Author's note: I do not own Transformers or G.I. Joe. By the way, at one point, I'm having Soundblaster shout. In case you were wondering what volume he was shouting, it was at the Royal Canterlot voice level that we heard from Princess Luna during that Halloween episode (for those of you who watch 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic,' you know what I'm talking about.)

It was a sunny day as Bumblebee, Powerglide, and Soundblaster were flying in the sky. "Bumblebee to Optimus. Are we getting close?" asked Bumblebee through the comm link. "Affirmative. You, Powerglide, and Soundblaster are flying towards the strange energy waves that Teletraan-1 detected. Your report will be of extreme importance," said Optimus. "I'll do my best, Optimus Prime. Bumblebee out" said Bumblebee as he ended the link "Wow, I didn't know that the big guy thought that much of me." "Hey, you must be hot stuff pal," said Powerglide "Or you wouldn't be sharing the same sky with old Powerglide." Soundblaster would have rolled his optics if he could.

"Hey, where are you going?" asked Bumblebee. "Joyriding, little bee buddy. I'm in a cloud climbing mood," said Powerglide as he did some aerodynamic stunts. "Powerglide! You may have just come here to Earth on Omega Supreme, but we'd appreciate it if you could do your fancy flying after we finish our mission" snarled Soundblaster. "Yeah, well, I bet that you can't do this" said Powerglide as he flew towards a weird energy twister. "Powerglide! Pull out! You'll hit the energy waves!" exclaimed Bumblebee. That guy reminds me of Cheetor at times. I wonder if he's Cheetor's ancestor? Wondered Soundblaster as he flew after Powerglide.

Both Bumblebee and Soundblaster flew into the energy waves as Powerglide said "They don't bother me. I've got too much pizazz for them." "Well, they're giving me dizzy diodes" said Bumblebee. He felt Soundblaster wrap his tentacles around him as Soundblaster said "Relax, Bumblebee. I've got you." "Nothing to it if you got the zap!" shouted Powerglide. Wait until he meets Berserk. She'll give him a few zaps thought Soundblaster. "Yeah, well, my jetpack wasn't built for stunt-flying" said Bumblebee "It's a good thing that Soundblaster has a good grip on me." "Not to mention that I've handled rough flying before" said Soundblaster as he thought Of course, the crash landings were what I couldn't handle. Coming to this planet sure was a doozy.

"Hey, there's not supposed to be an island down there" said Bumblebee as he saw a mysterious island after they exited the energy fields. Could be a new experiment from the Vok. I still remember that flying island. Now, that was weird thought Soundblaster as the group headed towards the island. "Great! Old Powerglide loves mystery!" he exclaimed as he flew downwards.

Both Bumblebee and Soundblaster saw a pteranodon flying towards them. "Is that a pterodactyl?" asked Soundblaster. "I don't know, but it looks like that Dinobot Swoop" said Bumblebee. "That's what I said; I asked if it was a pterodactyl" said Soundblaster. The pteranodon flew towards them, but Soundblaster sent a dark matter blast at the creature. The pteranodon flew off as Soundblaster landed on the island. "I wonder what that thing was doing here?" asked Soundblaster. "I don't know, but I think that it's best if you and Powerglide keep to the sky while I keep to the ground" said Bumblebee (he looked a little shaken up.) Bumblebee then looked around and said "Wow, what a wild-looking area." Soundblaster looked around and couldn't help but agree with Bumblebee. Powerglide landed and asked "Are you two ok?" "Yes, we are" said Soundblaster.

"I never saw a place like this before" said Powerglide. "I have" said Soundblaster. Powerglide looked at him and said "You have?" Soundblaster nodded, then said, "When I crash-landed here several million years ago. I wasn't in stasis lock then, but I was still online. I had to look for my family. It took me several years, but I found my family frozen beneath the ice in the Antarctic. I found out that my first-born daughter was missing, so I had to go search for her. I never found her; I've come to accept that she's offline. Before I leave Earth, I wish to know what happened to her." "Wow, I had no idea that you had a missing daughter. Is that why you're always so mopey around the base?" asked Powerglide. Soundblaster shook his head as he continued "My sparkmate is also with the Decepticons. I have to get her back. She lost her memory, and she thinks that the Soundwave on the Decepticon's side is her sparkmate instead of me. Both Buzzsaw and Laserbeak are asking where their creator is, and I don't know how to answer them. Pulse knows that her grandmother is on the Decepticon's side, but she covers up her sadness by working on Teletraan-1 and with Wheeljack's experiments all the time. I could hear her crying at night for her grandmother. I feel so helpless knowing that I can't locate Ravage, and that I can't rescue my sparkmate." "Wow, Soundblaster, I have no idea that you have all these problems" said Powerglide "Why don't you talk about them?" "It's…something that is best that I keep to myself" said Soundblaster as he looked away.

