Well... my friend is heading to China so I'm uploading this for him so he's not bored with watching Chinese shows with subtitles... poor man...

Just as another side note... PLEASE REVIEW! I need ideas for the upcoming ideas and for fillers in between the Vytal Festival fights. The fights are all going to be OC but DRSK are going to verse three cameo teams... who will be revealed later

Naughtbeast

Chapter 30:

It's been 3 minutes… where the hell are they?

Demon had made it back to the garage at Beacon and was waiting for Yang and Tempest to arrive, leaning against Cerberus while Rosaline was still sitting on the seat, resting her head in her hands.

Finally, he heard the screeching of burning rubber and Yang came at top speed into the garage, stopping on a dime as the tires screamed and left a large rubber burn on the concrete.

"You cheated…" came the voice of Yang as she got off Bumblebee, a scowl on her face.

"Nope… just built an engine that could power one of your airships and shoved it in a bike" Demon retorted, smiling as he practically tasted the salt coming from her.

"Do I taste salt Yang?" asked Tempest, reading Demon's mind before he could say anything else. "I mean he did beat us here"

"HIS BIKE IS POWERED BY A NUCLEAR REACTOR!"

Tempest turned to Demon with a hurt look on his face.

"I thought you said that you didn't have any sources of uranium!"

"I only said that because I didn't want you to get your hands on ammo for that rocket launcher"

"I'm still pissed that you just gave me the launcher"

"What are you guys talking about" interrupted Rosaline, not exactly knowing the topic. Demon turned to her and filled in the details.

"Back at the training camp thingy I promised Tempest here the rocket launcher he wanted when he was in the pod… so I gave him the launcher and no ammo… and it doesn't fit any shots other than the ones specifically made for it"

She looked at him with an 'are you kidding me?' look which he could only reply to by shrugging his shoulders.

"So… Tempest you better get going if you wanna cook"

"ON IT!" shouted the pilot, sprinting out of the room at top speed and heading for the dining hall.

The others locked up their bikes, Demon taking his back to the pod, heading back to their dorms afterwards. When they were going, they heard strange noises coming from the Angels room, loud thumps and shouting. Demon busted in, ready to shoot anything that would threaten them, until he was silenced by a pillow thrown his way.

"SHHHHHHHH!" warned Josh as he was watching a movie that was being holo-projected from Sid. He was sitting in a bean-bag on the floor but there were also 3 more couches in a ring around the screen. Demon saw the entirety of team JNPR, Jaeger, Markus, Kira, Ruby, Weiss and Blake were also here, sitting sprawled around the room in different positions of comfort. Food packets and beer bottles were sitting empty around the room, most of them being around Josh. As he continued looking at the scene, he saw glowing lights from the window and found that all 3 Titans were also watching the movie, thoroughly engrossed in it, so much that they didn't even acknowledge him.

"CAST IT INTO THE FIRE FRODO!" came a voice from the screen and Demon immediately face-palmed.

"Are you seriously watching Lord of the Rings?" whispered Demon as he went and sat down next to Josh.

"Yep… I'm surprised at the amount of movie's that you have stored on Sid"

"It gets boring waiting for a fight so I either fix stuff or watch movies…"

"How did you even afford all of them?"

"Pffft… who pays for movies these days? I just downloaded them off a black market channel"

"and you picked Lord of the Rings?"

"It's a good movie"

It was then that Rosaline made the biggest mistake of her existence… she said something that you should never say in the presence of nerds…

"What's Lord of the Rings…" she asked, almost too innocently.

Josh immediately stopped watching and his head turned back to face her, his eyes turning to soulless voids.

"You don't know what it is?"

"Umm… no?"

"OK… we're watching it from the start!" he announced, getting up and beginning to press buttons on the back of Sid.

"OH COME ON!" complained everyone in the room. "WE WERE JUST NEAR THE END!" Vanessa shouted from outside. Everyone turned to Rosaline with angry looks, the girl just shrugging guiltily.

