Summary-
After a huge fight with the Joker, Harley runs to Ivy to let not only herself cool off but also to let the Joker cool off. While staying with Ivy, Harley comes into some information and sneaks back to hers and Joker's home while he is on a heist. Will Harley be able to tell her Joker what she learned, or will she be able to keep it a secret?
Chapter 9- Kiss ThisHarley was bored, and when Harley was bored it was never good. When Harley was bored she tended to bother the Joker. And when Harley bothered the Joker things tended to get broken. Whether it was Harley herself or things around the Laugh Factory. Right now Harley was laying on hers and the Joker's bed.
Harley sighed and brought her hands up and let them drop onto the bed with a thump. From the bathroom she heard the Joker moving around, getting ready for bed. Harley gave a louder, more exaggerated sigh and slammed her hand on the bed making a louder thumb. She heard the Joker sigh from the bathroom and couldn't help but smirk. She was no longer bored.
Harley opened her mouth to take a deep breath to make the most exaggerated sigh ever when the Joker's head popped out of the bathroom. "Pumpkin you sigh one more time and you'll be punished, and not in the fun way." The Joker told her and Harley giggled.
"I'm bored Puddin." Harley told him sitting up.
"You're bored?" The Joker asked stepped fully out of the bathroom to show he had put on a batman pajama footies. Harley busted out laughing rolling onto her back. The Joker laughed and jumped onto the bed and struck a 'heroic' pose. "You're bored? How can you be bored with me here to save you from boredom?" The Joker asked.
"Oh Joker." Harley sighed lovingly and the Joker looked around.
"Joker? I'm not Joker. I'm Batman." The Joker said.
"Well Batman, for saving me from my boredom, how about a kiss?" Harley asked getting on her knees and wrapped her arms around his waist.
"A kiss? Where on this fair lady shall I kiss. Shall I kiss here?" The Joker asked running his hands over her lips. "Should I kiss here?" He asked running his hands down her chest while dropping to his knees. "Or should I kiss this?" He asked cupping her sex through her underwear.
"If you were the Joker, I would let you kiss this." Harley said grabbing his hand and gently pulled it away from her sex, "And even here." She said as she brought his hand up her chest. "But since you're Batman you're only allowed to kiss here." She said pointing to her cheek. The Joker sighed, he really hated Batman sometimes.