"Hey guys! This place looks a lot from those pictures when the Dinobots were being constructed. It looks like how the Earth looked like 100 million years ago" said Bumblebee. A Tyrannosaurus approached Bumblebee as he ran away screaming. "We've got to get out of here and alert the others of what we've found" said Soundblaster as he transformed and picked up Bumblebee. Powerglide took off with them as the Tyrannosaurus chased them, until the transformers were too high above for the T-Rex to even catch them.

When they got back to base, Bumblebee filled in on what they saw. "Wow, live dinosaurs. Sure would love to go visit that island" said Spike. "Ha ha ha. We have enough headaches with Dinobots," said Cliffjumper as he approached both Bumblebee and Spike "The last thing that we need is dinosaurs." "Listen, I know that the Dinobots have been clumsy, but lately I've been teaching them how to use their powers but with more finesse" said Wheeljack. "He's not the only one who's been teaching the Dinobots finesse" said Pulse "The Dinobots have been trying really hard to be less clumsy and to not be as destructive" as she thought But, I think that they've been trying to do that to impress me.

"Wheel of baloney, Wheeljack" said Huffer "Once a dino-clutz, always a dino-clutz. But go ahead with your little demonstration, it'll only prove my point." "I think that you're going to eat those words on a silicon wafer. Let's show them. Grimlock, transform!" said Wheeljack as Grimlock appeared. "Yes, Grimlock transform" said Grimlock as he transformed. "Good, now, help me out Blaster and transform" said Wheeljack "And play something nice." "And now, a nice and nifty musical selection for easy listening, hold on to your dancing shoes and go man, go!" said Blaster as he transformed and began playing loud music.

"Alright Grimlock. Demonstrate with your fine-tuned laser breath" said Wheeljack. "Get down and truly hot to town, yeah" said Blaster. "You call this 'easy-listening?'" questioned Soundblaster as almost all the other Autobots covered their audios from the loud music. "What that is, Sludge?" asked Slag. "Uh, Sludge not know. Maybe time to do our thing" said Sludge as they transformed and began walking.

"Yay! Wheeljack did it!" cheered Spike as Sparkplug, Bumblebee, and Cliffjumper began cheering along with him. "He actually civilized a Dinobot. Sort of" said Sparkplug. "Your verdict, Optimus?" asked Wheeljack. "Very impressive, Wheeljack" said Optimus "But, what about the other Dinobots?" "Well, we had some problems with them" said Pulse. Optimus looked at her and said "Problems?" "Slag! Sludge! Be careful!" shouted Wheeljack, but it was too late. The two Dinobots crashed into Grimlock, and he accidentally began setting the place on fire.

Outside the base, both Buzzsaw and Laserbeak were playing hide-and-go-seek, when they heard a number of explosions happening inside the base. Curious, they flew in and they saw the place in ruins. They heard Grimlock say "Dinobots not want to make mess, Optimus Prime." "I know, Grimlock," said Optimus "It's just that you Dinobots are too big to train here. You need more room for…" "Optimus Prime!" said Bumblebee "What about that prehistoric island Powerglide, Soundblaster, and I found?" "Good suggestion, Bumblebee" said Optimus "Let's give it a try." "Fantastic, real live dinosaurs" said Spike.

Later, the Dinobots exited the base with Pulse, Optimus, Wheeljack, Spike, Soundblaster, Laserbeak, and Buzzsaw. Optimus said "Remember, you will remain on the island until you have truly mastered your powers." "Don't worry, Optimus. I shall remain with them to make sure that they have" said Pulse. "Me Grimlock understand" said Grimlock. "More room to stomp" said Slag. "More room good for big Sludge" said Sludge. "Swoop say 'Whoopee! Go!'" "Besides" said Spike "Since Laserbeak here has learned to breathe fire, we want to make sure that she does too." "I remember that only too well," said Soundblaster "She accidentally torched my wing when she sneezed." "You'll all be back soon. I bet on it" said Wheeljack. "Good luck, fellas" said Ratchet. "Ready to lead the way, Soundblaster?" asked Optimus. Soundblaster nodded, then transformed as he flew off with Spike, Laserbeak, and Buzzsaw inside of him as Pulse and the Dinobots followed him.