"How come Vanessa isn't trying to kill you?" Demon asked, noting the change in behaviour.

"I just payed Markus to hack into her programming and remove all memories of me"

"Really?"

"WHAT! I was getting lonely watching the movies by myself… and I was drunk"

"Ok then… well you guys have fun; I'm going to check on how dinner is going… you guys haven't had any have you?"

He received head shakes all round.

"Perfect…" he chided, heading out to the dining area. He was half-way there when he heard footsteps behind him and turned to see Yang running to catch up to him. He waited for her to get to him before continuing to walk.

"So how exactly does Tempest know how to cook" she asked, still trying to figure out how he could actually make good food.

"Well… I could tell you but here he comes now!" he replied, gesturing to the figure walking towards them from across the courtyard. It was Tempest with a large boar slung over his left shoulder and a rocket launcher and several other weapons slung over the other.

"Hello there! Just heading off to get cooking" he said, not stopping to talk but still walking off towards what looked to be the firing range.

"What are you doing?" inquired Yang, not sure what was happening, but walked behind him as he went.

"Tenderising!" was all her replied with as he walked into the firing range, shutting the door behind him. Yang made to grab for the handle, but her arm was stopped as Demon grabbed it.

"You might not want to go in there… you might not come out entirely sane"

"Huh?"

Her answer was answered by the 'phoomph' of a rocket being sent at a target and the resounding 'boom' that followed. When that was over, she heard several wet splats as things hit the wall they were near. About a minute later, she heard a large machine gun going off, continuing to fire for about 20 seconds until it went out of ammo, then was replaced by the sound of a Charge Rifle spinning up. After the weapon discharged, it was silent for a while until the door was opened by Tempest who had a large sack slung over his back instead of the pig.

"Well the pork's done" he announced, walking off back to the dining hall and leaving the siblings at the door.

Yang looked inside the firing range and was lost for words… nothing was different… literally nothing. It looked exactly the same as it would have been if it was freshly cleaned by the sanitation staff. She looked at Demon with a completely confused look and he just laughed before following Tempest back to the dining hall where a couple of students were still chatting at some of the tables. Demon and Yang went and sat down at an unoccupied table, talking a bit before having the usual serving lady sit down as well.

"Is he yours?" she asked, gesturing to the kitchen as loud banging sounds were heard.

"Yea, sorry if stuff gets broken" Demon apologised, knowing that he would probably blow something up.

"Nah, it's fine… he's paying for it anyway"

"Paying? He doesn't have any money"

"He gave me a number that I could bill"

"And what would that be?"

"ummm… 125 347 674 908 236"

Yang immediately face-palmed on the table.

"That's Weiss' credit card…" she deadpanned, still hitting her head. Before anything else could be said, Josh busted through the doors and sat down next to them. "No appreciation for good media…" he grumbled, crossing his arms with a look of disgust.

"They kicked you out didn't they?"

"THEY SWITCHED THE DAMN MOVIE" he complained, still pouting.

"To what?"

"To a stupid Michael Bay film…"

"Oooh… Tempest is going to be pissed that he missed that…"

His sentence was followed by several explosions coming from the kitchen, causing just about every other student in the entire hall to look in that direction for a while before calming down.

"Never mind… I think he's making his own"

"What's he doing in there?" asked Josh, not knowing about the cooking situation.

"Let's just say the cook is a someone different today"

"We can cook!"

"I think Tempest payed to get in there though…"

"Too bad… I'm leeching his pass!" announced Josh, sprinting into the kitchen, causing a din in the sounds of gunfire and explosions… which started back up a couple seconds later… except it was the sound of a chainsaw. The others just chatted for the next hour until the others from DRSK, JNPR, RWBY and the Angels came in through the door.

"Hello all!" Demon welcomed them and beckoned for them to sit, the others kindly obliging.

"I thought you guys were watching movies?" Rosaline queried.

