I feel so bad, neglecting you innocent people. I've been trying really hard to write stuff, but it just hasn't been working out. So a couple days ago I promised myself that I would post this week. So here you are.

(PS. So in a few stories the author has a random word that the reviewers put in their reviews if they read the author's note. So I'll probably start doing that. OH! If you see any mistakes with grammar or anything, tell me, and I shall fix it.)

(PPS. I'M SORRY THIS IS SO BAD! There. I'm done for now. Proceed down the page.)

Milton David Krupnick is online

JackarateB is online

"ThePlaya" Eddie is online

Kim A. Crawford is online

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry is online

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Yo! My homies! What's up!?

Milton David Krupnick: I feel like your brain cells are depleting more each infinitesimal minute.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Anyone know what depleting means? Infinitesimal? What?

"ThePlaya" Eddie: Hey guys! Wassup?

JackarateB: Really? You just saw us what, 5 minutes ago? At the dojo? What has really changed?

Kim A. Crawford: Got a point there Jack.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: What!? I ask 'what's up', and I don't get an answer, but Eddie says 'wassup' and he gets an answer?! It's not fair yo!

"ThePlaya" Eddie: Kim, you're just backing Jack up because you like him.

Milton David Krupnick: Watch your back Eddie. An angry black belt is plotting your death.

"ThePlaya" Eddie: Why? Because Kim's gonna come after me? I can take her! (;

JackarateB: Dude, you cannot take Kim.

Kim A. Crawford: YOU WANNA DIE JONES?! YOU WANNA GO LIVE WITH MY DEAD FISH MR. BUBBLES?!

"ThePlaya" Eddie: *gulp*

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: I feel left out.

JackarateB: How can you feel left out when we're talking to you right now?

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: DON'T JUDGE ME! I'M JUST NOT FEELING THE LOVE!

Kim A. Crawford: ?

Milton David Krupnick: I don't know Kim. I just don't know.

"ThePlaya" Eddie: I got two bottles of chocolate sauce!

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Swag dude! Can I come over?

"ThePlaya" Eddie: NO! This will not be like last time I had chocolate stuff.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Was the Mr. Peanuts really that bad?

"ThePlaya" Eddie: The escalator wasn't the problem Jerry. The main problem came when you were chasing that hedgehog with a rubber band.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: You're making me think that you don't trust me!

Milton David Krupnick: Jerry, nobody in their right mind would trust you. Nobody.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: D:

"ThePlaya" Eddie: And then the owner had his cat eat your sock!

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: That's where my sock went!? I thought Mrs. Greene took it when I wasn't paying attention in Earth Systems!

"ThePlaya" Eddie: Why would a teacher want your sock?

JackarateB: When did this chat turn into a random-fest?

"ThePlaya" Eddie: Dunno. Just did.

Kim A. Crawford: I'm bored. And cold. I'm gonna go grab my jacket and some hot cocoa. Brb

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Jack! Kim is calling you! She's bored.

JackarateB: How is Kim calling me?

Milton David Krupnick: She's going to get her jacket!

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Yeah! XD

JackarateB: Milton, why are you encouraging him?

Milton David Krupnick: I was just trying to visualize his side of the argument. Besides, I'm on the Debate team now. Perspective is in my blood.

"ThePlaya" Eddie: Ok… Anyone else think the blonde loves the brunette?!

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Yeah! Total swag! I'm gonna have a cheerleader girlfriend! WHOOH!

Milton David Krupnick: Jerry, Eddie was talking about Jack.

"The Playa" Eddie: Besides, your hair is all blackish.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: DON'T DIS MY HAR!

Milton David Krupnick: Jerry, it's hair, not har.

"The Playa" Eddie: Hey I've got a game! We all say one word, and complete a story!

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: YAY! A GAME! :D

Milton David Krupnick: Okay. I have nothing better to do.

JackarateB: This better not be like last time.

"The Playa" Eddie: It won't be. Come on, Jack! Play with us!

JackarateB: Gosh, fine.

"The Playa" Eddie: Okey-dokey! Milton, you go first.

Milton David Krupnick: The

JackarateB: Little

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Pegasus

"The Playa" Eddie: Fell

Milton David Krupnick: Off

JackarateB: Mt.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Papaya

"The Playa" Eddie: and

Milton David Krupnick: Spotted

JackarateB: a

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: supercalifrajalistic

"The Playa" Eddie: Spaceship

Milton David Krupnick: Flown

JackarateB: by

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Kimmy

"The Playa" Eddie: The

Milton David Krupnick: most

JackarateB: dangerous

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Foxy woman! XD

JackarateB: JERRY! What the heck?! Can you not stop thinking about women for 5 FRICKIN' MINUTES?!

