veggies made its way to her mouth; she swallowed ravenously—with such motions that made Noire blush again.

"...umm...Neptune, it's nice that you like it but, would you please show some modesty? You're a girl, you know, and a CPU on top of that."

The spiciness of the meal were a plus to the lilac girl. For the black goddess however—she couldn't stomach anything that spicy. The recipe was actually made by Uni and she had to tone it down so Noire could eat it without flaming her mouth.

"You're such a bore, Noire. Everyone already knows how I act, they kinda got used to it already. Was it because the way I ate made you excited?"

"I'm not a perv like you! Why would I be stimulated when I see someone eating anyway?"

"Again with you being tsundere. I really couldn't get enough of your gap moe."

"I'm not a tsundere! What the heck is this gap moe thing?"

"Well, you seem really uptight and serious on the outside, but when I push your buttons, you went all mushy and nervous spaghetti."

"Don't talk as if we're in that kind of relationship! That is the reason why people wrote gay fanfictions of us so much!"

"Why not, we're best buds ain't we? Isn't it normal for us to fool around a lot. It's just the Neppit users being a perv and took our relationship the wrong way, didn't they?"

"...yes that's true. At the very least, I still thought of you as a friend. If not, I wouldn't be coming to visit you ever so often."

"Ehehe..."

"I kinda understood a bit of stuff regarding that 'gap moe'. Neptune, when you just woke up you did act weird. Was it actually that 'gap moe' or were you just upset about something? I mean, did the gay fanfiction rile you up?"

"About that...well..."

"I won't push it if you don't wanna talk 'bout the stuff. Likewise, stuff like these do happen a lot. There's not just stuff about you and me, Vert and Blanc also got a lot. Even Nepgear, Uni, Rom and Ram also got sexualized."

"Wonders of the internet!"

"I kinda want to discuss with you the prospect of banning such lecherous material about us CPUs and Candidates. I dunno if you guys would agree. Blanc probably not since she also wrote the stuff, Vert kinda love the gay things as well. How about you though?"

"I dunno, Noire. I honestly find the stories to be quite interesting...I was...quite mushy because of that."

"Huh? D-don't tell me you actually felt that way just like in the story..."

Did she actually read the same story?

"...how should I put it? Ehehe...I may or may not think that it's actually us in real life."

"I definitely didn't think so. If in any case, I found you with that kind of novel I wouldn't really mind. Kinda surprising to think you actually read though."

"Aww...did you seriously think I'm a knucklehead?"

"I-I don't mean of it like that! Considering your energetic self I thought you'd be running across the nations, bugging us on daybreak or so."

"I'm more of a lazy bum though."

"So you actually admitted it."

Awkward silence permeated Nep's room. Their snack already got emptied out and the topic didn't seem to develop much.

"So, Noire. I was wondering if it's okay, you spending a whole day with me. I mean, in Lastation you'd currently be making lots of clothes and do cos-"

"S-stop it! I mean, seriously stop it okay! I just like making cute clothes and trying them on. I'll make some outfits for you too. That aside, Nepgear should left some sewing machine nearby, but I felt like—this room was a bit..."

The black goddess looked at Nep's room, resembling a bit of a shipwreck. It's usually Nepgear who cleaned stuff off, occasionally borrowing Nep's porn and watching it by herself. Though in Noire's case...

"No! Don't! I can clean my room by myself!"

Much to the protest, Noire started re-arranging some stuff on the desk. All was fine and dandy until she came across something under the bed.

"Neptune, i don't mind if I find any perverted stuff in there—what's this book...today Noire was being lil bit dreamy and it made me—"

"Ahhhhhh!"

The lilac girl tried to snatch the purple notebook on the way, but since her movements was too sudden she kinda forgot to maintain balance and fell on top of Noire—her face was buried in Noire's bosom.

"It's soft and comfy..."

"Neptune..."