"Hope that you have more fun than I did, Spike!" shouted Bumblebee as he waved goodbye. "Good luck, all of you!" shouted Wheeljack as he waved goodbye as well. As they flew off, unbeknownst to them, Decepticon Lazerbeak was following them. He was ordered to investigate the island.

Soundblaster and the others passed through the energy field with Decepticon Lazerbeak following them not too far behind. Spike saw the place and said "Oh wow! I'll think that I'll call it Dinobot Island." Soundblaster thought Really? Why not 'Land of the Lost' or 'Mysterious Island?' "Me Grimlock love Dinobot Island" shouted Grimlock. "Room to move. Room to fight. Room to stumble" said Slag. They landed, and Soundblaster transformed back into his robot mode. "Feel like home to me Grimlock" said Grimlock "But don't know why." "What do you think, Spike?" asked Soundblaster. "It's like an encyclopedia come to life" said Spike "A lost world where time stands still. It's perfect for the Dinobots!" "You're not the only one who thinks so" said Soundblaster quietly to himself.

Spike looked around and said "And this island is loaded with energy sources. Active volcanoes, oil pools, steaming geysers, Dinobot Island's got everything!" "This place would be of most interest to scientific research" said Pulse as she looked around. "It's a good thing that the Decepticons don't know about this place" said Soundblaster.

Lazerbeak finished filming the place, then flew back to Decepticon headquarters. He had to tell Megatron about the place.

"Me Sludge like" said Sludge as they walked around. "Snarl like too, Sludge" said Snarl "Like. Like. Like whole bunch!" "Well, it's a little bit too overgrown for a space satellite like myself, but it's more of a place for an animal-like transformer to fit in, like yourselves" said Soundblaster "Don't you agree with me, Spike? Spike?" Soundblaster looked around, but he couldn't see Spike, Laserbeak, or Buzzsaw anywhere. "Now, where did the three younglings go?" he asked himself.

In a section of the jungle, Spike said "Wow! Dinobot Island is unlike anything that I've seen. I could stay here forever." "I agree with you too, Spike" said Buzzsaw as he hopped after Spike. A roaring sound caught the three's attention as a jeholopterus flew above them. "Will you look at the size of that? Makes an eagle look like the size of a hummingbird" said Spike. The jeholopterus flew down, but Laserbeak got scared, and fired off a pillar of flame at the thing. The jeholopterus backed off, then attempted to fly down again. This time, he caught both Spike and Buzzsaw in his claws.

"Help! Soundblaster! Pulse! Swoop! Help!" screamed Spike as Laserbeak flew after them. Pulse saw Spike in trouble, and she flew towards the nest where the jeholopterus dropped off Spike and Buzzsaw. "What is that thing planning on hatching from these eggs? Battleships?" asked Spike as he tapped on the eggs. "Maybe it wants to hatch planes" said Buzzsaw. Pulse shot at the creature from some energy created between her antlers, and the creature flew off. She picked up both Spike and Buzzsaw, then flew down to Soundblaster as Laserbeak flew after them. "Thanks, Pulse. I think that I was about to become a little bit of ham on his eggs" said Spike.

"Will you be careful, Spike! I already have enough bad memories of losing younglings that are under my responsibility" snarled Soundblaster. "But, I still want to look around" pleaded Spike. Soundblaster rolled his optics, then said "Fine, but go with Pulse. She can keep an optic on you. And don't wander off alone!"

As Spike looked around the island with Pulse, he said "Man! Everywhere you look, it's unreal." An elasmosaurus raised its head out of a lagoon behind Spike and roared at him. It picked up Spike in its jaws, as Spike screamed "No Let go! Help!" Hearing Spike's screams, Pulse turned around to see Spike in the jaws of the elasmosaurus that was swimming away. Pulse dove in the lake and swam after it. She dove underwater, and then tackled the beast from beneath it. This startled the elasmosaurus, but it didn't let go of Spike. Pulse then whopped it with her tail on its head, and then the elasmosaurus let go of Spike as it swam away. Pulse picked up Spike in her servo as she swam back to shore.

Later, Spike boarded Soundblaster as he said "Dinobot Island is all yours. I think that I'll stick to encyclopedias now." "Pulse, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, are you sure that you don't want to return to base?" asked Soundblaster. "We'll be fine, Grandpa" said Pulse "Laserbeak and Buzzsaw can improve their flying and learn how to fight while I catch up with my meditation in nature. The tectonic forces of the island will go well with my training." "Goodbye, friends. Goodbye" said Grimlock as he waved. "Goodbye Grimlock. Bye, guys. I'd write, but, uh, you can't read," said Spike. "Not to mention that this place doesn't have a post office" joked Soundblaster as he took off into the sky.


