Hi! So first off, before there is any confusion, when I make these, they're not in any specific order, so in some Jack and Kim might be dating, or just friends, or might even hate each other! They're just random.
Milton David Krupnick is online
CheerGurl is online
"The Playa" Eddie is online
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry is online
JackarateB is online
JackarateB: Hey guys!
CheerGurl: Ahem!
JackarateB: And, um, Grace.
"The Playa" Eddie: So Grace, what brings you to our chat page?
CheerGurl: First, ew. Are you hitting on me Eddie? And I'm here because I'm bored and waiting for Kim.
JackarateB: Yeah, where is Kim?
CheerGurl: I think she's at the mall. Trying out a new yogurt shop with Mika or something. But she's coming over to my house eventually!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: But Mika and I were gonna hang out later! X(
CheerGurl: Oh, suck it up Jerry!
Milton David Krupnick: Hey! I found the most interesting thing on the internet!
"The Playa" Eddie: Oh, do tell!
JackarateB: Eddie, was that sarcasm?
"The Playa" Eddie: Well, since Kim isn't here, I thought I'd try!
JackarateB: I'm sorry, but you can't pull it off.
CheerGurl: Yep, only Kim can. (:
Milton David Krupnick: Anyway, I was researching infatuation, and I found this interesting insight!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: English Milton!
Milton David Krupnick: Oh shut up and read. I think you'll find it describes one of us very well: Infatuation describes the intense range of feelings present at the beginning of most relationships; sweaty palms, rapidly beating heart, butterflies in the stomach. The world is a better, more beautiful place because object of your affection is with you. Every time you touch is thrilling, you remember every conversation, and your thoughts revolve around them. In more common terms, this is a crush.
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Uh… Anybody else not able to read that?
CheerGurl: Describes Jack around Kim! Isn't she always complaining how you have sweaty palms Jack?
Milton David Krupnick: Uh, I was gonna say Julie and I… But… I guess Jack works too!
JackarateB: NO! No. no…
CheerGurl: Is Kim really that horrible Jack?!
JackarateB: NO! That's not what I meant! I just - don't think a relationship is in our future. I mean, she's a good friend, but nothing more. She's my girl-talk guide.
CheerGurl: If you say so Jack.
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Cough! – liar – cough!
JackarateB: Hey!
"The Playa" Eddie: Come on Jack. You and Kim definitely have a thing. I mean, I'm sure Kim talks about you at least half as much as you talk about her! Right, Grace?
CheerGurl: It's really not my place to tell…
JackarateB: Sorry guys. We don't have a "thing."
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Well, if you're sure… Then can you help me out? Some of my family is down from Mexico and my cousin Lupe was wondering if I could help him get a date with a cute American girl. Of course, I assured him I knew the blonde haired, brown-eyed cheerleader/ninja! (: Our good friend Kimmy!
JackarateB: As in, my Kimmy?!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Yeah dude. But if she's 'yours…'
JackarateB: No-no! It's fine. She's just a friend.
Milton David Krupnick: Oh, the wonders of infatuation! "Infatuation is caused by a chemical reaction in the body. The hormones released accounts for some of the feelings of elation" Isn't that wonderful! And to think, when I first met Julie it was just like this! But now I love her!
CheerGurl: His mind is on a totally different track.
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: All I'm getting is that Jack's high.
JackarateB: I told you! KIM IS JUST A FRIEND! AN AQUANTINCE! WE WILL NEVER BE CLOSE! I assure you. She'll never be that special in my life!
"The Playa" Eddie: De-Nile isn't just a river in Mexico Jack.
Milton David Krupnick: Eddie, Eddie, Eddie…
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: It's not a river in Mexico!
Milton David Krupnick: Jerry, did you just utter something, and it was right?!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: What, you guys don't think I know my homeland?
"The Playa" Eddie: It must be crazy day! I'm gonna go ask my parents if I can have a cell phone!
Milton David Krupnick: I don't envision that going too well.
CheerGurl: Wow. I'm not even sure why I got on this chat. I'm leaving.
JackarateB: WAIT! Grace! Before you go…
CheerGurl: I'm waiting.
JackarateB: Would you mind not telling Kim about this?
CheerGurl: *sigh* I won't bring it up. It's not like Kim could be hurt by this or anything!
JackarateB: First, thx! Second, I'm gonna ignore your sarcasm. Third, I would hug you right now if I could!
CheerGurl: Yeah, yeah. Save the hugs for the girl you obviously like better than Kim!
CheerGurl logged off at 4:34
JackarateB: She's really mad at me, isn't she.
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Wouldn't want to be in your shoes, dude. The wrath of the cheerleaders is gonna come down on you, bro!
Milton David Krupnick: As much as I hate admitting it again, Jerry's right. I'd watch my back. They're like a pack of bloodthirsty manatees!
JackarateB: Manatees?
Milton David Krupnick: Don't diss Jack! Manatees are scary! Doesn't the term 'sea cow' sends shivers up your spine?
JackarateB: Uh… Sure…
JackarateB: Though I'm not sure if the cheerleaders would appreciate being called sea cows…
Milton David Krupnick: Gah! It's already 4:50! I'm behind on my schedule! I should have been doing my extra-cred essay an hour ago!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Extra? As in, more work?!
JackarateB: Milton, you have a perfect GPA.
Milton David Krupnick: You can never be too prepared! Besides, homework is like exercise for your brain! There isn't a thing it can't do!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Dude, don't get him started on school! I came home to get away from that!
