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I had a plan. Well, sort of. In my rage and thirst for vengeance, I had written up a plan that seemed perfect at the time. Now... It's ehh. It's intricate, tricky, and requires almost perfect timing. It involved a lot of... Stuff.
First, I had to find who was behind this. And then find them. This was a whole lot harder now that I thought about it. If you saw my list of things I would say once I saved the day and arrested them... Oh, gosh. Just. Terribly. Corny.
But I was still going to use my plan. At least, part of it. I gathered the gang, minus Emerald, and told them what we had to do.
"We have to look for who's behind this. We are going to check Herbert's lair and investigate because it's possibly him."
I saw Jet smirk at Dot, and Dot roll her eyes.
"But that doesn't mean it is Herbert," I continued.
Jet's face fell, and Dot smirked.
We all grabbed our supplies, and this time I had my flashlight. We walked to the Ski Lift and took it up to the Ski Mountain. We went to the Wilderness and found the entrance to Herbert's lair.
"On my count, guys," I whispered.
Rookie, Jet, Gary, and Dot nodded.
"One, two," I said," THREE!"
We jumped into the lair, armed with all of our Spy Gear.
"Herbert, you are under arrest for the kidnapping of- OH MY COD, I'M BLIND!"
Herbert was wrapped in a towel, but he was pink. Not pink and fluffy, just pink. No fur at all.
"GAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" he roared.
"Why are you fur-less?!" I shouted.
"That is none of your business!" Herbert yelled.
Klutzy clicked. "No, Klutzy, I won't tell them!"
Klutzy clicked again.
"Oh, fine! I bought this shampoo and conditioner off the Internet because I always need to keep my fur silky smooth, and this is what it did! Happy now?" Herbert explained angrily.
Gary, Dot, Rookie, Jet, and I looked at each other. Then we all starting laughing hysterically.
"It's not funny! All my fur, gone!" Herbert complained.
I tried to compose myself. "You're right, Herbert, it's not funny," I said, and he smiled.
"Well, thank you GiGi-"
"It's hilarious!" I continued, laughing.
He glared at me. "And I thought I might like you...," he said as he walked away.
"Oh no you don't!" Dot said as she cuffed him.
"What the- What did I do?" Herbert questioned.
"Know anything about these penguins?" Jet Pack Guy asked, holding pictures up of the missing penguins.
"Er, no. I saw that one once at the Ski Lodge, but that was a while ago. I have no clue who those penguins are."
We were so confused. We were confused before, but now even more so. So... Herbert didn't do it?
"P-p-pardon?" Gary stuttered, shocked.
"Are you deaf? I don't know these penguins at all," Herbert said.
"Awkward...," Rookie said quietly.
We glared at him, and he tried to whistle innocently. I rolled my eyes and turned to Herbert.
"So you didn't-"
"Yes, yes, I didn't do it," Herbert said as he pushed us out the door, "Now go so I can try to fix my fur. And you shall not speak of this to anyone else!"
We fell out onto the snow, and the door slammed shut.
"Back to square one, I suppose," Gary said.
"On the bright side, I have blackmail photos!" I said.
Everyone rushed over to me to get a better look at pictures I took of Herbert.
Let's just say he wouldn't be bothering us for a while, unless he wanted this picture to go viral.
And believe me when I say I'm capable of doing that.
It wasn't Herbert?! Oh, fudge. At least we got some good pictures!
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