Back at Decepticon headquarters, Lazerbeak flew in and transformed back into a cassette as he popped himself into Soundwave's chassis. "Now, Soundwave" began Megatron "Show us what Lazerbeak found on that island." "As you order, Megatron" said Soundwave as he began playing back Lazerbeak's video feed. "Ha, a raw and primitive place" said Megatron as he saw the energy sources on the video "An energy paradise right for plundering." "But, what about the strange waves that Lazerbeak reported? They might be dangerous," said Starscream. Berserk was standing next to Starscream, and she squinted her optics at the screen. She was starting to remember something about mysterious energy when Megatron punched Starscream. "Silence! We'll leave immediately for Dinobot Island" said Megatron.

The Decepticons left the base, and flew off towards Dinobot Island. They quickly got there, and they saw the Dinobots, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Pulse training. "It is beyond calculations of a Cybertronic electro-plant. Behold, Starscream! Energy sources rich enough for us to control the destiny of this entire solar system" said Megatron. "Those bizarre energy waves, Megatron, they still worry me" said Starscream. "Stop quibbling" said Megatron. He turned to Soundwave and said "Begin production of energon cubes at once. And do not stop until we have drained this entire island dry." The Decepticons began immediate energy collection of the island's various resources, as lightning cackled above. Berserk looked up, and began absorbing the electricity. "Good thing that we brought the femme along" said Megatron "She has proven her usefulness over the last few months."

As the Decepticons drained the energy from the island, mysterious time portals opened up across the globe. Where Spike and Bumblebee were doing research on dinosaurs, barbarians riding mammoths came out and began attacking the city. Outlaws from the western days came out in the middle of the desert and attacked motorcyclists. Pirate ships began appearing and raided yachts.


Back on Dinobot Island, the Dinobots, Pulse, Laserbeak, and Buzzsaw began their attack on the Decepticons. "Dinobots!" cried Starscream. "Let's attack at once" said Skywarp as he prepared to fire. "Negative, Skywarp" said Megatron "Guard the energon cubes. Others shall deal with the Dinobots." The Dinobots fired at Megatron, but he dodged their attacks, and he came across some dinosaurs. "That's it. Look up, you brainless oafs. You are about to enter my service," said Megatron as he fired at the dinosaurs, creating a stampede. The stampede headed towards the Dinobots as Megatron said, "That's it, you overgrown lizards. Drive the Dinobots back! Even they can't fight all of you. Force them into the tar pit!" Berserk watched as the Dinobots, Pulse, Laserbeak, and Buzzsaw were pushed into the tar pit and swallowed up within its murky confines.

As Megatron laughed as the Dinobots sank, Berserk stiffened up. Hearing Pulse, Laserbeak, and Buzzsaw scream had an effect on her memory. "Pulse? Laserbeak? Buzzsaw? I remember!" screeched Berserk in Quintesson. She turned to the Decepticons, and a dark substance began oozing out of her body. "What! What is this?" screeched Starscream, but it was too late. Berserk had reached her virus critical mass overload after watching Pulse, Laserbeak, and Buzzsaw sink in the tar pit. Dark tentacles shot out of her as the virus continued to mutate, eventually expanding until it covered the entire area where the Decepticons were gathering energy. The Decepticons screamed as the virus began dissolving their bodies as Berserk siphoned off energy from them. What have we done? questioned Starscream as the virus swallowed him up.


Back at the Autobot base, Ratchet was finishing putting the finishing touches on Teletraan-1 as he said "There, the old control room is back to normal." He then looked at Wheeljack and Optimus and said "You'd never had guess that the Dinobots had almost reduced it to chrome crumbs." "Well, they won't do that again, not as long as they're training on Dinobot Island" said Wheeljack. "You've done an admirable repair job, Ratchet" said Optimus Prime. "I had a pretty good assistant, Optimus" said Ratchet as he bent down to talk to Sparkplug. Sparkplug laughed, then said "I still have a ton to learn about all of these fancy Autobot gizmos. But, I've got to keep up with Spike. Hey, where is that son of mine?" "He went to the library with Bumblebee for some books on dinosaurs" said Ironhide. "I'd have thought that he'd be dinosaured-out after his experience on Dinobot Island" said Windcharger "What's that? More bad news?" as Teletraan-1 began beeping.

