PHOENIX WRIGHT TURNABOUT PORTAL 2
CHAPTER 2: tha search for ballistic dolphin
BY JAKKID166
"holey shit man weve been falling for a long time" say phoenixc "how long has it been so far"
"about a year" sayed miles "im startin to get hungrey"
"i dont understandn it" say phoen ix "i thought ther was gonna be a portal in here"
"yea i guess it just a botomless pit" said edgey "dammit we shouldnta jumpd in here just caus you THOUGHT ther was a portal"
"lol oops" said phoenix
"dam it" said edge "now we are TRAPPD HERE"
"arent u a ghost you could just fly out" said phoeni x
"id never leave u behind my love" said miles
"right yeah okay" said wrighte "well wat are we gona do now"
BUT THEN
A PORTALE OPENED UNDER THEM
"wtf the fuUUUUUUUDGE" said wright and egde and they fell through
and they LANDDED
IN A LAB PLACE
"ow" said wirght peeling his face off tha floor
"oh greeeeeat where are we now" said miles "i hope dis isnt my moms house"
"does ur mom have a big lab ratory? said phoenix
"idk she might every1 has secrets" sayed miles
just then
they herd FOOTSTEPS
"O NOOOO ITS THA PANDA DELIVERY MAN COME TO PUNISH MY SIIIINS" said wirght and he tryed to jump in edgeworths arms but edgewort is a ghost so he just fell and broke his butt on the floor and sayed OW
"i will not alow you to hurt my wright" said miles
"there is no need to worry" said the voic and the figure steppd out of the shadows and it was
ME, DETECTIVE JAKKID166
"o shit detective jakkid166!" said wright "wat are you doing here"
"this is my house why wold i not be here"
"oh i didnt know it was ur house wait what are WE doing here" said wright
"i pulld you here" said me walkin to them
"but why" sayed phenix "we were gonna go on PORTAL ADVENTURE"
"thats tha problem" said me "see, i had someon who was gonna help me write ur adventure"
"what who" said edgewort "what do u mean write"
i went ova to the computer and banged tha keyboard with a hammere and a profile cam up on the screen
"this be ballistic dolphin" said me "he is tha author of damon gant escaps from prison, he was gona help me write ur story"
"but tha page says he was last activ… ONE YEAR AGO" said wirght
"yes that the problem" said me "sinc he went inactive, your story never got continue" said me "tha plan was i would help him writ damon gant escaps from prison and he would help wit turnabout portal 2, but hes disappeard after i wrot chapter 8 of damongantescaps from prison, ive been tryin to contact him ever since"
"well shit my crap" said wirght "what can we do"
"i need u to help me find him" said me
"wats in it for me" said wright
"are u serious" said me
"look a mans gotta eat ok" said wirght
"wait" said edgeyworth "how ar we gonna know weher he is"
"i dont know wher he is" said me "but i have leads" and i put my adventurin hat on (which jus looks like indiana jones hat) "ok lets GO"
~LATER~
~AT THE AIRPORT~
"ok" said me "my informats say that aroudn the time ballistic disapeared ther was a sudden rise in fanfiction energy in china"
"what in the fuck is fanfiction energy" said wirght
"i actualy have no idea" said me "but us fanfic writers have it for som reason so we gotta go to china"
"ok makes sense to me" said egde ghost
we went up to tha counter to buy tha ticket and the person was like "o i am sorry sir ghost are not allowed on tha planes"
"WHAT" said milez "thats RACIST"
"its ok miles" said me and i opend a can of soda (it was sprite if u were wondering) "hide in here"
"ok" said miles and he went in da can
me and phoenix got on tha plane in our first class seets cause i can afford them caus im a good detective
"wow these are realy comfy" said phoen ix
"ya" said me
"ok every1" said the flight atendant "erveryone please keep ur arms legs heads feet and toes inside the plane at al times and have fun" and the plane took of
"im thirsty can i hav some of ur soda" said wright
"sure" said me and i gave him tha soda and write drank som of it
"wtf i feel weird" said wrighte
"why is dat" said me
"OH FUCK" said wright "I DRANK EDGEWORTH"
"WHAT" said me "o godamit ok if we keep quite about it we will be fine"
"keep quiet abot WHAT" said a guy behind us in sunglasses
i turnd around "who ar u"
the gui showed me his badge "im agent jack ass of the anti-plane-ghost task force" said he "you arent smugglin any ghosts are u"
"NOPE" said WRIGHT "nope no ghost i promiiiiise"
"ok well if u see any let me know" said him and he relax in his chair
"DAM U WRIGHT" said edgeywort "DIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT WEN I SAID I WANT TO BE INSIDE YO U"
"relax edge worth the plane ride is only 6 hours" said wright
"WHAT" said edge "I DONT WANNA BE in here for 6 hours dis is weird its like im in DEVIANTART"
"you ARE on deeviantart" said me "trust me dis is better"
~ TO BE CONTINUED