Milton David Krupnick: Don't your parents ever talk to you about your grades Jerry?
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: I think. But I always tune them out. I'm good at that. XD
Milton David Krupnick: I've noticed.
Milton David Krupnick: Jack, I'm sorry for what you're going to go through tomorrow, and possibly the rest of the week. If you don't see me, well, I have a, umm, cold, and, umm, don't want you to catch it! Bye!
Milton David Krupnick logged off at 5:01
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Dude, he's just trying to save his own butt from the cheerleaders! Ha!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Ooh! Mika just texted! BYE!
The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry logged off at 5:03
JackarateB: Yeah. Nice friends I have. I'm looking forward to tomorrow… NOT!
JackarateB logged off at 5:04
"The Playa" Eddie: Wow. Ditched on chat again! And I didn't even get a cellphone out of this!
"The Playa" Eddie logged off at 5:35
Jack sighed in frustration and ran his hands through his bouncy, brown hair. Kim had ditched him in 1st hour, ignored him 3rd hour, and now, in 4th hour, she was doing her best to be as far from him as possible. That wasn't easy, seeing as she was one desk up and a row to the right.
AAAAAH! He silently screamed. His best friend ignoring him was torture. I mean, he expected the cheerleaders to be teasing/torturing him, which they were, but Kim ignoring him?! He hadn't done anything wrong! (As far as he knew. She hadn't been giving him the silent treatment yesterday, and he hadn't had the chance to do anything wrong before she had shunned him today.)
He didn't know what was wrong, and unless he fixed it, she would be avoiding him for who knows how long! And he only had one more hour with her to fix it!
RIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!
Jack stood and tried to pin-point the shiny blond head as the sea of kids ran to get to lunch. She must've already left! Dang it! He didn't particularly feel like joining the people-of-the-lunch-room, because the cheerleaders would undoubtedly be waiting for him. So instead he fought his way to his locker. He grabbed his Algebra book, slammed his locker, and almost ran into bright blue eyes and long red hair. Donna Tobin.
"Hi Jack!" She said, beaming. Her purple t-shirt hugged her hips just the right way and those legs – Snap out of it, Jack!
"Hi Donna." He gave her his trademark grin, sending a faint flush to her cheeks.
"So, I was wondering if we could maybe go to a movie later and-" Jack peeked around her and saw a flash of blonde. Kim! There she is! Crap, she must've seen me with Donna! "Jack! Are you listening?"
"Uh, Donna, I gotta – um – go! I'll see you around, K?" He sprinted off down the fluorescent corridor, leaving Donna with her shiny pink mouth hanging open.
"KIM!" Jack called. She looked behind her, saw him, and started running. The only problem was, she had never in her life outrun Jack. With a snicker and a smirk he tackled her. Luckily, no one was there in the hall, or there would probably be a picture posted of a mess of tan limbs and scattered books.
Kim hurriedly grabbed at her books and started speed-walking away.
"Oh Kimmy!" She turned around to stare daggers at him. "You forgot something!" He pinched her favorite blue gel pen between his fingers. His smirk sent warmth to her cheeks because of her own stupidity. She walked up and plucked it out of his hand. As she turned to go, his hand grabbed her wrist, pulling her back to him.
"Why are you giving me the silent treatment?" Kim just stared at him. "Serioulsey Kim! I don't understand what I did wrong!"
She gave him a sickly-sweet smile.
"You wanna know what you did wrong Jackie?" She came forward. "First off, you're a stupid, inconsiderate jerk. 'She's a good friend, nothing more.' And apparently not even our friendship is that important. After all, aren't I just your 'girl-talk guide?'" He flinched every time she quoted him.
"But how did you-"
"It doesn't matter! Just because I don't have legs like Donna Tobin and don't worship the ground you walk on doesn't mean you can treat me like garbage! Besides, we're not even friends, are we?" She had him pinned against the lockers.
"OF COURSE WE ARE!" By then Jack was shouting. He could see unshed tears in her eyes. But she was strong. She'd never shed them.
"ACCORDING TO YOU, I'M 'JUST AN AQUANTINCE! WE WILL NEVER BE CLOSE! SHE'LL NEVER BE THAT SPECIAL IN MY LIFE!'" That shut him up. He stood there wincing, looking anywhere but at Kim.
"I rest my case." She said snidely, two lonely tears running down to her chin. He had always promised himself that he would hurt whatever sick monster made Kim cry. He'd never expected it would be himself. He watched her turn and walk away. No, he had to make this right.
Suddenly, Kim was turned around, grabbed by the waist and kissed speechless. Jack broke the kiss and leaned his forehead onto hers. He made sure her brown eyes were trained on his before he talked.
"I'm happy you're not Donna, Kim! You're sarcastic, funny, and never afraid of what others will think. Hey, don't cry!" She was looking at the floor and tears were running down her neck like a river. He placed two fingers under her chin and lifted it up. "Kim, you need to believe me! I blew off Donna just to follow you. Think about it! I could've gotten a date with her, one of the hotties of the school, might I add, but instead decided to follow you, even though I knew you were mad at me. Which would be harder to deal with, do you think?"
She let out a shaky laugh. "Me, of course." He chuckled and kissed her softly again.
"C'mon. Let's go get you cleaned up." They gathered up their books and walked down the hall, hand in hand.
Probably the worst thing I've ever written. Remember, even though they kissed in this one, doesn't mean that they'll be dating in the next one.
