Yeah Woo another chapter.
The good news? My cat has stopped attacking me and my laptop and is now asleep in a weird cat position.
The bad news? I just shifted from sitting on my legs and the paaaaiiin, the horroooor!
Time to listen to some crappy music whilst writing a crappy bookthingy-majigg
Back to the fanfic...
THIRD PERSON POV (OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT I DON'T KNOW IM ONLY A CACTUS)
Raphael Santiago paced backwards and forwards. He was salty. How DARE Simon push away his duties to hang out with a shadowhunter.
"Raphael can you please get down from the ceiling and watch this movie with me!?" Ragnor called.
Raphael sighed. Why did Ragnor Fell drag him into this. He couldn't stand chick-flicks. He was soon on the couch beside his friend of sorts. Ragnor gave him a "settle the fuck down bruh" look.
"I'm calm, I'm calm, now what is THIS?" Raphael asked, still annoyed.
"This is Twilight. And you WILL enjoy it. You have no choice in the matter. "
The movie had ended and Raphael was really REALLY willing to gouge his eyes out.
"so who would YOU chose? Edward or Jacob?" Ragnor enquired wiggling his bushy brows.
"Death" Raphael spat bluntly.
"WELL I would pick Edward, i mean, LOOK at that body, OOOH I cannot wait to show you the REST of the saga" Ragnor giggled.
"Oh hell no" Raphael was DEFINITELY eager to leave when the sun set.
Meanwhile, Alec and Magnus were doing some kinky shit. I mean, come ON who puts orange juice on waffles!? Well apparently Magnus.
"TRY it"
"NO"
"ALEEEEEEC"
"I'M NOT EATING YOUR JUICE WAFFLE SHIT THAT IS JUST-NOO"
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE"
"fine"
Cue Alec spitting it out shortly after taking an almost microscopic bite.
"Groooooooooooooooooooooss"
"It's not THAT bad"
"Your kidding right!? I would rather drink Jace's vegetable meat mystery smoothie "
They both shuddered.
You guessed it, another situation was hapening, our nerdy little Simon was on a DATE! With IZZY!
"-And then Han-Solo's son kills him right then and there! Did you know there have been theories that Rey is actually Lukes daughter!?-" Simon was "discussing" with Izzy about the Starwars the Force Awakens movie.
Izzy enjoyed hearing him talk. He was always so, fascinating. She had always gone for the badboys, the downworlders but she never in a million years would have guessed that she would end up with a Nerd. A cute one at that. It was different. Izzy liked different.
After Simon went through the entire plotline and took Izzy to a cute little Ice Cream parlour with the cutest little frosty treats, they ended up watching Heathers.
It was a great night for everyone, except for maybe Raphael, AND Sebastian still in jail, and Jace's re-accuring nightmares of ducks..
But hey! too bad!
Small filler chapter I know but I will most possibly probably write another chapter sooner or later most probably longer. Considering the fact that like, halfway through this book i'm going to do something to fuck up your ships and have you screaming at your screen. Your welcome.
*Cough cough* SPOILERS *Cough cough*
Ciao.
