A/N: Oh geez, I had 4 reviews to read when I checked my email. :D You guys should have seen the smile on my face when I read them! Hehe! I'm kind of sad because there was someone who used to read my story when I first started writing and they would always leave me the cutest reviews but I don't think he/she reads my story anymore. DX Anyways, here's chapter 13! ^_^ Oh and I know a lot of you guys are worried that I'm going to suddenly disappear and stop writing this… do not fear! I've seen that happen way too many times as well, with REALLY good stories and it's such a shame. I vow to you I will complete it no matter what. 3

I don't own Legend of Zelda!

Chapter 13: Embarrassing Moments

Dark's stomach was full of butterflies. His heart was beating a bit faster than normal and the blood flowing through his veins felt warm and comforting. He couldn't be happier than he was at this moment. He looked over to Link who was skillfully sharpening his master sword. He had told Dark about the wretched monster he had to kill off at the bottom of the well and how he hoped that he would not have to run into another one in the shadow temple. Dark shared his story of meeting a goron for the first time and how he had mistaken it for simply a rock. This made Link laugh so hard he began to turn a bright red from the lack of oxygen. It was amazing at how well they were getting along after the pain they had recently put each other through.

"Hey Link…" Dark muttered after a few moments of peaceful silence. They didn't need to constantly have a conversation to enjoy each other's company.

"Yessss?" Link purred as he gently slid a finger across his blade. It immediately drew blood and he then sheathed his sword knowing it was well sharpened. He brought his finger to lips and began to gently suck the blood away. Dark pretended not to notice.

"About that offer of putting off the shadow temple for one more day… is that still up for grabs?" Dark asked with pleading puppy dog eyes. He clasped his hands together and pouted his lower lip, "Please?" He begged. Link smiled and nodded his head.

"Of course." He responded as he pulled Dark's sword from his sheath and prepared to sharpen its edge as well.

"What if Sheik comes and ruins the mood…" Dark grumbled crossing his arms with a scowl.

"I will have to tell him the truth." Link sighed, "I want to spend one more day with Dark. I did just conquer the well, you know. That's a task in itself." He added with a wink as he slid Dark's sword across the whetstone.

"Wow, I didn't think you would actually do that for me…" Dark said with a grin. Link frowned.

"Sharpen your sword? Or take a day off?"

"Take a day off."

"Why not?" Link asked as he handed Dark his sword.

"I don't know… I always thought your hero duties came before anything." Dark answered shrugging. He then mimicked Link by sliding his middle finger gently across the blade. He smirked as he watched the blood run down his finger. He lapped it up with his tongue showing off his fearsome looking fangs as he did so. Link just rolled his eyes. Dark looked like some sort of sadistic vampire.

"Well, before I met you… I never had anybody to spend time with before. So there was no reason to take a day off, you know? I mean, I have friends like Malon and the forest kids but… I wouldn't really take the time to spend a whole day with them. It's not as though I'm trying to be rude it's just… I never really thought about it." Link replied with a confused expression. He was thinking if what he just said sounded extremely selfish or if it was just the truth.

"Yeah I see what you're saying… so you aren't disturbed or anything by what I told you, right?" Dark asked with a gloomy expression as he placed the sword back into its sheath and set it next to Link's.

"No…" Link mumbled, "I… I think I feel the same way." He answered shifting his legs nervously.

"And… you don't care that I'm… you know… a man?" Dark questioned uneasily, but staring intently into Link's eyes for an honest answer.

"A man? You're merely a grown boy." Link laughed jokingly but stopped when Dark continued to stare at him with a stern expression. He gulped realizing that Dark was being very serious.

"Well, it's a new concept..." Link stated, "But if that's how I feel, that's how I feel. I can't change that." Link replied with a smile.

"And… you don't care… that I'm basically your twin right?" Dark asked awkwardly.

"Ugh!" Link groaned almost falling backwards in shock at Dark's statement, "Let's just not question it Dark… you're making it harder than it has to be…" He responded with a glare. Dark laughed evilly and tackled Link to the floor with a hug.

"Ah… Da-ark… to tight!" Link squealed while squirming beneath Dark's weight.

"Are you calling me fat?" Dark shrieked with a phony shocked expression.

"Oh yes… you're just enormous… what ever will I do with you…" Link muttered between breaths as he continued to wiggle underneath him.

"So what are you going to tell that Sheikah the next time he tries to make the moves on you?" Dark interrogated with a raised brow and a stern look. He shifted his weight to Link's hips and began pinning his arms down.

"I'm going to have to tell him the truth…" Link responded but Dark just stared at him as if to explain what he meant.

"That he can't have none of this…" Link teased raising his brow a couple of times to try and look sexy. Dark grinned seductively his red eyes began to glow with pleasure. He kissed the tip of Link's nose and then rolled off of him, "Hey, where are you going?" Link pouted. Dark turned around flashing his sharp fangs in a devilish grin.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea you were enjoying it." He purred, "However… I'm quite exhausted. It's time for bed." Link's jaw dropped and he crossed his arms.

"Fine then." He huffed and stood up from the ground dusting himself off.

"So, who's sleeping on the floor?" Dark asked while sliding off his tunic and then stretching his arms and back making sure to accentuate his lean muscles in hopes to get Link's attention, "I suppose I'll be the gentlemen and let you take the bed." Dark finished as he realized that Link wasn't falling for it. He started to grab an extra pillow but Link smacked his hand away.

"Why are you so weird about sleeping next to me?" Link asked with an annoyed expression. Dark's eyes grew wide with bewilderment.

"I-I most certainly am not!" Dark stuttered, "I just don't want to be too straightforward!" He said defensively.