"Well… we were, but then we wanted to watch Terminator but the Titans stopped us saying it would 'reveal their plan'… I wonder what that means"

"Never mind, well you're just here in time for dinner!" Demon interrupted.

"What's so special about dinner?" asked Kira.

"Tempest is cooking…" came the deadpanned words of Demon.

Everyone blinked a couple of times trying to process what he was saying… it was Jaeger who managed to beat everyone to the punch though.

"Are you telling me… we are going to be served food… by the maniac who decided it would be a good plan to use his Titan as a nuclear battering ram…" he received a nod "well then… I'm just going to go write my will now…" he said, standing up and walking outside… before being tripped to the floor by Gambol Shroud and dragged back to the table.

"Yea… I would be going as well if I didn't have to watch him encase he 'completely' destroys the place" came the petite voice of the serving lady.

"I'm sorry but we never did get your name" Weiss mentioned, trying not to be rude while saying it.

"The name's Emmily Shira, graduated Huntress and leader of team ERRR (Error)" she stated proudly, smiling at her accomplishments.

"YOU'RE A HUNTRESS!" Ruby squealed, fangirling at meeting another huntress.

"Yup… graduated 4 years ago"

"WHAT WEAPON DO YOU USE!" Ruby squealed again.

"I use Kunai on ropes…" she deadpanned, not really selling the whole badass hunter act.

"Awww" Ruby pouted, hoping it was some awesome mecha-shift weapon.

"Oh… I see how it is… you think that just because I use knives on ropes doesn't mean I can't be awesome… well you are sorely wrong" she said, standing up and walking over to a basket at the serving area, coming back with an apple in hand. She handed it to Demon and told him to chuck it as far as he could. He obliged and with a mighty throw, he chucked it hard enough for it to reach the other side of the hall… although it didn't even make it. As soon as was released from Demon's grip, Emmily flicked her wrists and fire engulfed them for a split second, dissipating to reveal two kunai in her grips and ropes that wound around her arms. She flicked her right wrist and sent the blade flying at blinding speeds that could rival a bullet.

Just as the apple was at the top of its ballistic arc, the knife struck it and it hung in the air for a while. Emmily then flicker her left wrist and sent the other blade flying as well. Just before it hit, physics finally had the chance to catch up and the apple began falling with the other knife still in it. She flicked the right one and it disconnected from the apple… and then set on fire, the other one doing the same. She then began rapidly slashing the apple, whipping the knives back and forth with each swing of her arms… even though they were about 30 metres from her. When she was finished, she made a final slash with her right blade and flicked it, send the apple flying back towards her. She caught the apple in her off hand and dismissed the blades in another bout of fire. She then placed the apple back on the table and flicked it… turning it into about 100 french-fry apple pieces.

"Chips anyone?" she mused, nearly laughing at the faces of pure awe that were going around the table.

"That… was… AWESOME!" Ruby squealed for the final time, going into ultimate fangirl mode and pulling out Crescent Rose. "Can you sign my scythe!"

The entire table's conversation was stopped when Tempest kicked the doors of the kitchen to walk out, running to the table with a massive smile on his face.

"FRIENDS! ACCOMPLICES! RANDOM KITCHEN LADY!... and Weiss"

"HEY!"

"Tonight I have prepared a small dinner for you all! I hope you enjoy the hard work and effort with which this was made!"

"Pshht… yeah… you took the time out of your day to microwave chicken and vegetables…" Yang countered, still not believing the whole 'cooking' act they were putting on.

"Wait right here!" Tempest said, ignoring the comment and going back into the kitchen. 10 seconds later the doors were once again pushed open and 12 spectres, each with a bowtie around their neck, came out holding silver trays with covers in the typical waiter position. They walked around the table and set them all down in front of everyone, moving back inside the kitchen after they finished.

I really need to upgrade my security…

"Really? Several break-ins and just about everyone hacking your spectres and Titans… and you think of that now?"