Under normal circumstances, Noire would shove the lilac girl right away, but she kinda felt off due to the words written on the notebook. She was dreamy? It made her—what? She truly wanted to know—she's dying to know how the lazy slob felt about her.

As the scent of Nep's hair went to her, she started feeling a bit nauseous. What's with this smell? How long ago did she bathed? It truly ruined the mood for the black-haired girl.

"Hey, Neptune."

"...mhhh...ahnn...what?"

Still feeling up Noire's bosom on her face, the slob goddess replied groggily.

"I need to wash you, like, right now."

"W-whadaya mean...it's like too soon for us to be doing it right now...I know we're best buds but going that far is just.."

"Why do you think I would do such thing! I just couldn't stand your smell right now! How long ago did you actually bathe anyway?"

"Ehh...three days?"

"Goodness, Neptune. Let's go take a bath. I truly want some shower too."

"Me...and Noire...naked?"

"I-I don't see what's wrong, we're both girls aren't we. Are you just embarrassed because you're not well-endowed? Well, I don't find your stature unappealing at very least...I don't dislike it..."

"...come and get me, baby."

Blowing up a silly looking kiss in the air, Neptune quickly stripped and ran to the bath. Sometime later, Noire heard a loud thump which followed by a crying voice. When she came in to check, she found the lilac girl lying face flat on the floor, naked.

There was a soap.

Noire thought, well the goofy kid actually had some kind of gap moe. That lazy attitude, but out of sudden she could be rather aggressive. She wasn't sure what exactly did the 'gap moe' actually meant, but she was rather happy being able to see other sides of Planeptune's CPU.

...though it's technically Nepgear who did most of the work.

"Well, I came and got you. Hehe..."

That dependable goddess who were considered the strongest of four, who would even put her life on the line to save her friends—actually were the kind of person she couldn't left alone.

With her being a helpless girl, it just made Noire wanted to keep watch over. Since Uni was able to get by on her own, the Lastation's CPU practically couldn't took care of her little sister much again. When she looked at Neptune, did she found the snobby little sister figure she just wanted to raise?

Or was it, something else—like love perhaps?

She totally didn't care if Neptune was gay or not. Maybe it would hurt if she left for someone else more suited, but until the lilac girl was able to give her answer, Noire wanted to care for her the best she could.

"There...there..." she applied a disinfectant on the injured area, although there's no wounds.

Harboring no sexual thoughts, she washed Neptune's nude body. Cleaning her thoroughly, getting rid of all the unpleasant smell. Making sure not to touch any sensitive parts, she used some blower which sprayed the soap, and rinsed with the shower.

There was occasional moaning when Noire washed the girl's back, it distracted the black goddess a bit. Might be due to her seeing Neptune as little sister or maybe some kid, she didn't get affected that much. That's when the sounds Nep made started getting a bit more perverted.

"Hey, just quiet down will you! Soap might get to your eyes."

"...ahhnn...Noire, you just couldn't take a hint will you. So, when will we gonna do it?"

Neptune covered her chest, with her entire body being filled with soap. She blushed rather hard and Noire was starting to feel a bit funny.

"...do...what?"

She just expected something that would kill the mood again.

"I mean fuc—taking the bath together of course."

"No thanks. I mean, you might rape me as soon as I stripped." Noire's face started to become pretty smug when she eyed Nep's undeveloped body.

"...t-that's supposed to be my line. Your face is pretty dangerous now, Noire...wahh!"

The black-haired girl poured a bucket of warm water, rinsing Nep's soaped body completely, whilst still turning as to not getting a full view of a defenseless little girl.

"Just stop being the little devil, will ya. I got your clothes in the hanger, it's a new just brought so dunno if it would fit your size."

It's a lilac patterned t-shirt and pants, of similar kind to what Noire currently wore. She wrapped a towel on Nep's body and trying her best to avoid looking. Though, that's when the little CPU pulled Noire's hand and pressed it against her petite chest.