"You're such a liar! You had to make it the most awkward situation ever back at my house in the forest…" Link shouted playfully. Dark crossed his arms and scowled at him in return.

"It's just sleeping Dark… it's not like we're doing anything naughty." Link replied nonchalantly. He gave Dark a sly smile and pulled off his emerald green tunic as well. Dark blushed profusely annoyed that Link didn't have the same reaction when he had undressed and turned away from him, jumping underneath the covers of the bed.

"Night." He muttered quickly as he covered his head with the quilt closing his eyes tight. Link laughed at how innocent Dark seemed even though he was supposed to be the darker half, "Oh… hey Link, tomorrow can we… OH MY!" Dark squealed as he turned to see Link about to slide off his pants. Link jumped back in fright. Dark's sudden outburst had caught him off guard.

"Dark! Sweet goddesses… you scared me! And calm down! I'm wearing undergarments!" Link explained throwing his hands to the air and pulling a piece of fabric from beneath his pants to prove it. Dark flushed with embarrassment and turned back around, "Aren't you?" He asked Dark, "I noticed you didn't take off your pants… but I thought you were just shy!"

Dark remained silent, his cheeks burning with shame. Link laughed hysterics when he realized that was a 'no' and then the thought of Dark constantly being 'free' underneath his clothes made him crack up even more.

"Shut up…" Dark murmured from beneath the covers. Link put a hand to his mouth to silence himself and slid into the bed next to him. He threw an arm over Dark's torso and wrapped it around his stomach. Dark relaxed into his body, loving the feeling of their skin on skin contact.

"Goodnight Dark… sweet dreams…" Link muttered softly as he slowly drifted to sleep.

Link pushed Dark to the floor, pinning his arms high above his head and straddling his waist. He pressed his lips roughly to those of Dark's, kissing him hard. He nipped at his lower lip slowly sliding a calloused hand up his shirt. It sent chills up Dark's spine as he felt his rough hands caress his body. Dark broke their kiss and grabbed Link's hips and rolled the two of them over so he could be the one with dominance. He lightly grazed his tongue against Link's neck switching from rough kisses to gentle bites down to his collar bone.

Link reached up and grabbed Dark's luscious black locks causing him to groan with pleasure. Dark slyly slid his hand down Link's muscular chest and towards his hips.

"Dark…" Link whimpered as he thrust his body upwards grinding against him...

"Dark… Dark!" Link shouted at the drooling man sound asleep with his arms and legs spread, "Dark, wake up!" Link repeated shaking his shoulders. Dark's eyes shot open as he realized it had all been just a dream… He frowned and sighed until he noticed something warm and sticky around his lower region. His eyes grew wide and he pulled the covers to his neck.

"Link… go away." He muttered as he thought of how to avoid this without causing as much embarrassment as possible.

"Why, what's wrong? We're you having a nightmare? You kept calling my name?" Link asked as he crawled back onto the bed.

"Seriously Link… get lost." He said again and kicked him off. Link stumbled down to the floor with a thud and then arose with an angry scowl.

"What's your problem, Dark? What's wrong with you?" Link asked again trying to pry off the quilt he was hiding under. Dark tugged at it with all his strength but eventually Link had the upper hand and yanked it away. Dark threw his head back in guilt as he noticed Link's eyes practically bulge from his head as he stared at his crotch. Sure enough there was a small wet area staining his white breeches. Link's cheeks started to turn a bright pink as his lips curled into a grin.

"Please don't laugh…" Dark groaned with his eyes closed, but he couldn't help it. He fell to the floor laughing immensely while holding his hands to his stomach, "Link… come on. It isn't funny…" Dark mumbled. Link just continued to roll across the floor in giggling agony. Dark began to get angry. He stood up, walked over to Link, and socked him one to the jaw. Not too hard, but hard enough so he would get the message. Link stopped laughing immediately and rubbed his aching face.

"Hey… that was rude!" He cried in pain, "So… so I guess you weren't having a nightmare after all!" He snickered again, smacking his knee in amusement. Dark just glared evilly at him. How embarrassing!… I knew this would happen… next time I'm sleeping on the floor!

"I'm going to the bathroom to clean up… funny man." Dark sneered and left the room. When he returned Link was dressed and ready to go. Dark was still upset with him. It's not like he intended for that to happen, the least Link could do was pretend like he hadn't noticed to save him from the shame. Dark began to dress himself, this time in his regular black tunic rather than the red and equipped his sword and shield. He really didn't have anything else besides those items and the clothes on his back.

"What's wrong, don't feel like wearing red today?" Link teased elbowing him in the side.

"It's not really my color." Dark answered snootily even though it matched his eyes perfect, "It makes me look paler than I already am."

"You are such a woman!" Link joked with a chuckle.

"If anyone's a woman in the relationship, it's you…" Dark muttered walking towards the door.

"Me? Why's that?" Link cried out after him. Dark bellowed a hearty laugh and turned to face the embarrassed blonde. He leaned against the wall and crossed his arms.

"Because," Dark stated, "Look at you. You look so delicate, with your fluffy blonde hair and your sparkling eyes. Plus, look at your bony figure!"

"You're just as thin as me!" Link retaliated waving his arms in the air. He knew Dark was just trying to give him a hard time but he didn't like it. I guess this is what I get for poking fun at him… Link thought.

"Whatever… what really makes me the man is…," Dark started and then walked over to Link and cupped his hand to his ear, "I'm taller…" He whispered.

Link's jaw dropped in utter shock.

"You… didn't!"

A/N: Ahahahaha! Height difference! A man's worst nightmare. Ahh, I crack myself up. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I put a little taste of smut in there for you guys. ;) Too bad it was a dream! Oh, and poor Dark! How embarrassing. DX Please leave a review! Remember: You can never leave too many reviews. ;D