"Teletraan-1 is picking up a strange energy disturbance," said Wheeljack. "Any details, Wheeljack?" asked Optimus. After looking through the information that Teletraan-1 gave Wheeljack, the scientist said, "It appears to be some kind of time warp." "Did somebody say 'time warp?'" asked Soundblaster as he walked into the room. "Can you get a fix on it?" asked Optimus. "No problem" said Wheeljack as he pressed a few buttons, and a city popped up on the screen. "It's in the vicinity of the city" said Wheeljack "Near the library." "Hey, that's where Spike went" said Sparkplug. Soundblaster then facepalmed himself as he said "Great, now I know that Berserk has repaired the device." "What device?" asked Wheeljack. Soundwave removed his servo from his faceplates as he said "When Berserk, my family, and I came to this dimension, we used a type of hand-held device that could allow us to travel between dimensions. Apparently, Berserk must have remembered how to make one. We'd better get there before she and the Decepticons use that device to travel to another dimension, or worse, trap Bumblebee and Spike in another dimension." "Ironhide, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Huffer, Hound, Soundblaster, transform and start your engines. Roll out!" commanded Optimus as he transformed and rolled out to the city. As the Autobots drove out of the base, Ratchet knelt and said to Sparkplug "Try not to worry, Sparkplug. We all want to help Spike."


In the city, there was a massive traffic jam as the barbarians rode the mammoths. "What a great time to hit rush-hour traffic" said Huffer as both he and Optimus stopped at the bottleneck of cars clogging the streets. Both Ironhide and Hound arrived, transformed, and then Ironhide said "Nahow, where's Spike an' Bumblebee?" "I'm getting an Autobot reading from there" said Hound as he pointed to a pile of rubble. Huffer raced over to the pile, and began digging out Bumblebee. Soundblaster shook his helm, then extended his dark matter and levitated the pile, freeing both Bumblebee and Spike. Soundblaster then shot out dark energy, disintegrating the rubble to nothing.

"'Bout time you guys showed up" said Bumblebee. "What about Spike?" asked Ironhide. "Not a scratch, Ironhide" said Spike as Bumblebee rose up from his crouched position (his body protected Spike from being crushed by the rubble) "Though I can't say the same for Bumblebee. He protected me with his body. He's a real hero." I can think of one Decepticon who wouldn't risk his body being scratched in exchange for protecting somebody. Primus, can Knockout be vain though Soundblaster. "Aw, anybody would have done the same" said Bumblebee. "Warning, Optimus Prime" said Hound "The energy disturbance is directly ahead." "Let me get a better look at…huh? What are they?" asked Ironhide as he saw a mammoth being ridden by a barbarian. "New Earth-like forms?" guessed Huffer. "Or old ones that have entered this era through that time warp" said Optimus as he pointed to a portal that had purple, white, and blue arms of energy surrounded by black around a neon-green circle. More mammoths and barbarians came out of it as Hound said "There's something on the other side of the warp. And it's coming through!" Both the mammoths and the barbarians caused a lot of damage as they destroyed buildings and terrorized people.

"We've gotta do something, Optimus" said Ironhide. Soundblaster thought for a moment as he said "Maybe…just maybe…" before he transformed and flew to one of the barbarians. The barbarians looked at the spacecraft flying towards him before it transformed. A bright light came out of the spacecraft as the barbarian said "Ah, look! It's some sort of flying demon!" "That's no demon! It's Ama-Nyx Tarthoth, our god of chaos and light. Our ancestors warned of his return and the other gods!" called out another barbarian. Hmmm…I'll let them think that I'm their god. It'll only make it easier for them to listen to me thought Soundblaster as he began saying in a very loud, echoing voice "I AM AMA-NYX TARTHOTH! YOU HAVE ENTERED THE REALM OF THE DEMI-GODS! RETURN TO YOUR MORTAL REALM AT ONCE, OR YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH!" The two barbarians bowed to Soundblaster, before they turned around and called out "Everyone! We must return to our home! The god of chaos and light, Ama-Nyx Tarthoth is furious with us for entering his realm!" With that, the other barbarians directed their mammoths back to the time portal before it closed. Soundblaster though That was easy before he turned around and headed back to the Autobots who were staring at him in amazement.

The Autobots could only gape at Soundblaster before Ironhide said "Soundblaster, how'd, how'd ya convince them to return to thar place that they came from?" "Simple, they thought that I was their god, and I told them to go home otherwise they'd face my wrath" said Soundblaster. "Phew, it's a good thing that you're on our side, Soundblaster" said Huffer.

Later, as the Autobots were heading back to base, Optimus said "There were no Decepticons around, but someone or something must have caused that time warp." "It still might have been Berserk and that device that I was telling you about earlier, Optimus" said Soundblaster "But, the portals only work if the user is nearby and not far away." "True, but then again, it could have been a freak event" said Optimus. I guess that he's correct. The Vok were experimenting on this planet a long time ago. It's possible that they were creating time portals to go with the energon and that bizarre flying island thought Soundblaster. "Say Optimus, I may know who would be able to figure out what happened" said Spike while riding inside of Optimus "Chip and Teletraan-1."