"The Playa" Eddie: Jack, you need to chill.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Yeah! The only reason that you got all defensive is cause you like said lady. :D

Milton David Krupnick: Jerry, you're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: I'm not cruisin' anywhere! I'm only at the baseball park. By the way, did you know that they sell the chat app comes free with the phone?! It's swag yo! I'm gonna get Mika one of these for her b-day!

JackarateB: Now that I know where you are, I can end you. *evil laugh*

"The Playa" Eddie: Dude, I would seriously run!

JackarateB: Don't move Jerry!

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Kay-Kay.

"The Playa" Eddie: Dude!

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: What?

"The Playa" Eddie: Angry black belt who can run 3 miles and still kill people is coming your way! And the park is only like a 2 minute run from his house!

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: D:

Milton David Krupnick: Run to Kim's! It's only a block away!

"The Playa" Eddie: RUN SWAGMIESTER, RUN!

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: AAAHHHH! I'M RUNNING I'M RUNNING!

"The Playa" Eddie: Do you see BBSkater yet?

Milton David Krupnick: BBSkater?

"The Playa" Eddie: Yeah. I thought we could have codenames.

Milton David Krupnick: Such as…

"The Playa" Eddie: Like, you and Julie could be the 'NerdHerd', or if it's just you, it could be either 'Nerd' or 'Herd'. Your pick. Jerry could be 'SwagMiester', Jack can be 'BBSkater', (cause you know, he's a black belt and a skater), Kim could be 'RainbowPorcupine', and I can be 'PLAYAOFTHECENTURY'!

Milton David Krupnick: Uh, no. Just no.

"The Playa" Eddie: Well fine, Mr. Smarticle-Pants, what do you suggest?

Milton David Krupnick: First of all Eddie, that was the best comeback you could come up with? Second, those nicknames suck! Instead of 'NerdHerd', I would appreciate the term 'King Militonius, the first'! SwagMiester just sounds dumb, as does BBSkater. I really have no problem with RainbowPorcupine. That fits Kim perfectly. Except maybe for the rainbow part. And seriously? 'PLAYAOFTHECENTURY'? Eddie, that is the worst codename I have ever heard. How about, 'delinquent who will never graduate and have to take overnight college courses on the internet in his 30s'?

"The Playa" Eddie: What?!

Milton David Krupnick: You're right. That last one fits Jerry better. You can be 'Falafel-nator: the boy who can eat 50 falafel balls and still have room for desert!'

Kim A. Crawford: Hey guys, I just looked out my window and saw Jerry pounding on my door profusely. Is there a reason I should let him in?

Milton David Krupnick: Read all previous texts. There lies your answer.

"The Playa" Eddie: You sounded like Romeo.

Milton David Krupnick: How?!

Kim A. Crawford: He said WHAT!?

"The Playa" Eddie: I knew you shouldn't have told her to do that. She gets all prickly. Hey! See, I told you the name 'RainbowPorcupine' worked! Man, am I awesome or what!

Milton David Krupnick: Or what.

The Swag Sexy Beast Jerry: Kim! Open the door! JACK'S GOT A PING PONG! A PING PONG BALL!

Milton David Krupnick: A ping pong?

"The Playa" Eddie: What's so threatening about that?

Kim A. Crawford: You'd be surprised what Jack can do with a ping pong.

Milton David Krupnick: I've decided that I don't want to know.

"The Playa" Eddie: I'm still curious!

Milton David Krupnick: So I've got to go do my math, so, bye my fellow warriors!

"The Playa" Eddie: Farewell, oh Great and Noble King Miltonius!

Milton David Krupnick: Fare thee well, my trusting citizen!

Milton David Krupnick has logged off at 4:23

Kim A. Crawford: King Miltonius?

"The Playa" Eddie: Didn't you read the rest of the chat?

Kim A. Crawford: Not past 'Kimmy the dangerous Foxy Lady XD'

"The Playa" Eddie: It was 'Foxy woman'

Kim A. Crawford: Whatever.

Kim A. Crawford: Jack's sitting by me now.

"The Playa" Eddie: I'm scared… what happened to Jerry?

Kim A. Crawford: In Jack's words, 'He's out of the picture'

"The Playa" Eddie: ?

Kim A. Crawford: He has a banana shoved in his mouth, a ping pong ball taped to his forehead, and wrapped up like a mummy in a blanket and has somehow been glued to the wall. Don't mess with Jack.

"The Playa" Eddie: True that.

I'm so sorry if this sucked! I've been so stressed with testing! But at least I went up WHOLE NINE POINTS in my math! So how have you guys been doing? So I've decided to try and put up another chapter of Abduction during the remainder of this month. Also, I may change the name because every time I hear the word 'abduction' I think of Taylor Lautner. But I haven't decided what to call it yet…

Your random word: McFlurry