Karkat growled as Dave beat him again. He was pretty happy about his successes. What could he say? He rocked his video games. " Hah! You owe me soda loser, I won the 3 out of 5!" Dave pumps his fist, sticking his tongue out as a bird was flipped towards him. They had been playing since he got there 4 hours ago to spend the night.

This was their usual go to, contests over who had to buy the soda or could beat the high score. Unfortunately John was out with his brother, so they couldn't go out and do stuff. Karkat had thrown his controller down onto the bed, growling again as it bounced onto the floor.

" No fucking fair Dave, I know you have this one at home!" He narrows his eyes at Dave in accusation.

" Hey man, all is fair in love and war," Dave says, shrugging it off. He pulls a soda out of the minifridge, popping the tab from the tab soda before downing it.

" As if Dave, the only love you want is from Roxy, and she isn't gonna give you any." Karkat teases, poking fun at his best friend's obvious crush on the Chick.

"Shut up Karkat!" He retorts, crossing his arms as a blush crosses his face at her name. " That's only because she's Dirk's girlfriend. I could totally get her.. but I don't wanna swoop her from my brother." Roxy was a goddess in human form.. well, she had the body of one. He couldn't help that he liked his brother's girlfriend, she was hot! Karkat was holding his stomach laughing.

" As if dude. She wouldn't go for your ass if it was the last dick on Earth. She just isn't into you man, you don't have the moves."

" W-well at least I admit my crushes! You probably have someone you have the hots for out of your league too!" Dave spits, narrowing his eyes at Karkat. He was surprised at his best friend's telling silence, the blush on his face condemning him. " Shit Kar!" He says with a smirk, standing up. " You do have someone! Who is she? Is it Jade? Or maybe Jane? OO are you crushing on Johns cousin?" He exclaims, hoping one of his guesses was right so he could blackmail Karkat.

Unfortunately Karkat was saved by his dad hollering for him from downstairs. Karkat shot out of the room like a bullet. Not accepting this defeat, he decides it is time to snoop. Dave had never snooped around Karkat's room, not having much reason to. This was a moment where it was required however. Biting his lip, he looks around. He needs teasing material, now where to find it. With a smirk, he realizes the perfect thing. Kar was a hot blooded male like him. Maybe he would have some mags to tease him about. He was a traditionalist after all... well, not really.. but he did work in a porn shop.

Failing to find anything under the bed or in the closet, Dave resorts to the last place he could think of. The underwear drawer. No one touches a mans underwear. Rummaging around in the unknown territory, he finds his reward. It was a black folder with the label of the place Karkat worked. He had to admit, this was pretty slick looking. Popping it open, he pulls out the plastic covered papers from inside. " What the Fuck!"

Oh fuck no, that was his bro sitting there in all his glory. His poor eyes. Deciding to get to the bottom of this, Dave plops down onto Karkat's bed, photos in hand, to wait. It didn't take long for Karkat to put the groceries away, and he soon turned the knob to his bed room.

" Hey Dave, Dad got us some more Ta- whats up dude?" Karkat pauses as the door shuts behind him, noticing Dave's accusing stare. Dave watched as his friends eyes wonder down to what rested in his hands. He had to admit it was pretty hilarious to see his eyes go wide like that.

" So," He starts, turning the photos to Karkat. " You have porn of my brother." He states, wanting some sort of confermation.

" So I have porn of your brother.." Karkat echos nervously. Dave could practically feel them rolling of his friend like some sick bass out of a speaker.

" And," He questions, raising his eyebrow. " How the fuck did you get this? My brother does porn?" He couldn't decided at the moment whether he wanted to never watch porn again, or laugh his ass off.

" I um.. so Dirk is one of Roxy's best selling models.." Karkat starts, not meeting Dave's gaze. " And I may have walked in on one of Dirk's shoots my first day-"

"- woah, hold up there dude. Hot mama Roxy is the owner of the porn shop you work at? How the fuck did you not tell me this?" Dave asks accusingly. Karkat could feel the tension lift a little at these words.

" I thought you knew already Dave, you should have seen her wielding this Dildo at Dirk once.." Karkat started off on a story of one of the days he was proud to work there.

After he finished the story, they were both laughing their asses off over the situation. Dave was certainly surprised to find out his brother was a best selling male model when it came to the industry. Karkat was embarrassed to admit he had a slight thing for the older man, being bisexual and being able to appreciate a hot body. A fact in which Dave begged him to never repeat about his brother again.