Back at base, the Autobots were surrounding both Teletraan-1 and Chip as the wheelchair boy said "Teletraan-1 should solve the mystery, Optimus Prime, with the right input" as he punched in calculations. "You do it, Chip." Beachcomber said "Like if you need geology-type info, hey, just call on yours truly, Beachcomber. I dig projects that don't require conflict, ya know." Soundblaster looked at Beachcomber and thought Even though he has been here only a few days, I really hate how he talks. It's more annoying than some of the things that the talkative Bumblebee from the last dimension has done. "And if you need a true scientist to explain Beachcomber to you, don't hesitate to call on me, Perceptor." "Thanks Perceptor, you too, Beachcomber. I could use lots of help" said Chip. Just then, Teletraan-1 went off, warning about another time warp. "Not another time warp!" exclaimed Wheeljack. "That's precisely what Teletraan-1 is registering" said Optimus "Try to find the location, Chip."

After punching in a few commands, Chip said, "Better make that locations, Optimus Prime. We've just picked up two new time warps!" "Two time warps?" said both Optimus and Wheeljack at the same time. "Ok, now I know that Berserk is not behind this" said Soundblaster "It's hard enough to salvage enough parts to make one device to travel between dimensions, let alone two." "What makes you say that, Soundblaster?" asked Chip. Soundblaster looked at Chip and said "Most of the parts used to build that device that allows for my family and I to travel through dimensions won't be available until at least 2011, so it's close to impossible to find all the parts in…what year is this again?"

As some Autobots departed for the two different locations, Soundblaster stood outside the base and looked to the sky. Pulse would be able to help with what's going on. I need to find her on Dinobot Island thought Soundblaster before he transformed and flew towards Dinobot Island. Little did he know of what was happening to the island as he flew to the prehistoric place.

Warpath, Beachcomber, Ironhide, Perceptor, Smokescreen, Trailbreaker, and Optimus Prime headed for Dinobot Island not too long after the two time warps were taken care of. They soon passed through the time wave, and they found Soundblaster floating above the island. Below him, half the island was cloaked in a mysterious black substance. "What is this?" asked Trailbreaker. "It is Berserk's virus. Apparently, it reached a critical mass point, and it looks as if she is destroying the island. Something must have made her mad, or make her remember" said Soundblaster. "Is there any way that we could stop this virus?" asked Optimus. "There might be, but…I'm afraid" said Soundblaster "I could tap into another power that I have, but I might kill Berserk in the process. It is something that I wish not to do." "Soundblaster, if we don't restore the energy that the Decepticons have taken, then the entire galaxy may be destroyed" said Optimus. Soundblaster sighed, then said "I cannot be forgiven for what I must do." Soundblaster then tapped into a secret power, and his entire body became enveloped in a bright white light. He shot down a powerful beam of the light, which came in contact with the virus, expelling the darkness. There was a huge explosion as purple energy shot out and escaped to various parts of the island.

Once the smoke cleared, the Autobots found Berserk unconscious along with the Decepticons. Not too far from them, both Soundblaster's children and the Dinobots were in a dried-out tar pit. All the tar was evaporated, and the Dinobots and Soundblaster's children were unconscious. Soundblaster landed on the island along with the Autobots, then walked over to his sparkmate. He knelt down and cradled his wife in his arms. Stroking her helm, he held her tight to his body as he cried silently. Soundblaster was hurting bad, and the Autobots knew it. Optimus' spark felt sorrow for the Star Warrior as the satellite continued to weep. "Autobots, lets get the Dinobots, Pulse, and the birds back to base" said Optimus. "But Optimus, what about Soundblaster?" asked Perceptor. "He needs to be alone for now" said Optimus sadly.

Berserk, I'm sorry that I couldn't be there for you. I wish that I could have done more to help you…to get you to remember who you were said Soundblaster through his spark. "Soundwave?" said Berserk as she began waking up. "Berserk?" said Soundblaster as he looked at his sparkmate. She looked at him and said "What happened?" He ran a servo across her helm as tears continued to run down his cheeks. "Soundwave? What happened? The last thing that I remember was that both Buzzsaw and Pulse found an energy source that would destroy the Earth. I don't know what happened after that, but I dreamt that I was with another Soundwave, but…" said Berserk before Soundblaster kissed his sparkmate deeply on the lips. She was shocked for a moment, then leaned into the kiss.

