When we combine…

We will fucking kill you all

"Okay, that's the end of it." Miza jumped off the Lapras to flop on the warm Alolan sand. "I hate SOS battles." She muttered as she looked at the dive ball. "Rotom, what's the 'Dex entry?"

"Zsst, Wishiwashi Solo Form: When it's in trouble, its eyes moisten and begin to shine. The shining light attracts its comrades, and they stand together against their enemies."

"Wait, 'Solo Form'?" Miza said. "Oh, yeah, the Totem Wishiwashi was the School Form. What's the entry for that?"

"Wishiwashi School Form: Weak Wishiwashi school together to concentrate their power. Their united force makes them the demon of the sea, feared near and far." Rotom said.

"Well, damn." Miza said. "Oh well, time for the box."

* * PC Box * *

Karp sawm through the murky water. His enemies had been destroyed. They had mocked him when he was a lowly Magikarp. Well, they had paid the price.

"Oh, dear." A small voice said.

"And who are you?" Karp said.

"Oh, hi!" The small blue and white fish smile. Its eyes gleamed. "I'm Legion!"

"Legion?" Karp swam around the fish. It didn't notice the small dark shapes swimming below it. "And why is that?" Nor did Karp notice the other aquatic Alolan Pokémon hurry away. The Salazzle that had been basking in the sunlight hissed and slithered away.

"Because, when I am threatened." The Wishiwashi was consumed by its fellows. "We are Legion!"

'Oh shit.' Karp thought as the dark blue monstrosity stared it down.

"And like you, one who was so weak, we are now powerful." Legion said.

* * Later * *

"Dammit." Miza said as she looked at the Wishiwashi happily swimming in the bloody water. "Not again." She paused. "At least it isn't a carnivore like Karp was." She noted that the Wishiwashi wasn't eating any of the Gyrados bits in the water.

"Lazzle?" The Salazzle slithered up and hissed secutively.

"No means no." Miza said pushing her off.

"Lazz…" The Pokémon whined. "Sal."

"Oh shush." Miza stalked off. "I really need to box my Pokémon better."

So this is a continuation of "When I Evolve". Mainly because of the Dex entries and how much easier the Totem Wishiwashi becomes after the school form is gone.

I named my Wishiwashi Legion… Legion is awesome.

Uh, the Salazzle is a pervert because of the dex entry and how it reacts in Pokémon Refresh. The most pleasure it gets is where the naughty bits would be.

And the dex states that Salazzles have male harems and exude a pheromone that enchants any male. Seriously, Salazzle is also awesome with the Corrosion ability that allows her and Salandits to poison ANY type. Including Steel and other Poison types.

Heh, Matriarch(my Salazzle from Pokémon Moon) wrecked nearly every Totem Pokémon with Toxic, Venoshock and a crap ton of stalling.

Seriously, get yourself a female Salandit and evolve it. You won't regret it.

Other stories probably won't be updated… Maybe Eeveelutions to do the Z-Move but most of the others are hitting writer's blocks that are damn near unmovable.

And life. Life is being a pain.

Well, TTFN!

Ta ta for now!