"...umm...i-it's just a flat board..."

She tried her best not to get stimulated.

"That's really rude, Noire. Do I have to transform?"

"No, please don't. I'm really sorry..."

It's not as if Neptune''s transformation were scary like Plutia's. Noire just didn't want Purple Heart's dynamite body to push her off the edge. It was obvious enough that she had feelings for Nep, but as for getting physical she felt it's just too early for her.

If possible, she just wanted to dote on the slob goddess as if she's the little sister with gap moe, in which Noire found endearing.

"..oh well, you're such a bore, Noire. I don't dislike you for that though."

"Ahaha..."

They cleaned the place together. Neptune was a bit more motivated about this, when usually she'd be sleeping all day long. That's cuz Noire would just snoop on her private stuff if she just left it be to the black goddess. After that, they'd be having lunch and dinner—in which they made together, although it's mostly Nep lending a hand since Noire didn't cook that much at home.

On the side, they played games like usual. At certain times Nep really want to watch porn together with Noire, but the black goddess didn't seem interested at the thought. Nepgear also refused her invitation, saying it's better to watch it alone. The lilac girl just want to know the feeling of watching perverted material with someone else.

She brought something up during the night. At the Basilicom's balcony, countless fireworks soared up the sky. Noire's sight was glued to the extravagant display of Credits being burned in such short time. A part of her also believed that Lastation's display was a lot more prevalent and Planeptune had a lot of ways to go. The black lady was rather engrossed, she didn't notice Neptune walking up at briskly pace to her.

It was when the lilac girl was beside her and during the same moment, a firework containing array of vibrant colors launched to the sky. It made her heart jump with Neptune's visage in front of such beautiful display. The girl's lips moved rather sexily, or it's just Noire who anticipated something to come when Nep came out on this occasion.

"Noire..."

...is she going to confess? The Lastation goddess' heartbeat raced even further, every second seem to be so long, until Neptune finally muttered:

"Can we watch porn now?"

It's not as if Noire outright hated porn, but Neptune at times had really weird fetishes which made the black-haired girl somehow uncomfortable.

"...the normal kind?"

"The normal kind."

Even though it's the actual normal thing. It's not as if they would both bang immediately, knowing their rather reserved nature.

"What's the knock of it?"

"One of the actress kinda looks like you."

There were various adult video showing actresses who cosplay as the CPUs, it's pretty popular due to the approval of doujin movement, courtesy of Vert and Blanc.

"Ahhhhhh! You're going to bully me again with your choice of stuff ain't you."

"...as a payback of you being such a wuss at the bath."

"...and you wouldn't even jump me when you're on top earlier."

"You would reject anyway cuz I smell."

"Sigh..."

Both of them let out a disappointed grunt. Why did they hold back so much? It wasn't if there's anything morally wrong and this dimension was pretty open to a lot of things, even futanari and tentacle rape.

"I guess both of us were quite idiotic uh...oww!"

"Ouch!"

When Neptune and Noire turned their heads by, they accidentally bonked heads. The bump was kinda hard and when Nepgear and Histoire came later that night, they had to treat both CPUs head injury, albeit minor.

Even though her head still hurt, Noire was kinda happy she finally slept together with Neptune on the same bed.

Although she woke up the next morning with Neptune's feet on her nose.

"...urgh...I took back everything good I thought about you."

Regardless of that, Noire felt grateful to witness the lil Nep's gap moe. It would be a memory which made her cutely giggle from time to time.

As for Neptune, she still look forward to watch porn with Noire. Hopefully the black goddess would open up her restraint sometime.

...meanwhile, when Neptune watched porn with Nepgear, the lilac sister commented like this.

"Sis, these people can't read. It clearly says do not fist android girls."

Lots of playful laughter were made that night.

It would be nice if she could share the happiness with Noire in near future.

Siesta Time – End.

Note : I'd be making the version with the candidates later on. Might not be that soon since I was rather slow on writing.