After several long moments, they pulled away as Berserk said "It feels too long since we've been together." Soundblaster smiled, then said "I'll explain everything once we get back to the Autobot base." He stood up and helped Berserk stand, then they helped the Autobots take the Dinobots and their sparklings back to the Autobot base.

Later, at the Autobot base, Soundblaster filled in everything ever since he joined the Autobots. Berserk listened, then said "So, what I had wasn't a dream? I'm so sorry that I couldn't remember you, Soundwave." "Don't fret about it; absorbing that much power corrupted your memory circuits. But, from now on, I don't want you to absorb that much power again. I don't want to lose you again, Berserk. By the way, since I have a counterpart, I need you to call me Soundblaster around the Autobots. At least that we've got the rest of our sparklings back. I just wish that we could find Ravage; I couldn't find her. I…I just want to know what happened to her over the past four million years" said Soundblaster as he looked away. "Four million years?" asked Berserk. "That's right; you and the others were trapped in the ice…I'll tell you the full story with the sparklings on another day. It's a very long story, plus, it's very late" said Soundblaster as he gave off a yawn. "You're right" yawned Berserk "We should get some recharge." With that, the sparkmates went into recharge in each other's arms, as Soundblaster's helm rested above Berserk's helm.

About a week later, Soundblaster went into space to do some solar absorption. The Autobots needed a little extra energy, and since there weren't any storms for Berserk to absorb, Soundblaster volunteered to go into space to absorb some solar rays. He had been in space for about an hour when he noticed a satellite in orbit. Straightening out his wings, Soundblaster flew over to the satellite. So, what's a nice satellite like you doing in this part of the world? Do you take this orbit often? Thought Soundblaster telepathically to the satellite. Ever since his upgrades, Soundblaster has taken a liking to Earth satellites. All of a sudden, a red laser began pulling on the Earth satellite, dragging it down to Earth. Hey, come back here! I wanted to talk to you! transmitted Soundblaster.

Back on Earth, at G.I. Joe's headquarters, both Breaker and Flint were listening to what Soundblaster was saying to the satellite. "If we don't have enough problems with Cobra trying to take our satellite, it's that other satellite talking to it. It's as if the other is trying to get its phone number or something" said Breaker. "Let's get our spy satellite away from Cobra and the other satellite. We'll look for answers once our satellite is out of harm's way" said Flint.

In space, the spy satellite was being controlled by Breaker to fly away from Cobra's ray and Soundblaster. Hey! Come back here, gorgeous! Called out Soundblaster as he flew after the spy satellite, but the latter lost control and re-entered Earth's atmosphere, descending towards Africa. Following the descent trail, Soundblaster followed.

When the Star Warrior landed, he found the satellite in a jungle. Soundblaster's wings perked up when he sensed something approaching him. Soon, he saw anthropoids surrounding him. Anthropoids? They're still around? I'd thought that they'd be long dead by now thought Soundblaster. The anthropoids communicated in their language, as Soundblaster replied "Hello" in their language. "You Light Flower. Ancestors told that you return" said one of them. It irked Soundblaster to be called a flower, but he decided to play along. The anthropoids picked up the spy satellite, and they motioned for Soundblaster to follow. He followed them to their cave dwellings, which underwent a few changes since the caves that Jack and Una lived in four million years ago. The chief anthropoid came out, and he welcomed Soundblaster. "It is a great honor to meet you, Light Flower. Our ancestors told of you bringing light to the world and expelling the darkness caused by the flying mountain" said the chief. Soundblaster knelt, then said to the chief "I met your ancestors long ago. They were intelligent and were friendly to the Maximals." One of the anthropoids began howling, and the chief howled back. The chief turned to Soundblaster and said "Enemy sighted in forest. We bring back for ceremony to honor gods." "I would like to see these enemies myself. I'm curious on why they would come here." "Then, we take back for questioning, then we offer to gods" replied the chief.

It didn't take long for the anthropoids to bring back a woman, an indian, a ninja, an old man, and some people dressed in orange. Soundblaster approached then, and knelt before them. The anthropoids have also brought the spy satellite as well, painted in yellow paint. "Who are you?" asked Soundblaster. "More specifically, who are you?" asked the woman. "I am Soundblaster" said Soundblaster. "I'm Lady Jane, this is Spirit, that's Macintosh, and the others are part of Cobra" said Lady Jane. "Who is Cobra?" asked Soundblaster. "Cobra is a bunch of dirty, dishonorable, no-good snakes that want to take over the world" said Lady Jane. Soundblaster looked at the Cobra minions and said "So, I take it that you're human Decepticons. And the others are human Autobots?" "I know that your name sounded familiar. You're the spy for Megatron" said the white ninja. "That's Soundwave. I'm Soundblaster, an Autobot if you will" said Soundblaster. "These fools must think that you're a god as well as the satellite. The blinking lights on the other one are flashing red, making them think that it's angry" said Macintosh. "At anyone we know?" asked Lady Jane. "Let me put it this way: If you've got anything against human sacrifice, now's a good time to leave" said Macintosh. "I'll talk to them" said Soundblaster as he got up and walked over to the chief.