Shut it!

Demon was the first to take off the cover and the hall was instantly filled with the most delicious scent that anyone had ever smelled in their life. Tempest walked out of the kitchen with a wine glass and stood at the head of the table.

"I present to you… wine braised pulled pork with home-made apple sauce and steamed vegetables"

Demon didn't even bother grabbing cutlery and used the spiked fingers of his gauntlets to spear the food and bring it to his mouth, moving his helmet up a bit to make sure he could get as much as he could into his mouth. Everyone saw how he had not yet died of food poisoning or was convulsing on the floor in disgust so they followed his example. One by one, the entire group had begun eating. Looks of extreme shock and pleasure went around as people felt the somehow divine flavours that were now invading their mouths. Weiss actually shed a tear at how good the pork was.

"How… did you cook this?" she asked Tempest as she looked at him in disbelief.

"Gunpowder…" he deadpanned, everyone except Demon stopping eating.

"YOU COOKED THIS WITH GUNS!" Ruby asked, a smile spreading across her face.

"Kind of… I shot at it a bit and 'boom'… instant cooked pork"

"YAY!" Ruby happily cheered as she pulled out Crescent Rose and tried to use the gigantic blade to spear and eat food.

"How'd you make the apple sauce?" Jaune asked, not entirely sure he wanted the answer.

"Chainsaw + apple = apple sauce…"

"BUT IT'S PERFECT! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" Weiss argued, not believing a word that was said.

"Anything's possible Ice Queen…" Tempest answered before heading back to the kitchen.

Demon burped loudly as he finished his plate and looked over at Yang's.

"Are you going to finish that?"

He received a punch in the side and laughing from everyone around the table before they actually began eating. A few minutes later, everyone else was finished and sitting there looking completely full and satisfied… that was until Tempest brought out the next course… and the one after that… and one more just to be safe. Demon found it weird that everyone was able to eat that much food, everyone feeling that full after each course until they ate the last one. After they had finished, they had sat around talking a bit. Nora was having a burping contest with Yang and Demon with Ruby being the judge… Nora won of course. Tempest came back out, grabbed the plates and sat back down at the table once he was done.

"Soo… nice food?" he asked, checking if he had actually done everything right.

"It was quite remarkable" exclaimed Pyrrha, still glowing with pleasure at the taste of the food

"Thank god… the only other time I cooked was when I was fighting a Titan and a chicken got stuck in the blast… poor thing… though it did taste good"

"So this was only the second time you've ever cooked… and it tastes like this?" Blake spoke up.

"Yup…"

"My mind… just… blew up" Kira announced, hitting her head on the table a few times to try and comprehend what was being said.

"How did you learn to cook like this?" Markus interrupted.

"Well, after the chicken incident, I went back to the galley on the ship I was serving on and they taught me how to cook properly… although I never did get a chance to even touch the food. That and the fact that the writer wanted to add it in as a funny side note…"

As soon as his sentence finished, several bricks fell from the ceiling and hit him on the head.

"OW! COME ON!"

Another brick fell…

"NOPE!" Tempest shouted as he dodged to the side. "FINE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!"

Everyone just exchanged looks of confusion, but before anyone could say another word, Josh came out of the kitchen wearing a white apron with large black letters that spelt "Don't kiss the cook". He grabbed everyone's attention by throwing a pie at Yang and luckily missing her hair, causing her to spin round and swear at him profusely.

"So now that I have your attention… I got a little thing for after dinner that you might like… it's nothing special as I didn't really have much time to work on it… but it's going to have to do…"

He snapped his fingers and the twelve spectres came out holding a cake… that's right… A cake… a single… massive… cake. It was at least 5 feet tall and 3 feet wide, tiered like a wedding cake. It was covered in white frosting and had chocolate blocks spread around it, enough cherries to drown a small child and whipped cream that was thicker than Tempest's skull. The spectres plonked it down on the table before walking off again. Everyone just looked at him with raised eyebrows.

