Okay so it has literally been 5 minutes fince I have finished chapter one and I am already bored. Again. Still deciding whether or not to have more coffee...

Fuck it, i'll be back, gotta love that caffine!

I hath returned, my life as depressing as ever! Thankyou so much for actually reading this story and leaving kudos, really much appreciated!If you have ANY questions feel free to comment below or let me know what you think anyways I better start writing the chapter before my cat pulls my computer chord out of my laptop or completely destroys it in general...

(Had to re-write because cat chewing on computer mouse and sitting on keyboard deleting my unsaved work and even turning off the goddamn laptop, and now looks smug as fuck-Yes SoSoFabulous I WILL show you them)

Onwards to chapter two!

ALEC POV (YES I DECIDED ON DOING THIS SMOL BEANS POV, YOUR WELCOME)

After FINALLY convincing Magnus to wear neon magenta fishnets (Which he denies to own and claims he has "no idea" how they ended up in his drawers) and with Izzy's help a matching mini skirt and tanktop that said "fight me bitch" (they suprisingly were the same size in clothing) aswell as some kicking red pumps that weren't quite big enough lets just say I now have a new lock screen.

"Your fashion taste is WAAAY to tacky and plain, not enough glitter" Magnus huffed. At that moment Jace had suddenly appeared from Angel knows WHERE and dumps the biggest bucket of glitter-glue i have seen onto Magnus's head, before throwing a bucket of purple feathers ontop. I'm quite puzzled where he came from and where he found those buckets.

"JACE MORGERNSTERN LIGHTWOOD WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS I WILL GET MY VENGEEEEENCE" Magnus shouts before giving a shrill war-cry. Oh dear this is going to end horribly.

A few weeks pass by and Magnus claims he has thought up the perfect stratedgy but has not told anyone what it actually IS. I'm quite intruiged of whats going to happen and what exactly is his "master plan".

My curiosity is soon diminished when a high pitched girlish scream echoes throughout the household. As I enter the living-room Jace had (OBVIOUSLY) just woken up from a nap to find (much to my suprise) the livingroom completely FULL of ducks. Yes, ducks. Jace was shouting something along the lines of "I will destroy every single one of you tiny demon-bird whatevers". I also notice that fiery small red head recording the entire thing.

"ALEC HELP ME ESCAPE THESE FUZZY BEINGS BEFORE THEY DEVOUR MY SOUL" I shrug.

"This is what you get. You should KNOW Magnus takes pride in his hair, your on your own" I retreat to the kitchen, but not before noticing the betrayed look he gave me. Oh well he'll get over it. Eventually...

SEBASTIAN POV (YEP THIS GODDAMN ASSHOLE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME)

I walk in the streets, too lazy and too bored to give a shit if anyone notices me. I fucking love attention anyways so meh. A little girl with bouncing brown pigtails and a fluttery pink princess dress skips up to me and pulls on my sleeve. She looks about five. "excuthe me mith, why are you wearing boyth clotheth?" She asks with a lisp. Fucking brat who does she think she is calling me a miss!? I really need to get on top of that goddamn haircut that is overdue. "get lost brat before I slice you inhalf with my sword" I growl. By Lillith I hate, Hate HATE children, unless of course Clarissa likes children, then, well, y'know, I'll tolerate them enough to gain her attention. The one I crave the most.

Some random guy tries flirting with me. Within secconds my fucking sword is at his throat.

"I will fucking slice your junk off"

A porky police officer wobbles in my general direction. "Ma'am are you aware that it is against the law to harm or threaten anyone with a dangerous object?"

I REALLY need to get that haircut.

"Oh yeah? and what are you gunna do about it? I could fucking poke you and you'll be rolling around like the sphere you are"

Well shit.

I stare out the jailcell bars and try reaching for my sword. Nope still on the other side of the bloody room. Who knew lazy officers knew how to use a tazer gun.

This is going to be a long fucking day.

Ooookay so thats the second chapter complete! I hope y'all liked it and continue liking this crappy fanfic! Have a good day/night/whatever and I'll see ya in the next chapter or something like that. I don't know. Anyways I will try to update between the period of 1 to 3 days. Ciao!