"Chief, there's something important that I need to talk over with you" said Soundblaster. "Yes, what is it, Light Flower?" asked the chief. Soundblaster knelt, and then said to the chief "The smaller god is a young one, and he doesn't quite know who's our friends and who's our enemies. I wanted to take him down here and explain the mortal realm to him, so he can have a deeper understanding. He doesn't know who to trust, and who to be angry with down here…at least, not yet. I will have a talk with him and explain to him that the ones tied up are our friends." With that, Soundblaster got up and picked up the satellite. He turned it off, placed it back down, turned to the chief and said "I just finished explaining him that the ones tied up are our friends. However, they do not belong in this part of the mortal realm. I will escort them back to their real homes and I will take the smaller god with me. He needs to see other parts of the world still."

The chief then gave a command, and they released the prisoners. "Thank you, Chief" said Soundblaster "I will escort these outsiders back to where they came from. Goodbye." With that, Soundblaster extended his tentacles and picked up the Joes, Cobra, and Macintosh. The anthropoids waved goodbye to Soundblaster as the Star Warrior headed out into the jungle.


"Put me down, you overgrown walking metal flower" said Lady Jane. "I am not a flower!" snarled Soundblaster as he continued to walk further into the jungle. "Hmm, I couldn't help but see that you resemble some of the gods that my ancestors worshiped" said Spirit. Soundblaster laughed, then said "I wouldn't be too surprised. About four million years ago, I came to Earth with the Maximals and the Predacons, which are the descendants of the Autobots and Decepticons. The primitive ancestors of you humans liked the Maximals, and the Maximals became friends of two of the children of the anthropoids: Una and Jack. They were pretty intelligent, and the Maximals taught them a lot of certain things, like how to fight, make tools, and a few things about levers and pulleys." "What happened to the Maximals and the Predacons?" asked Spirit. Soundblaster looked a little bit sad, then said "All of the Predacons were destroyed, but one great Maximal warrior, Dinobot, died in the final battle on Earth. He was one of the greatest warriors that I've ever known. He went down with the Decepticon ship, the Nemesis, four million years ago. I escorted the Maximals to outer space and back to Cybertron, but…" he fell silent for a moment, then said, "I went into hibernation in the Antarctic. My family was there; all except my first-born daughter Ravage. I tried searching the Earth, but I couldn't find her. I just wish that I knew where she disappeared and where she died. I want to find her body before I leave this place with my family."

"How do you know that she's dead?" asked Lady Jane. Soundblaster sighed, then said "I can't see a sparkling, a baby transformer if you will, surviving on her own for four million years alone. I just don't see how." "And you say that I have dishonor, Lady Jane" said the ninja. Soundblaster glared at the ninja and said "If you ever make a remark like that again, I'll crush you."

Loud engines were heard as a small platoon of tanks and jeeps drove towards Soundblaster. Soundblaster extended his tentacles as Lady Jane said "Soundblaster, don't! They're with us!" Soundblaster paused, then retracted his tentacles. A man wearing a brown shirt and orange/brown camouflage pants jumped out of the jeep. Soundblaster placed the humans on the ground and the satellite as he said "The next time that you guys have a falling satellite, make sure that it doesn't fall in this area." With that, he transformed and flew away. As for the Cobra troops, G.I. Joe arrested them.

Author's note 2: I watched the 'G.I. Joe: A real American hero' and I couldn't help but notice on how the anthropoids in that episode with the fallen satellite looked a lot like Jack, Una, and the rest of their tribe fro 'Beast Wars,' so I bridged a connection here. For Soundblaster's 'god' name with the barbarians, I did some research on some older gods that controlled darkness, chaos, and light. In this world, the Maximals, Predacons, and Soundblaster were used as inspiration for when the anthropoids created their gods. And yes, I couldn't resist that scene from 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' scene with Soundwave being naughty with the satellite. By the way, I did look up the names of the dinosaurs that appeared in "Dinobot Island: Parts 1 and 2." I wanted to be as accurate than just say "the dinosaur."