"What? My mother was a baker…" he reasoned, grabbing a spoon and cutting out a piece of cake and eating it, revealing the insides to be red-velvet cake. Everyone was still full from the pork dinner, but once they got a taste of the cake they just couldn't stop eating it.

"So… good" Jaeger said, holding his stomach in euphoria.

"That cake does look quite good" came the voice of Ozpin from behind the table, everyone spinning around in surprise to see him. "May I ask who made it?"

Everyone pointed to Josh.

"Ahh… Mr Dakkery, you have quite the knack for baking.

"Thanks… do you want a piece?"

"I am fine Mr Dakkery, although I think there might be some other people who do" he said, gesturing to the copious amounts of students who were looking at the cake with hungry eyes and drooling mouths. Ozpin smiled and bit them adieu before walking out, Josh knowing what he had to do and stood up on the table.

"IF YOU WANT CAKE… COME AND GET IT!"

A tidal wave of students rushed to get a piece before it was all gone and Demon had to jump out just so he wasn't crushed by the stampede. He watched as everyone was devouring the cake, taking massive lumps and shoving it down their mouths before grabbing another. He smiled until he saw that there were still 4 people in the hall who weren't at the cake… team CDNL. Russel, Sky and Dove were practically drooling at the sight of the cake, yet were hesitant to leave as Cardin was just scowling at everyone.

Demon decided to cut them a break and broke through the swath of people and grabbed a large amount of cake. He pulled out a plate and dropped it on it, activating his cloaking and moving off to CDNL. The thing he like about cloaking was that it would cover most objects that the pilot was touching if it wasn't connected to anything else. He made it to their table and came out of cloaking, scaring the shit out of all of them.

"CRAP!" Dove screamed as he fell off the side of the table, knocking his head on the floor.

"What do you want?" Cardin asked, glaring intently at Demon.

"Well… I saw that you were being a complete douche to your teammates and not letting them get cake… so I brought it over. Be happy or I will shove a grenade up your ass"

Cardin just grunted in annoyance and Demon smiled, knowing that he had won. He left them and saw Russel, Sky and Dove give him a thumbs up for thanks and dug into the cake, Cardin being hesitant to eat it, taking only a few bites from it. When Demon made it back to the table with the cake… there wasn't a cake anymore. About 50 students were all laying around clutching their stomachs while Josh was laughing at them.

"Come no man… I got beer back at the pod if you want to rest up" Demon asked him, receiving a nod, moving off to his command centre and leaving everyone to rest in their food coma. They made it back and found that the Titans were sitting dormant in their places, their optics not glowing to show they weren't active. Demon went over to the mini-bar underneath the workbench while Josh went and sat on the couch, Demon coming back over with beers in hand. He popped off the tops using his knife and handed the other one to Josh, sitting beside him and moving up his mask to drink.

"So… you said your mother taught you to bake?" Demon asked, trying to strike up a conversation.

"Yeah…" he said, sounding as though he didn't want the conversation to continue… something which Demon didn't exactly pick up on.

"So do you miss her now that you're here?"

"She's dead…"

"Oh shit… I'm sorry"

"It's alright"

"So… when did it happen?"

"SERIOUSLY! YOU ASK THAT NOW!"

"Back when my parents died I was 6 and the only thing that helped me to get through the pain was to talk about it…"

"Grrrr… fine… I was 17 when it happened and me and my parents were living on an outer world colony when the IMC came to claim it. My parents refused them entry onto our property… so the IMC burnt it down. My parents were torched alive in front of me and the only reason I lived was because a Militia raid came in and saved me"

"I'm sorry… I can't imagine what it feels like to see your parents die"

"Good… because it is not something you want to see"

"Ok… now that I feel depressed and guilty, let's say we get some more beer?"

"Cheers to that"

The two clinked their bottles and drank the night away… something they would once again regret in the morning.